MLB 2014 Season thread

[Bob_R]

It wouldn't surprise me if the Yanks finished in last place.
It wouldn't surprise me if the Yanks finished in first place.

[qikgts]

How about fuckin' Yu? (lol, I crack myself up)

Almost perfect and he ties Nolan for most K's by a Ranger in a game!

[qikgts]

Joba is about 300 lbs. of bacon

And 1.5 lbs of facial hair...

He needs a 9 pitch limit for every outing and some of that crap Rollie Fingers used on his stache and the ball...

[Zing!]

Joba is about 300 lbs. of bacon, but I'll throw in the tires 'cause you're a good guy.

That trade isn't too far off the mark for the Twinkies these days. Gone are the good old days of of occasional decent pitching. When Radke retired and they foolishly traded Santana (and Joe Nathan, and Pat Neshek, and...) they've been cursed with mediocre arms on the hill.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

funny

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/tampa-bay-rays-mascot-holds-inappropriate-steve-irwin-181644771--mlb.html

[DLR Bridge]

That trade isn't too far off the mark for the Twinkies these days. Gone are the good old days of of occasional decent pitching. When Radke retired and they foolishly traded Santana (and Joe Nathan, and Pat Neshek, and...) they've been cursed with mediocre arms on the hill.

That sucks. Least you guys got a nice new park.

[Zing!]

Too bad I can't afford to take the family to go see it...

[DLR Bridge]

Too bad I can't afford to take the family to go see it...

Same here. With cheap seats, gas, parking and eats, we're easily looking at a $300 - $400 day. For a baseball game, thats absurd. I bring my family to minor league games. Way less expensive and every seat in the house is a good one.

[Zing!]

Used to be able to get $8 tix at the Metrodome and take the fam on dollar dog night. Now that's do-able. I will pay $50 for three hours of entertainment. Average night out at Target Field is about $250, and that's an Extra-Valu game in the nosebleeds.

[Zing!]

Good Ol' Andy Pettite......guy always stops the bleeding

With injections of HGH?

[DLR Bridge]

With injections of HGH?

That's it. The grounds crew mower tires are off the table.

[qikgts]

Good Ol' Andy Pettite......guy always stops the bleeding

Then along comes Nova and Logan and it's another hemophiliac convention... Only one "cheap shot" home run today, the others were all bombs.

[BITEYOASS]

DAYUUUMN!!! Looks like the Yanks got PWNED by the Tigers yet again!


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[BITEYOASS]

The Yanks haven't been beaten this bad since one of their armless fans was literally beaten by Ty Cobb almost 100 years ago.

[TFM_Dale]

Tigers looking good after being owned by the Twins, I like their chances this year.