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  • SunisinuS
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • May 2010
    • 3302

    Sarge's Little Helper

    Hi Sarge's Little Helper!
    Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1267

    #2
    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi SunisinuS and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12682

      #3
      brilliant
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • SunisinuS
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • May 2010
        • 3302

        #4
        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
        brilliant
        Computers are only as brilliant as you want them to be.

        .........end runtime.
        Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12682

          #5
          make an alias with helper's name, that'll be funnier..





          you drinkin' yet?
          Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 03-26-2011, 02:43 PM. Reason: boobs
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • SunisinuS
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • May 2010
            • 3302

            #6
            Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
            make an alias with helper's name, that'll be funnier..
            you drinkin' yet?

            Actually...in the intervening time....I had to:

            Clean up Cat Puke.

            Get a call from my boss on the weekend.

            Call the person who called my boss.

            Arranged to fix their problem at the near university.

            Made an appointment to do it tomorrow (working on the weekend).

            Called Boss to arrange company car to do it (45 miles away).

            Going next to get said company car.

            All the while trying to remove Norton on this new lap top which gave a blackscreen (windows x64).

            While talking to you.

            Ooops did I just step on a cat?


            Meanwhile..... I remember something about alcohol being legal (unless you are still stuck in the twenties) and you have no idea what the fuck I do. As...like a waitress in a restaurant we all play roles...."cracking a beer" does not mean I did do so.

            So look to your own wittle life......and stay off the drugs that Rush sells you.

            Meanwhile on the other side of the world....

            Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011, 02:57 PM. Reason: Sorry Pete's Bro..lol multitasking is fraught with danger...mostly meant as a response to Vain.
            Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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            • sadaist
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jul 2004
              • 11625

              #7
              Well I was entertained here. So there's that.
              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12682

                #8
                fuck, i was just gonna have one with ya, relax frankie
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • SunisinuS
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • May 2010
                  • 3302

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                  fuck, i was just gonna have one with ya, relax frankie

                  Lol read my edit.....hehe been working my ass off all week...ex's been on my back....living both in the real world and cyber world.....just kinda quit smoking....dealing with a roommate that lost his girl and his rebound chick...new phone new deals new computers new....lol fucking you going to bogart that joint?

                  Hehe...maybe I need to confess to Oprah.

                  Like Hell.
                  Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011, 03:02 PM. Reason: Pete's, you are alright in my book.
                  Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12682

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SunisinuS
                    Lol read my edit.....hehe been working my ass off all week...ex's been on my back(reverse missionary?)j/k....living both in the real world and cyber world.....just kinda quit smoking....dealing with a roommate that lost his girlwas she carryin' i.d.?) and his rebound chick...new phone new deals new computers new....lol fucking you going to bogart that joint?( nope, i'll share, thought you were quittin')

                    Hehe...maybe I need to confess to Oprah.

                    Like Hell.
                    one of these days i'm gonna tackle this fancy "multi-quote" thingy
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SunisinuS
                      All the while trying to remove Norton on this new lap top which gave a blackscreen (windows x64).
                      Aw jeez, good luck with that, dude. Norton and McAfee are absolutely the worst programs for total removal from your computer, as they leave all sorts of odds and ends behind. Do yourself a favor when you are done, and run a registry cleaner (such as the outstanding Auslogics Registry Cleaner) in order to get rid of most of the remaining clutter.









                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • SunisinuS
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • May 2010
                        • 3302

                        #12
                        Thank you man... I got it though....as I am a geek......I got them though....took me 3 hours on this new computer but Norton is bye bye.... They took a plank from Bill Gates...and tried to make MY machine THEIR machine..... but here I am still standing.

                        I think that perhaps they know so much about how to stay persistent...that someone on the payroll is doing something evil. They may have payola from the makers of viruses.

                        Would love a good Wiki Leaks on their business. I tried to tell them in Feedback...you do this again...I will eat you.
                        Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011, 03:32 PM. Reason: I know how.
                        Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                        • FORD
                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 58755

                          #13
                          Auslogic Registry Cleaner - definitely the best Australian invention since AC/DC. Back in the 90's the best registry cleaner was "Clean Sweep" originally made by Quarterdeck. There was an "unauthorized" patch for that program that even allowed you to erase some of the "red" items that Bill Gates and other software corporations didn't think you should be able to erase.

                          Then Norton/Symantec bought the company and destroyed the program. It never worked right after that. Only thing I would use after that was Crap Cleaner, which is a great freeware program, but Auslogic is much better.
                          Eat Us And Smile

                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                          Justice Democrats


                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • SunisinuS
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • May 2010
                            • 3302

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            Auslogic Registry Cleaner - definitely the best Australian invention since AC/DC. Back in the 90's the best registry cleaner was "Clean Sweep" originally made by Quarterdeck. There was an "unauthorized" patch for that program that even allowed you to erase some of the "red" items that Bill Gates and other software corporations didn't think you should be able to erase.

                            Then Norton/Symantec bought the company and destroyed the program. It never worked right after that. Only thing I would use after that was Crap Cleaner, which is a great freeware program, but Auslogic is much better.
                            BTW and I do not work for the company....I would highly suggest this for all you stub toting geeks out there:

                            Download the free computer cleaner optimizer tool to speed up Windows 11/10. One-Stop fix a slow PC, optimize for gaming, clear up memory, space, ram on PC and improve your PC performance now.



                            You will amaze your console player friends. It stays on my USB all the time these days.....


                            And one other....

                            Fast multi-threaded IPv4/IPv6 scanner with an extensive range of options and advanced features for system administrators and general users.


                            Amaze your friends and make your job....easier.

                            Like anything...I dis-avow how the program may change over time....but right here right now....two good saddle partners.
                            Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011, 03:42 PM. Reason: Agreed? Lol...now back to music....'tis saturday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FECFb1_YdII night afterall
                            Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                            • fifth element
                              Commando
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 1224

                              #15
                              appreciate the gamebooster tip

                              it has been a big help.
                              “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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