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Originally posted by wiseguy -
Brethren and Sistren,
This "drawing" is soooo offensive and an affront to God-fearing Christians everywhere!!!!! First of all, Jesus is likely rolling over in his Shroud of Turin at this graven fucking image!!!! Second of all, he should be TEBOWING!!!! Yes, I said it!!!! Third of all, where is the facial hair!?!?!? Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, knows that the Lord and Saviour of the Gentiles has a GOATEE!!!!!! Lastly of all, this looks like you're shooting for a post-Resurrection vibe, so where are the fucking HOLES?!?!!? You dig?
Please update this drawing and I shall render final judgment.
That is all.
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Uh oh, looks like ICoke™© is at it again....
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"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
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Is it just pure coincidence that this thread was started on 3-16-11 ---- Wolfie's 20th birthday?
"Uhh, Pops ---- methinks we better let Dave stay in the band and record a new album ---- I saw a vision in my dreams ---- it's our only hope"Comment
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I have that pic hanging over the bar at my house, and everyone looks at it and laughs, smiles, or raises their fist in the air.
It represents something...like "Dave Roth=Party God"
It never fails to get a cool reaction. I think it's brilliant!
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If you're 85 yrs. old sitting in a wheelchair getting close to death ---- you look at a picture of Jesus or Allah and hope you had a good life
If you're still young at heart and enjoy strippers & whiskey ---- you look at this drawing of St. Diamond Lee and think of sunny days
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Bump. Just for the pure Rothemness!“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Don´t you mind if I hang the same pic over the bar at my flat?? It´s cool!!
Now I will raise my drink (a Gin Fizz), to Dave Roth=Party God.
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“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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No doubt, if there's one thing JJ is all about is spreading the word of Dave!
If you ask nicely he'd probably send you a hi-res version suitable for framing..Originally posted by wiseguyComment
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Indeed I did. Dave isn't solely for me, Dave is for all of us. I refuse to hold this back from anyone. It should be shared with the world at the minimal cost of your devotion to Dave and the Mighty Van Halen. In fact, if the webmasters could make the hi res readily available for whoever wants it that would be great. I'll include a signed waver for printers.Comment
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Holy shit man! Your art has been copied!!! You're officially a famous artist.
This is was originally done by someone else but I liked it and did it a little different than the one I had seen!Originally posted by wiseguyComment
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