The Daily "Why does the DLR Army Website not work" explanation thread.....

[SunisinuS]

and why otherwise it loads only half the time while continuing to work as well as Cheney hunts....



Todays: Because on this day in 44 BC – Dictator Julius Caesar of the Roman Republic was stabbed to death by Marcus Junius Brutus and several other Roman senators.


Last 5 days:
Monday the 14th: Because Pojo had a chicken dinner.
Sunday the 13th: Because The Game was on.
Saturday the 12th: Solar Flares.
Friday the 11th: See above.
Thursday the 10th and all previous days...because we are all too chincey to donate.

[Bob_R]

Was the other thread not good enough for you?

Anyway I catch your drift. Slow as shit today.

[Seshmeister]

Too many moaners, not enough donors...

[Bob_R]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...my-layout-look

[Warham]

That database must have really been fucked up.

[ELVIS]

You queers losing your boners ??

[SunisinuS]

You queers losing your boners ??

Takes one to know one?

http://www.zimbio.com/ELVIS+PRESLEY+...es+indeed+King


Now knock it off....

[twonabomber]

You queers losing your boners ??

nah.

the Jesus freaks are killing the place.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

and why otherwise it loads only half the time while continuing to work as well as Cheney hunts....



Todays: Because on this day in 44 BC – Dictator Julius Caesar of the Roman Republic was stabbed to death by Marcus Junius Brutus and several other Roman senators.


Last 5 days:
Monday the 14th: Because Pojo had a chicken dinner.
Sunday the 13th: Because The Game was on.
Saturday the 12th: Solar Flares.
Friday the 11th: See above.
Thursday the 10th and all previous days...because we are all too chincey to donate.

Perhaps you'd like to make a significant donation to upgrade the VBulletin software ??

[SunisinuS]

I would. And as you noticed I mentioned that....even if I have to pay for the pleasure of insulting Elvis it would be worth it.

[Blaze]

Hmmm. The board has had no trouble when I arrive. It has been quite speedy today.
Perhaps it is your stream. Have you spoken and compared notes with the others that have had the same issue?
There might be a something that as a group you all have in common.

I did find, remove,and reported very recently, a proxie on my tubes that fed to the versatel.net.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I would. And as you noticed I mentioned that....even if I have to pay for the pleasure of insulting Elvis it would be worth it.

Then click the Donate button and I'm sure Sarge will appreciate it....

[Bob_R]

Perhaps you'd like to make a significant donation to upgrade the VBulletin software ??

You must be implying to upgrade to a more robust server would cost more and/or the monthly charges (I know I pay those myself).

To upgrade the software costs nothing.

[Seshmeister]

As someone who isn't involved in any even semi official capacity these days I think I'll point out what is pretty obvious to most regular posters.

The owner of the site is away and has been for ridiculously long stretches of time over the last few years due to IMHO unjust, unfair and unreasonable policies of the US government.

Halfway through an upgrade of the site after all the important shit had been done but before the cosmetic frills had been debugged he had to go away again.

I'm only getting involved in this thread because I don't think it's helpful at all, particularly coming from people that haven't contributed, to whine on about a fucking color scheme or some pretty pictures when every month the owner gets a three figure bill for a site he can rarely fucking access never mind take anything from.

He's also of course doing this whilst resisting the obvious impulse to put a bunch of shitty adverts all over it or sell it to someone who will. What could well be the breaking point for even him would be to come home and read this thankless selfish pointless shitty thread.

In short please shut the fuck up.

Thanks!

[SunisinuS]

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. I was making light of the situation if you read the Entire Post (which identifies the need to donate). Please Please Please read an entire post before just taking one slice of it that you find offensive. Context is so the fuck important...least that is what they taught in Bible Study and third grade Dick and Jane. I said Donate Chinkoids. And most people do not even know the history of the site or the webmaster, so having not been privy to the secret garden, none of us would know who has cancer or was at war or was in the joint.

So Donate, I will try, but please, do not fight an imaginary battle against us. And if you just want feedback with no 'elan:

The site was slow and failing often on that day. Sorry, not my fault. But I will contribute what I can.

And to all those that work to keep the site running; Good unya. Appreciated.

[Seshmeister]

Well apply it to the other thread too because both are like complaining about the quality of the string quartet as the Titanic goes down...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and i always thought there were trusted "others" that had access to "debugging".

