Gaze unto Me and be awesome....

[hambon4lif]

Leave it to ELVIS to troll for male companionship at Van Halen shows.

[Anonymous]

MY MOM IS HUNGRY FOR MY COOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKKK... KKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

nidge nudge?

Just what are you implying with this filth, young man?

Cheers! :bottle:

[CROWBAR]

That shirt is still GHEY lol.

It certainly doesn't top Mambo's shirt from a few yrs. back. No fuckin' way.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

That shirt is still GHEY lol.

It certainly doesn't top Mambo's shirt from a few yrs. back. No fuckin' way.

you can pm your shirt size

[Seshmeister]

i'm sure you are "well versed" in that...

BOOM! Talk about an open goal.

[VAiN]

That shirt is still GHEY lol.

Says the guy with the rainbow-colored DLR avatar....

[CROWBAR]

Says the guy with the rainbow-colored DLR avatar....

It's because I can't be bothered with Dave after he folded in all of his cards and became Eddie's little bitch. Why patronize the guy anymore? It's like Mr. Little "Vag Pounder" chooses to GLORIFY David Lee Roth.

Nope, can't do it.

[VAiN]

It's because I can't be bothered with Dave after he folded in all of his cards and became Eddie's little bitch. Why patronize the guy anymore? It's like Mr. Little "Vag Pounder" chooses to GLORIFY David Lee Roth.

Nope, can't do it.

Well, I'm with the Vag Pounder on this one... and I assume most of us around here feel the same... Think of it as a tribute to Dave past - you liked that guy, right?

Although, I do agree with you in principal, I just can't bring myself to dislike Dave... Eddie? Sure a little, but not Dave...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

THE DUDE HAS THIS SHIRT

[CROWBAR]

Well, I'm with the Vag Pounder on this one... and I assume most of us around here feel the same... Think of it as a tribute to Dave past - you liked that guy, right?

Although, I do agree with you in principal, I just can't bring myself to dislike Dave... Eddie? Sure a little, but not Dave...

Don't get me wrong, I still like Dave somewhat, but don't feel the need to place him up on a pedestal these days. He hasn't done anything to merit that imo. In the days of yore, I'd be right there with you guys. Maybe because it's I'm older and wiser. Dave looks pretty transparent now, unfortunately. Not the guy I grew up with at all. To put him up above others NOW is absofuckinglutely ridiculous.

call me crazy, but don't call me Hank

got a white Russian?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[QUOTE=CROWBAR;1532109]Don't get me wrong, I still like Dave somewhat, but don't feel the need to place him up on a pedestal these days. He hasn't done anything to merit that imo. In the days of yore, I'd be right there with you guys. Maybe because it's I'm older and wiser. Dave looks pretty transparent now, unfortunately. Not the guy I grew up with at all. To put him up above others NOW is absofuckinglutely ridiculous.

QUOTE]

hmmmmmmmmmm

[JJtheVagPounder]

It's because I can't be bothered with Dave after he folded in all of his cards and became Eddie's little bitch. Why patronize the guy anymore? It's like Mr. Little "Vag Pounder" chooses to GLORIFY David Lee Roth.

Nope, can't do it.

I really think you should see the humor in this versus trying to make it a serious thing. No one here is opening a Church of Dave (unless maybe for the tax write offs) and no one is really worshiping him as a deity. Get a sense of humor.

As for the "Vag Pounder" comment: you don't know me well enough to put my name in quotes.

[sadaist]

Aww dudes. It's just silly fun. Like a baby angel with slicked back James Dean hair smoking cigarettes. Or a hard rock band singing 'Big Bad Bill'. Ain't nothin' but a chicken wing.

Enjoy it & smile....or not. Makes no diff.

[VAiN]

Enjoy it & smile....or not. Makes no diff.

Amen, brotha! Cunt we all just get along?

[Anonymous]

No one here is opening a Church of Dave.

