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    Quote Originally Posted by lesfunk View Post
    a second cousin to the "Glazed doughnut" no doubt
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    since the thread is called things kristy likes, maybe we should let kristy tell us one or two?

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    ash likes kitty cats
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    since the thread is called things kristy likes, maybe we should let kristy tell us one or two?
    that was kinda the point, positive focus...ehh. and why in the fuck did i use an apostrophe twice with "things" in my first post? flippin' tarded.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Oooh, good call.



    L&R, Gio Hel or Lorenzi. Well, maybe no longer Lorenzi. Doesn't matter. Can't afford any of them.
    MMmmmm.....would love to see Kristy in these....and nothing else.

    Hey I'm just sayin'!

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    I have knock-offs similar to those but nowhere close to that quality. L&R boots (incidentally made by Lorenzi) are for women with sugar daddies. At least that's my theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    ash likes kitty cats
    it used to say 'likes shiny things'....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I have knock-offs similar to those but nowhere close to that quality. L&R boots (incidentally made by Lorenzi) are for women with sugar daddies. At least that's my theory.
    Sugar daddies......once knew a chick who began as a bardtender, ended up being a stripper, somehow became the "sugar daughter" of a guy who had a LARGE Ford dealership, who eventually went to the p-farm for income tax evasion, and much later I found out he was in with the Mob.

    Anyway, this chick walks into a bar (sounds like a joke, lol), and she had on a fucking full-length 8,000-dollar mink fur coat on.

    I said "Christ! Where the fuck did you get that?"

    Her reply "Rusty gave it to me".

    Man, she musta sucked a lotta dick REALLY hard to get that fucking coat.

    As for knock-offs, a local TV-news reporter just discovered a kiosk in a mall here in Gnashville that was selling fake Coach (and other designer label) handbags and stuff. The mall manager asked him to leave. Bet the fucker went to the owner of the kiosk and demanded some kickbacks after that.

    But I digress.

    Whatever you like, Kristy, is fine with me.

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    just checked the bay... those boots go for 500 to a grand...phew

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    And that is on the Bay... with no ambiance.

    Good boots cost.

    When I went pratical shopping for a pair of riding/barn boots 495 was the standard tag that kept popping up for the specs I was looking for.

    A good pair of boots can easily run 250. anything under a 100 aren't really worth buying.... if you plan on wearing them. Exception being work boots. Sometimes they can be bought reasonable... but expect to break a 100 bill or buy a new pair every couple of months.
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    yep. like anything, quality's the best value in the long run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    I have knock-offs similar to those but nowhere close to that quality. L&R boots (incidentally made by Lorenzi) are for women with sugar daddies. At least that's my theory.
    Just ordered you a pair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    MMmmmm.....would love to see Kristy in these....and nothing else.

    Hey I'm just sayin'!
    How rude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Oooh, good call.



    L&R, Gio Hel or Lorenzi. Well, maybe no longer Lorenzi. Doesn't matter. Can't afford any of them.
    Perfect heels to stomp someone's spleen with or nice toes to kick someone in the head with. If you have anger issues and a sense of style, those fit the bill to a T!

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    i like tight leather too.. hehehttp://www.footjoy.com/catalog/mens.asp?c=7

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesfunk View Post
    How rude
    Not rude. Kristy is a hot chick who likes to wear hot looking leather. At least once in awhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Not rude. Kristy is a hot chick who likes to wear hot looking leather. At least once in awhile.
    No I don't. All I really have is a leather jacket. If you're talking about the fetish garb, that's been well packed away. Never again will it see the light of day. If my mother ever saw me in the slutty shit she would seriously have a heart attack. She still believes I'm going to be a nun and, somehow, bear her 9 grandchildren.

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    kwame, hambone, and jagy all have special convents for just such an emergency. all rented from conmee of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    No I don't. All I really have is a leather jacket. If you're talking about the fetish garb, that's been well packed away. Never again will it see the light of day. If my mother ever saw me in the slutty shit she would seriously have a heart attack. She still believes I'm going to be a nun and, somehow, bear her 9 grandchildren.
    I stand corrected, Mother Superior.

    Never again will posts by me connecting Sister Kristy to fetish gear or hot leather see the light of day......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    No I don't. All I really have is a leather jacket. If you're talking about the fetish garb, that's been well packed away. Never again will it see the light of day. If my mother ever saw me in the slutty shit she would seriously have a heart attack. She still believes I'm going to be a nun and, somehow, bear her 9 grandchildren.
    For some people, nun's habits ARE fetish gear. Ask Imapus Sylicker.
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    Actually, I like the blasphemy of this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    I

    Never again will posts by me connecting Sister Kristy to fetish gear or hot leather see the light of day......
    The fetish gear was for a stage act. However, when it comes to leather I'd wear Jitrois if I could only afford it. A girl can dream..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bODcZ...eature=related

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    that is how i have always pictured "mary" from mindcrime...













    ima popped one off already, i'm sure..

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    Of course, this looks like fun. Um, not that I would know anything about it.


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    AHA!! I knew it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    that is how i have always pictured "mary" from mindcrime...
    :
    I was thinking exactly the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Of course, this looks like fun. Um, not that I would know anything about it.

    Never really understood what girls who like this get out of it. Is it about being helppless? Controlled?

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    Dominated?

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    Dirty?

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    she looks clean...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Of course, this looks like fun. Um, not that I would know anything about it.

    I think I'm in love. I mean lust. Get a rope !!!

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    I promised my statements about Kristy would never see the light of day......

    But as long as she keeps posting like that, no need for me to say anything anyway!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    But as long as she keeps posting like that, no need for me to say anything anyway!
    It's a trust factor issue. Being tied up can be fun as long as you are with the right person who knows what they are doing.

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    From what I hear, marriage is pretty much like being tied up 24/7....

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Never really understood what girls who like this get out of it. Is it about being helppless? Controlled?

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