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Well apply it to the other thread too because both are like complaining about the quality of the string quartet as the Titanic goes down...

i thought those four guys rocked

[Blaze]

I will reiterate. The site was not slow for me. Moreover, I am a 2g network. One cannot get much slower streaming than 2g.

[Seshmeister]

and i always thought there were trusted "others" that had access to "debugging".

Ahhhh the 'Others'

We never speak of the 'Others' in these parts.

A terrible curse be upon those that do.

[Seshmeister]

i thought those four guys rocked

I think at least two were miming.

[Blaze]

Could the quartet play some Beethoven? Thanks. On second though, perhaps some Amadeus. Though I really am in the mood for some Beethoven...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Ahhhh the 'Others'

We never speak of the 'Others' in these parts.

A terrible curse be upon those that do.

well, you said it twice. beetle juice:tongue0011:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I will reiterate. The site was not slow for me. Moreover, I am a 2g network. One cannot get much slower streaming than 2g.

it was up and down at work and home for a while. i don't think anybody is angry about it, just jonesin' for our army fix

[SunisinuS]

Beetle.....um OJ? I did take FORD's advice way back and am now viewing on Chrome so it is much faster...but ...it still has a kaniptiioshuuun for remembering after you log in.... Found that if I search the site twice....then leave it...lol the 3rd time it still says I have not logged in but if I go to main page after searching for a 3rd time it now knows I am.

Lol boring feedback I am sure....I liked my initial thought better.....


Because in 1891 – The transatlantic steamship SS Utopia accidentally collided with the battleship HMS Anson in the Bay of Gibraltar, sinking in less than twenty minutes and killing 562.

Have a good day.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Because in 1891 – The transatlantic steamship SS Utopia accidentally collided with the battleship HMS Anson in the Bay of Gibraltar, sinking in less than twenty minutes and killing 562.

Have a good day.

blackflag was drivin' that one too

whiteflag, blueflag, whatever.....

[Seshmeister]

In short as I said the important database upgrades were done. I think there have been some server issues the last few days but that's not a problem with the site itself or the upgrade.

How about next time we just have a thread saying 'Some problems with the site loading today, could someone have a word please? Thanks.'?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

just don't start it in main

[ZahZoo]

Well apply it to the other thread too because both are like complaining about the quality of the string quartet as the Titanic goes down...

Good points... been guilty of spewing crap that was better left unsaid on more than one occasion. it's easier to be a critic than appreciative at times.

The cello player carried that band BTW...

[hambon4lif]

I got laid last night, and I still woke up in a bad mood.

Stumbling around complaining about my nuts hurting instead of appreciating that I got to crack one off...

sometimes that happens

What the fuck is this thread about anyway?

[sadaist]

Too many moaners, not enough donors...

I swear I saw that on a sign at the sperm bank.

[Blaze]

Cameras Catch Tiny Krill Having Deep-Water Sex


The sex lives of the ocean-dwelling crustaceans known as krill have been largely a mystery. Now deep-water cameras have revealed how, and where, these tiny animals do it.
The black-and-white footage collected by cameras at 16 stations off East Antarctica shows the ghostlike creatures darting about. By analyzing these images, the researchers, led by So Kawaguchi of the Australian Antarctic Division, broke the mating sequence down into five steps. And with the help of an animator, the footage became a short film explaining krill sex. [See krill-sex animation here]
In the footage, mature males are identifiable by their elongated shapes and prominent antennae. Females have thoraxes – the region between their head and abdomen – swollen with eggs.
The mating sequence begins with a chase, in which the male pursues the female. During the "embrace," the male positions his packet of sperm and then transfers it to the female either while embracing her as they face each other, or during the next phase, when he wraps his abdomen around the female's abdomen. The pretzeled couple then swims in circles together before separating. [See the video footage here]
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[SunisinuS]

I swear I saw that on a sign at the sperm bank.

Lol comedy!

[SunisinuS]

I don't know Blaze......The Sex and God combo sounds very much like Charlie Sheen as he sees himself in the mirror.....are you Charlie Sheen?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

has anyone seen shoes since ace was escorted out?

[Blaze]

I am no god, Suni.

Rage~
They only tell you lies
It´d take him by surprise
"I will offer you the truth, so you can
Take my blood, believe or not
And you will see, the Blood is me
Take my blood, I am not a god
And you will see, it is only me"
1994