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    Wink Sarge's Little Helper

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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    brilliant
    Computers are only as brilliant as you want them to be.

    .........end runtime.

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    make an alias with helper's name, that'll be funnier..





    you drinkin' yet?
    Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 03-26-2011 at 02:43 PM. Reason: boobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    make an alias with helper's name, that'll be funnier..
    you drinkin' yet?

    Actually...in the intervening time....I had to:

    Clean up Cat Puke.

    Get a call from my boss on the weekend.

    Call the person who called my boss.

    Arranged to fix their problem at the near university.

    Made an appointment to do it tomorrow (working on the weekend).

    Called Boss to arrange company car to do it (45 miles away).

    Going next to get said company car.

    All the while trying to remove Norton on this new lap top which gave a blackscreen (windows x64).

    While talking to you.

    Ooops did I just step on a cat?


    Meanwhile..... I remember something about alcohol being legal (unless you are still stuck in the twenties) and you have no idea what the fuck I do. As...like a waitress in a restaurant we all play roles...."cracking a beer" does not mean I did do so.

    So look to your own wittle life......and stay off the drugs that Rush sells you.

    Meanwhile on the other side of the world....

    Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011 at 02:57 PM. Reason: Sorry Pete's Bro..lol multitasking is fraught with danger...mostly meant as a response to Vain.

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    Well I was entertained here. So there's that.
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    fuck, i was just gonna have one with ya, relax frankie

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    fuck, i was just gonna have one with ya, relax frankie

    Lol read my edit.....hehe been working my ass off all week...ex's been on my back....living both in the real world and cyber world.....just kinda quit smoking....dealing with a roommate that lost his girl and his rebound chick...new phone new deals new computers new....lol fucking you going to bogart that joint?

    Hehe...maybe I need to confess to Oprah.

    Like Hell.
    Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011 at 03:02 PM. Reason: Pete's, you are alright in my book.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post
    Lol read my edit.....hehe been working my ass off all week...ex's been on my back(reverse missionary?)j/k....living both in the real world and cyber world.....just kinda quit smoking....dealing with a roommate that lost his girlwas she carryin' i.d.?) and his rebound chick...new phone new deals new computers new....lol fucking you going to bogart that joint?( nope, i'll share, thought you were quittin')

    Hehe...maybe I need to confess to Oprah.

    Like Hell.
    one of these days i'm gonna tackle this fancy "multi-quote" thingy

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post
    All the while trying to remove Norton on this new lap top which gave a blackscreen (windows x64).
    Aw jeez, good luck with that, dude. Norton and McAfee are absolutely the worst programs for total removal from your computer, as they leave all sorts of odds and ends behind. Do yourself a favor when you are done, and run a registry cleaner (such as the outstanding Auslogics Registry Cleaner) in order to get rid of most of the remaining clutter.
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    Thank you man... I got it though....as I am a geek......I got them though....took me 3 hours on this new computer but Norton is bye bye.... They took a plank from Bill Gates...and tried to make MY machine THEIR machine..... but here I am still standing.

    I think that perhaps they know so much about how to stay persistent...that someone on the payroll is doing something evil. They may have payola from the makers of viruses.

    Would love a good Wiki Leaks on their business. I tried to tell them in Feedback...you do this again...I will eat you.
    Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011 at 03:32 PM. Reason: I know how.

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    Auslogic Registry Cleaner - definitely the best Australian invention since AC/DC. Back in the 90's the best registry cleaner was "Clean Sweep" originally made by Quarterdeck. There was an "unauthorized" patch for that program that even allowed you to erase some of the "red" items that Bill Gates and other software corporations didn't think you should be able to erase.

    Then Norton/Symantec bought the company and destroyed the program. It never worked right after that. Only thing I would use after that was Crap Cleaner, which is a great freeware program, but Auslogic is much better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Auslogic Registry Cleaner - definitely the best Australian invention since AC/DC. Back in the 90's the best registry cleaner was "Clean Sweep" originally made by Quarterdeck. There was an "unauthorized" patch for that program that even allowed you to erase some of the "red" items that Bill Gates and other software corporations didn't think you should be able to erase.

    Then Norton/Symantec bought the company and destroyed the program. It never worked right after that. Only thing I would use after that was Crap Cleaner, which is a great freeware program, but Auslogic is much better.
    BTW and I do not work for the company....I would highly suggest this for all you stub toting geeks out there:

    http://iobit.com/gamebooster.html


    You will amaze your console player friends. It stays on my USB all the time these days.....


    And one other....

    http://www.softperfect.com/products/networkscanner/

    Amaze your friends and make your job....easier.

    Like anything...I dis-avow how the program may change over time....but right here right now....two good saddle partners.
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    appreciate the gamebooster tip

    it has been a big help.
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    Btw. I never said hello before in the fan intro. So really it was my first time. Thanks for the kisses.

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    We need you lurkers. You just change the whole experiment.

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    I see we are devoid of music: Time to Remedy.

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    There are currently 694 users online. 30 members and 664 guests.


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    You're gonna see a steady increase in users now that another tour has confirmed dates....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    You're gonna see a steady increase in users now that another tour has confirmed dates....

    Excellent. More Army Members who volunteer. Makes me have to do less Shanghai weekends.


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    There are currently 372 users online. 17 members and 355 guests.

    WTF?


    What are you all doing...serving in Libya? Mourning your Dead Cat? Get the fuck up...and join. We need help here.






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    perhaps they're freaked out by a goading palindrome? i dunno, whatevs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    perhaps they're freaked out by a goading palindrome? i dunno, whatevs.

    Another Goad for the Choad.

    Goad.
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