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    Smile Hi, everyone!

    Yep. First post, figured I should introduce myself.
    The name's Beth, but I'll answer to just about everything. 17 years old, but should have been born thirty years ago so that I could actually stand a chance of seeing decent bands in concert still (Bon Scott-era AC/DC springs immediately to mind, as do Led Zeppelin). As gay as they come, a lifetime admirer of Van Halen and DLR, and a huge music enthusiast. I don't think I could live without my iPod and my Dad's vinyl collection. I also read a lot - mostly music biographies like Tommyland, The Dirt, Crazy From The Heat, SLASH, etc. etc. - and I write myself, although not very well and not to the point that I'd share shit here
    I think that's all. Just a howdy, really.
    I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut.

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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi little_dreamer! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    Welcome aboard... always cool to see the youngins taking a liking to the Might Van Halen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    always cool to see the youngins taking a liking to the Might Van Halen!
    Ah, I couldn't help it. I was brought up on stuff like this, and the first time I heard Jump, I was a hopeless case. Converted for life. IN ROTH WE TRUST. <3

    and @Serge's Little Helper: thanks for the welcome.

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    Welcome!

    How many other folks your age have similar music tastes?
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    After reading the initial post very carefully, then reading Binnie's sig, made me laugh just a little bit......

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    How many other folks your age have similar music tastes?
    Very few, unfortunately - they all seem to be R&B and pop-fans at my school. Still, I have awesome friends whose music tastes are very similar to my own - old skool classic GN'R, AC/DC, Led Zep, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, Aerosmith... etc. etc.

    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    After reading the initial post very carefully, then reading Binnie's sig, made me laugh just a little bit......
    You and me both!

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    Welcome.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    After reading the initial post very carefully, then reading Binnie's sig, made me laugh just a little bit......
    Oh. I might be a little embarrassed right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Oh. I might be a little embarrassed right now.
    LOL don't be. We all have a sense of humour.

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    Holy shit. Whatta we have here? An Alice Van Halen avatar!?

    A Roth Army first!

    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Hmmm, she registers for the site and the her first order of business is to steal a webbie's signature....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

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    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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    Quote Originally Posted by little_dreamer View Post
    Ah, I couldn't help it......the first time I heard Jump, I was a hopeless case. Converted for life. IN ROTH WE TRUST. <3

    Imagine the impact on the youth of America when that song & music video first hit MTV. WOW. I saw it when the video premiered and I was 12. WTF am I seeing? Was incredible. Then Panama video knocked me off my feet.

    Welcome. Never too late to be a Van Halen fan......and lucky you, you get to be around for the new album & tour and will be old enough to go. WOOT!

    Great user name by the way. One of the best VH songs. Have fun and don't let the angry folks get ya down..........(stay out of the Front Line forums )
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Imagine the impact on the youth of America when that song & music video first hit MTV. WOW. I saw it when the video premiered and I was 12. WTF am I seeing? Was incredible. Then Panama video knocked me off my feet.
    Ditto on that... I was 10 seeing Jump for the first time and thought these guys are the coolest motherfuckers on the planet!!! The Panama video still gets me pumped... they just don't make 'em like they used to!

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    One of the Best Tunes you bet. Welcome!
    Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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    Welcome!
    “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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    Aw to hell with it.




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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Aw to hell with it.


    YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
    You just made my day. :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Holy shit. Whatta we have here? An Alice Van Halen avatar!?

    A Roth Army first!

    Don't you mean ALEX Van Halen? XD
    Haha, well, he's my favourite drummer ever. Even over John Bonham and Ringo Starr. And it's always good to be the first!

    P.S. Thanks for the welcome picture!

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    Well as might!



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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Oh. I might be a little embarrassed right now.





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    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post


    Nice one there!

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    a 17 year old rocker named Beth from England.

    M-Kay. Welcome to the board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    a 17 year old rocker named Beth from England.
    What's so bad about me? You got a problem?
    Last edited by little_dreamer; 04-21-2011 at 12:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by little_dreamer View Post
    What's so bad about me? You got a problem?
    this...http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...=1#post1535894

    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    I don't get it.

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    it was an attempt at humor/innuendo. you're a girl, he hates pussies (and you love them). i'll just go hang out on the chat board for awhile.....

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    Ah, okay. Blonde moment. XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    a 17 year old rocker named Beth from England.

    M-Kay. Welcome to the board.
    a blonde gay one, deal wit it

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    Is your mother's name Katie?

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    I'm not blonde. And no, my mum's not called Katie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by little_dreamer View Post
    What's so bad about me? You got a problem?
    If I had a problem with you,you would without a doubt know it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    it was an attempt at humor/innuendo. you're a girl, he hates pussies (and you love them). i'll just go hang out on the chat board for awhile.....
    I hate cats not pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    a blonde gay one, deal wit it
    No!:tongue0011:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    If I had a problem with you,you would without a doubt know it.
    Glad to hear that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by little_dreamer View Post
    Glad to hear that.
    I am a bit of a creepy asshole and it shows. I cunt help it. Anyway welcome to the show. Stick around and have some fun. Just stay the fuck out of my way while you are doing it.

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    Haha, okay. I'll bear that in mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    If I had a problem with you,you would without a doubt know it.
    You throwing empty threats to a 17 year old chick, tough guy? WTF is wrong with you?

    You ought to be ashamed of yourself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    You throwing empty threats to a 17 year old chick, tough guy? WTF is wrong with you?

    You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
    I didn't threaten anybody. What's wrong with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    Just stay the fuck out of my way while you are doing it.
    Due to your questionable driving skills, the more enlightened folks in your neighborhood already do this when they see your car backing out of the driveway.









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