Speak for yourself! I believe! I have heard His word! And I have forgotten it, but that's beside the point. I embrace the Lord Roth in my heart & for that I'LL BE SAVED! Will you accept our Lord David Lee Roth as your only true saviour

Repent, ye motherfuckers!

The Church of Roth is now serving - we do our ablutions between our nuns legs & the Blood of our Lord & Saviour is imported from Tennessee.

Spread the fuckin' Words!!!

Cheers! :bottle:

[hambon4lif]

No one here is opening a Church of Dave (unless maybe for the tax write offs) and no one is really worshiping him as a deity.

Are you sure 'bout that?

[JJtheVagPounder]

Are you sure 'bout that?

Hmmm. Perhaps I stand corrected. Wait a minute.....is that a bathroom?

[CROWBAR]

I really think you should see the humor in this versus trying to make it a serious thing. No one here is opening a Church of Dave (unless maybe for the tax write offs) and no one is really worshiping him as a deity. Get a sense of humor.

As for the "Vag Pounder" comment: you don't know me well enough to put my name in quotes.

[ashstralia]

are these t shirts still happening?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

probly, there are serious deliberations with the van halen/dlr camps about copyright infringements that we are fighting thru. the royalties paid out per shirt are only gonna bump the price about $10 per unit.

[ashstralia]

cool bro!

[ELVIS]

It's not worth it and the idea isn't that great anyway...

[ashstralia]

yeah, well i bloody well want one.

[ELVIS]

Go on ebay and find a real Van Halen shirt...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

yeah, i was just kidding. the process may have cooled, but thanks again for your opinion about a shirt with a roth image on it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Go on ebay and find a real Van Halen shirt...

go bitch about taxes with ford....

[ashstralia]

might do that, too. [ebay t shirt that is..]

[ELVIS]

Ebay $24.99 with free shipping...

I don't care for it but it's better than the Jesus Roth idea that nobody would even recognize as Dave...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Ebay $24.99 with free shipping...

I don't care for it but it's better than the Jesus Roth idea that nobody would even recognize as Dave...

well i guess if we added his name in monster fuckin' font on vagponders pic, they would figure it out.

[ashstralia]

http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=%22...shirt%2Cshirt)

the dave tv one's kinda cool....

[ELVIS]

All of those are pretty cool...

[Jagermeister]

The piece itself is 16x21. It took me about 23 hours. Maybe more. I just thought it would be fun but now people are getting all super serious and shit and ruining the mood.

Fuck Um!

[ashstralia]

i had the rockclimbing skyscraper shirt but it disintegrated years ago.... 88 bucks!

[JJtheVagPounder]

SO funny how a little internet anonymity and people turn into total assbags. LOOK AT ME! I'M SUPER TOUGH AND EDGY!

[ashstralia]

hey jj, old ash has been with ya from the start buddy!

[JJtheVagPounder]

hey jj, old ash has been with ya from the start buddy!

Oh I know, baby. More people have than have not. It's cool. I don't care if people dislike something. That's their thing and I ain't trying to change people's views. That starts wars. What I take issue with is people writing scathingly shitty things from the safety of their computer monitor. You know who you are. Douche.

[sadaist]

SO funny how a little internet anonymity and people turn into total assbags. LOOK AT ME! I'M SUPER TOUGH AND EDGY!

Hey! I AM super tough & e.........hang on, Moms calling me upstairs for a sec.............ok, back. What was I saying? Hard to type in my underwear and covered in Doritos cheese dust.


LOL. Got any new pics JJ? I have sent the link of this one to everyone I know that know what I big Roth fan I am. they don't post here, but they all have been amazed and thought it was epic, funny, and talented all at once.

As for Internet anonymity, I killed whatever I had left by starting this thread here...........http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...Warrior-How-To

[ashstralia]

sadaist, it's very unlikely anyone would recognize you in the street from a 20 year old pic where you're completely face-painted!

[Dan]

I feel The Love In This Thread.