Honestly, I wish I had something poignant to say. Alas, as I sit here, chewing down the last of my xanax, I realize that most of the things that come out of my mouth are semi retarded.
I love Dave. You love Dave. Who doesn't love Dave? Terrorists. So, with the band (almost) fully back together, I found the inspiration to bring this picture to you. It is very large and took me a long time but I like to think it came together. The terrorists don't know what they're missing.
This is the sweetest drawing I have ever seen! Bravo, JJ!!
Thank you, Darkness.
Awesome beyond words.
X 2Originally Posted by hambon4lif
Awesome beyond words.
Awesome
Sweet As picture.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Wonder what Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is going to think of this picture?
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
I like to think Jesus will have a good sense of humor about it.
Awesome pic, bro
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
Thanks everyone. I was hoping it would be a hit.
Who is it ??
The only reason alot of us even tolerate your dumb ass.
You must suck a lot of dick...
Just like a lot of your fag friends...
You know, you've quite a whorish mouth for being such a christian-boy!
You french your pastor with that thing?
Take your bullshit somewhere else!
Elvis is correct, GayLambonAss:
And while I'm at it, Mr. Shortbus, you think it's funny to make fun of Elvis for being a nurse. Why don't you you have the balls to make fun of Sarge, who is a nurse also? I ran into a lot of male nurses when I was in Walter Reed a few years back. Extremely professional people. Both male and female nurses keep doctors from doing stupid stuff, like accidentally killing patients, you inbred fuckwit!
It is:
Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!
Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!
Hey, Mickey!
You've been around all night
And that's a little long
You think you've got it right
And I think you got it wrong
But can't you say goodnight
So you can take me home Mickey
Cuz when you say you will
It always means you won't
You're giving me the chills
Baby, please baby, don't
Everynight you still leave me all alone Mickey
*Oh Mickey, what a pity
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty
Can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart Mickey!
Hey Mickey!
Now when you take me by the
Who's ever gonna know
Everytime you move I let
A little more show
It's something we can use
So don't say no Mickey
So c'mon and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you wanna do it
I'll treat you like a man
But please baby please, don't leave me in the damned Mickey
*Oh Mickey, what a pity
You don't understand
You take me by the heart
When you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty
Can't you understand
It's guys like you Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart Mickey!
Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!
Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Oh Mickey
You're so fine
You're so fine
You blow my mind
Hey Mickey! Hey! Hey!
Hey Mickey!
You do not even need the audio, much less the video..... That song is now stuck in your head until bed!
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
turd:tongue0011:
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Holy fucking crap!
Amazing fucking picture!
Right fucking on!
Indeed!
Fucking kick ass. That pic made my whole week.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
most excellent, dude. when we hear this new 'van halen' music, each and every one of us should have this awesome picture as our avatar for at least a week.
I've had the pleasure of seeing this piece in person, and it's even more fucking amazing! Worthy of framing!
THIS should be the ALBUM COVER.
I would love to see how that went down with the Van Halens...
Yes sir!
I like to think that Dave would like this. And on the other hand I don't necessarily need Edward to see it.
Last edited by JJtheVagPounder; 03-17-2011 at 04:55 PM.
What could have been an awesome thread has been de-railed.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Jesus comparing never ends well.
Great photochop skills, but likening Dave to Jesus is deplorable.
I venture, it is a hoodoo hex attempt.
Deplorable is such a strong word.
While being likened to jesus may seem a "step down" for Mr. Roth, it turns out though that this whole "Jesus" thing seems to work well for the other 250 million americans who for some reason, haven't bought any VH albums. Therefore, this is just the perfect advertising opportunity that he was waiting for and I reckon "David-Lee-Jesus-H-Christ" will be an immediate smash success!
Sorry champ. That's all pencil. No photoshop.Jesus comparing never ends well.
Great photochop skills, but likening Dave to Jesus is deplorable.
I venture, it is a hoodoo hex attempt.
Really this is just for fun. I apologize to any of you who take offense but, seriously, don't.
I read the whole thread, but maybe I missed it. How large is the actual drawing? And how long did it take you?
I drew a girls profile in an art class with pencil. Spent forever on it. Came out OK, but nothing close to the skills you have. Seriously great job. I wish I could draw & sketch. Mostly my skills involved drawing band logos on my school books & folders. I'd love to be able to draw my World Of Warcraft character doing something like drinking a bottle of whiskey or something. The people who do the artwork for these games today are crazy good too. What a kick ass job that would be to just draw insane shit every day.
I hope you frame this one you did. So great.
nice art work...thx for sharing
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
The piece itself is 16x21. It took me about 23 hours. Maybe more. I just thought it would be fun but now people are getting all super serious and shit and ruining the mood.
Ummm, shut it.
Deplorable is even insinuating that this is a photoshop project. Likening Dave to Jesus is right on in my book. Even Jesus agrees.
Well they ARE both Jewish. So comparisons already......
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
....
That got ugly - quick.
....And we're back.....
For the record, I hath no problem with this picture.... as long as none of you are actually worshipping it. Because that would be idolatry and you would go to Hell, and nobody wants that.
Besides, David IS Jewish, so who knows, we might even be related?
Honestly, I wish I had something poignant to say. Alas, as I sit here, chewing down the last of my xanax, I realize that most of the things that come out of my mouth are semi retarded.
I love Dave. You love Dave. Who doesn't love Dave? Terrorists. So, with the band (almost) fully back together, I found the inspiration to bring this picture to you. It is very large and took me a long time but I like to think it came together. The terrorists don't know what they're missing.
Jesus was a jewish renegade so why not Roth?
What do ye mean "was"?Jesus was a jewish renegade so why not Roth?
Jesus was a chap who rode into town on an ass
Roth rode into town in assless chaps.
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