The Daily "Why does the DLR Army Website not work" explanation thread.....

[SunisinuS]

and why otherwise it loads only half the time while continuing to work as well as Cheney hunts....



Todays: Because on this day in 44 BC – Dictator Julius Caesar of the Roman Republic was stabbed to death by Marcus Junius Brutus and several other Roman senators.


Last 5 days:
Monday the 14th: Because Pojo had a chicken dinner.
Sunday the 13th: Because The Game was on.
Saturday the 12th: Solar Flares.
Friday the 11th: See above.
Thursday the 10th and all previous days...because we are all too chincey to donate.

[Bob_R]

Was the other thread not good enough for you?

Anyway I catch your drift. Slow as shit today.

[Seshmeister]

Too many moaners, not enough donors...

[Bob_R]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?61758-OK-so-what-s-the-latest-on-the-quot-NEW-quot-Roth-Army-layout-look

[Warham]

That database must have really been fucked up.

[ELVIS]

You queers losing your boners ??

[SunisinuS]

You queers losing your boners ??

Takes one to know one?

http://www.zimbio.com/ELVIS+PRESLEY+WAS+BISEXUAL/articles/4/Elvis+Presley+went+both+ways+yes+indeed+King

Now knock it off....

[twonabomber]

You queers losing your boners ??

nah.

the Jesus freaks are killing the place.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

and why otherwise it loads only half the time while continuing to work as well as Cheney hunts....



Todays: Because on this day in 44 BC – Dictator Julius Caesar of the Roman Republic was stabbed to death by Marcus Junius Brutus and several other Roman senators.


Last 5 days:
Monday the 14th: Because Pojo had a chicken dinner.
Sunday the 13th: Because The Game was on.
Saturday the 12th: Solar Flares.
Friday the 11th: See above.
Thursday the 10th and all previous days...because we are all too chincey to donate.

Perhaps you'd like to make a significant donation to upgrade the VBulletin software ??

[SunisinuS]

I would. And as you noticed I mentioned that....even if I have to pay for the pleasure of insulting Elvis it would be worth it.

[Blaze]

Hmmm. The board has had no trouble when I arrive. It has been quite speedy today.
Perhaps it is your stream. Have you spoken and compared notes with the others that have had the same issue?
There might be a something that as a group you all have in common.

I did find, remove,and reported very recently, a proxie on my tubes that fed to the versatel.net.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I would. And as you noticed I mentioned that....even if I have to pay for the pleasure of insulting Elvis it would be worth it.

Then click the Donate button and I'm sure Sarge will appreciate it....

[Bob_R]

Perhaps you'd like to make a significant donation to upgrade the VBulletin software ??

You must be implying to upgrade to a more robust server would cost more and/or the monthly charges (I know I pay those myself).

To upgrade the software costs nothing.

[Seshmeister]

As someone who isn't involved in any even semi official capacity these days I think I'll point out what is pretty obvious to most regular posters.

The owner of the site is away and has been for ridiculously long stretches of time over the last few years due to IMHO unjust, unfair and unreasonable policies of the US government.

Halfway through an upgrade of the site after all the important shit had been done but before the cosmetic frills had been debugged he had to go away again.

I'm only getting involved in this thread because I don't think it's helpful at all, particularly coming from people that haven't contributed, to whine on about a fucking color scheme or some pretty pictures when every month the owner gets a three figure bill for a site he can rarely fucking access never mind take anything from.

He's also of course doing this whilst resisting the obvious impulse to put a bunch of shitty adverts all over it or sell it to someone who will. What could well be the breaking point for even him would be to come home and read this thankless selfish pointless shitty thread.

In short please shut the fuck up.

Thanks!

[SunisinuS]

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. I was making light of the situation if you read the Entire Post (which identifies the need to donate). Please Please Please read an entire post before just taking one slice of it that you find offensive. Context is so the fuck important...least that is what they taught in Bible Study and third grade Dick and Jane. I said Donate Chinkoids. And most people do not even know the history of the site or the webmaster, so having not been privy to the secret garden, none of us would know who has cancer or was at war or was in the joint.

So Donate, I will try, but please, do not fight an imaginary battle against us. And if you just want feedback with no 'elan:

The site was slow and failing often on that day. Sorry, not my fault. But I will contribute what I can.

And to all those that work to keep the site running; Good unya. Appreciated.