Hi Sarge's Little Helper!
Sarge's Little Helper
Hi Sarge's Little Helper!
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Hi SunisinuS and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
brilliant
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Computers are only as brilliant as you want them to be.Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER
brilliant
.........end runtime.
make an alias with helper's name, that'll be funnier..
you drinkin' yet?
Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 03-26-2011 at 02:43 PM. Reason: boobs
Actually...in the intervening time....I had to:
Clean up Cat Puke.
Get a call from my boss on the weekend.
Call the person who called my boss.
Arranged to fix their problem at the near university.
Made an appointment to do it tomorrow (working on the weekend).
Called Boss to arrange company car to do it (45 miles away).
Going next to get said company car.
All the while trying to remove Norton on this new lap top which gave a blackscreen (windows x64).
While talking to you.
Ooops did I just step on a cat?
Meanwhile..... I remember something about alcohol being legal (unless you are still stuck in the twenties) and you have no idea what the fuck I do. As...like a waitress in a restaurant we all play roles...."cracking a beer" does not mean I did do so.
So look to your own wittle life......and stay off the drugs that Rush sells you.
Meanwhile on the other side of the world....
Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011 at 02:57 PM. Reason: Sorry Pete's Bro..lol multitasking is fraught with danger...mostly meant as a response to Vain.
Well I was entertained here. So there's that.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
fuck, i was just gonna have one with ya, relax frankie
fuck, i was just gonna have one with ya, relax frankie
Lol read my edit.....hehe been working my ass off all week...ex's been on my back....living both in the real world and cyber world.....just kinda quit smoking....dealing with a roommate that lost his girl and his rebound chick...new phone new deals new computers new....lol fucking you going to bogart that joint?
Hehe...maybe I need to confess to Oprah.
Like Hell.
Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011 at 03:02 PM. Reason: Pete's, you are alright in my book.
one of these days i'm gonna tackle this fancy "multi-quote" thingy
Aw jeez, good luck with that, dude. Norton and McAfee are absolutely the worst programs for total removal from your computer, as they leave all sorts of odds and ends behind. Do yourself a favor when you are done, and run a registry cleaner (such as the outstanding Auslogics Registry Cleaner) in order to get rid of most of the remaining clutter.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Thank you man... I got it though....as I am a geek......I got them though....took me 3 hours on this new computer but Norton is bye bye.... They took a plank from Bill Gates...and tried to make MY machine THEIR machine..... but here I am still standing.
I think that perhaps they know so much about how to stay persistent...that someone on the payroll is doing something evil. They may have payola from the makers of viruses.
Would love a good Wiki Leaks on their business. I tried to tell them in Feedback...you do this again...I will eat you.
Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011 at 03:32 PM. Reason: I know how.
Auslogic Registry Cleaner - definitely the best Australian invention since AC/DC. Back in the 90's the best registry cleaner was "Clean Sweep" originally made by Quarterdeck. There was an "unauthorized" patch for that program that even allowed you to erase some of the "red" items that Bill Gates and other software corporations didn't think you should be able to erase.
Then Norton/Symantec bought the company and destroyed the program. It never worked right after that. Only thing I would use after that was Crap Cleaner, which is a great freeware program, but Auslogic is much better.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
BTW and I do not work for the company....I would highly suggest this for all you stub toting geeks out there:
http://iobit.com/gamebooster.html
You will amaze your console player friends. It stays on my USB all the time these days.....
And one other....
http://www.softperfect.com/products/networkscanner/
Amaze your friends and make your job....easier.
Like anything...I dis-avow how the program may change over time....but right here right now....two good saddle partners.
Last edited by SunisinuS; 03-26-2011 at 03:42 PM. Reason: Agreed? Lol...now back to music....'tis saturday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FECFb1_YdII night afterall
appreciate the gamebooster tip
it has been a big help.
“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson
Btw. I never said hello before in the fan intro. So really it was my first time. Thanks for the kisses.
We need you lurkers. You just change the whole experiment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...+Little+Helper
I see we are devoid of music: Time to Remedy.
Last edited by SunisinuS; 05-07-2011 at 12:31 PM. Reason: I hear Robert Johnson in Eddie's playing here....
See you can play a Gibson and still remain here....just put a Guitar or a bottle or Mic in your hand. Happy Saturday night wiggle worms......Just get up. And never let it get you down.
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Join. It's no big deal.
It's just a Baby Ruth.
Last edited by SunisinuS; 05-11-2011 at 10:04 PM. Reason: Join us on tour and spend your hard earned money on something else than taxes.
You're gonna see a steady increase in users now that another tour has confirmed dates....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Excellent. More Army Members who volunteer. Makes me have to do less Shanghai weekends.
Last edited by SunisinuS; 05-11-2011 at 10:46 PM. Reason: What song did it to you? :) "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut
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WTF?
What are you all doing...serving in Libya? Mourning your Dead Cat? Get the fuck up...and join. We need help here.
Last edited by SunisinuS; 05-15-2011 at 02:51 AM. Reason: You don't think this takes energy?
perhaps they're freaked out by a goading palindrome? i dunno, whatevs.
Last edited by ashstralia; 05-15-2011 at 09:35 AM. Reason: =VH=
Another Goad for the Choad.
Goad.
Last edited by SunisinuS; 05-15-2011 at 12:23 PM. Reason: For someone that lives in Aus they sure have a bad attitude...oh thats right....
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