ok, help list the thing's we know kristy likes. don't do a bunch at once, just list one at a time, per person.
go....
ok, help list the thing's we know kristy likes. don't do a bunch at once, just list one at a time, per person.
go....
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
1. high end quality footwear.
Black leather and rubber
Elvis
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
cape-sporting retards
Joking aside, Kristy seems to really love jazz and blues.
Pink Floyd & Led Zeppelin
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Damn it, FORD beat me to it!
Originally Posted by vandeleur
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
Now only if she likes long walks on a short pier, puppy dogs and summer rain
magicians
Jambalaya, talking walks on oily covered beaches, and listening to the King
and Pete's blue balls
When we all STFU
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
Kristy likes Fender Stratocasters.
for those playin' at home, and more importantly, kristy, i didn't start this to stir shit, she just posts so angry most of the time, i hoped to brighten her outlook some.
I don't know if its anger so much as Kristy just have strong opinions on some topics.
That's always refreshing in my mind.......
Oooh, good call.
L&R, Gio Hel or Lorenzi. Well, maybe no longer Lorenzi. Doesn't matter. Can't afford any of them.
quite often with heavy hateful undertones, it seems. again, kristy is cool as a cucumber and gets some good bashin' in when need be. and this is just a message board, i'm sure she is shiny and happy in life.
I used to set up Fender Strats (among numerous other guitars) in a music store: re-stringing, bridge and neck adjust, intonation, saddle adjust & replacement, pickup & pot replacement (including soldering), tremolo adjustment...Went to school for it, too and Fender paid for it as part of their 'Silver & Bronze' program. Gold was a bit more complex involving amp repair and major guitar surgery like refret and rebinding which was way, way out of my expertise. Let's see: also re-strung violins, violas, mandolins, 12-strings, basses, even one shitty "autoharp" which took days to tune. Thing is, I probably couldn't do a simple re-string if I tried. It's been a few years.
Um...pleading the fifth on that one. It was just for stage costume for a magic show. Had to "tone down" that look quite a lot actually when the guy I did assistant work for stopped doing parties for adults and started doing children's shows. The rubber/latex is all boxed up these days after I moved. Which is good - that's where that crap belongs.
Last edited by Kristy; 04-05-2011 at 05:50 PM.
What's this thread for? To compile a quick checklist on how to... ahem... seduce Kristy? How rude.
Anyways, apparently magicians.
Which reminds me... pull my finger. I mean, pick a card. Any fing... card.
Cheers! :bottle:
Indeed it is. I'd love to meet a woman like Kristy. Well, with a few extra pounds, anyway. And a couple more in her purse.
Anyways, every woman I met never seems to know what she wants/likes & mostly just follows what's "hot" & "hip" & "fashionable". Hardly one opinion between them. Well, there's my cousin, but she's my cousin.
And for all the larve shown in this thread, I can tell I'm not the only one who likes a woman with personality.
You guys all like women with spunk, eh? Admit it boys... say you like spunk. For Kristy.
Cheers! :bottle:
rockabilly dancin'.
She might not say it, however, Kristy's behavior patterns show; Kristy likes this thread!
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I'm a little embarrassed about it.
As well you should be!
I have a noble cousin, you want to meet him?
You sound like those women that come up to me in the grocery store and say "You're 28 and single? You seem like such a sweet girl. I have a son you would LOOOOOOVVVE to meet. He works for NASA..." She takes out her wallet and insist on showing me about 300 photos of her son telling every detail and life story about him.
Why this happens I have no idea. And I'm like "Um, no thank you. I'm hardly sweet. Really, lady, I'm a bit of a bitch. Ask anyone." Then I get home and my mother calls almost in tears wondering why I haven't beared 9 grandchildren yet.
Last edited by Kristy; 04-05-2011 at 09:47 PM.
All girls like a little attentionShe might not say it, however, Kristy's behavior patterns show; Kristy likes this thread!
how do random women in the grocery store know all that about you?
Thats funny. I remember when the parents of the girls I would take out on dates would like me, their daughters invariably wouldn't (at least not enough wink...wink...)
Why this happens I have no idea. And I'm like "Um, no thank you. I'm hardly sweet. Really, lady, I'm a bit of a bitch. Ask anyone." Then I get home and my mother calls almost in tears wondering why I haven't beared 9 grandchildren yet.
However, when the girls did like me, their parents invariably would not.
security cameras
They're clever. They'll ask me what the date of expiration on a certain item is and then come out and say "So are you single...?" Get hit on a lot by by men who seem to be twice my age at the grocery store, too. I'm like "Dude, isn't your daughter around my age?"
i get it now. you work at the store? can't blame the old farts for trying.
No, I only shop there.
parents invariably know if you're messin' with their daughter's pertootie, les.
My life story
I'd hate to meet somebody like me.
i see. my town is smallish, people here do tend to stickybeak too.
What is stickybeak?
it's a local colloquialism which means to insert one's nose into another's private business.
a second cousin to the "Glazed doughnut" no doubt
You had me at...oh wait.
OMG, I think I ♥ you!
Oh, drat...and just like that, it's over...Thing is, I probably couldn't do a simple re-string if I tried. It's been a few years.j/k
Do you like....
Circus midgets?
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