Worst/Ulgliest/Dumbest "Signature" models thread.

[Diamondjimi]

Seems like the "Signature Model" craze is bigger than it's ever been. Here's a thread for the lame ones...

First up: The Zakk Wylde Coffin thing..


And the V SG thing. (Action figure not included)

[Diamondjimi]

The Washburn Ace Frehley model.

[Diamondjimi]

[Diamondjimi]

Dean USA CHRIS IMPELLITTERI SHRED SIGNATURE SPIDER


Mmmmm K...

[Diamondjimi]

WTF?
"Marcus Henderson Apparition Signature Guitar"

[Nitro Express]

Neal Schon had a signature model guitar in the 80's that was a dork fest. The Sarzo Slammer bass was pretty gay. Also, the Silvertone Paul Stanley signature guitar was pure aesthetic rape.

[sadaist]

Did Vinny Vincent ever have one?

[Diamondjimi]

Did Vinny Vincent ever have one?

[Nitro Express]

More like the Richard Simmons signature model. That thing would be at home being played by a man in short running shorts covered in oil and glitter who likes unicorns and rainbows.

[Diamondjimi]

[Hardrock69]

The Poofter by Vinnie Vincent.

[Hardrock69]

The GIBSON Jimi Hendrix 'ExperienceGuitar package':

http://www.premierguitar.com/magazine/Issue/Daily/News/Gibson_Unveils_Strat_Style_Jimi_Hendrix_Signature_Line.aspx

It is dumb, the idea is dumb, and well, not quite as 'ulgly' as some of these whack jobs, but the sheer idiocy involved in even considering something like this is mind-boggling.

[chefcraig]

The GIBSON Jimi Hendrix 'ExperienceGuitar package':

http://www.premierguitar.com/magazine/Issue/Dail/News/Gibson_Unveils_Strat_Style_Jimi_Hendrix_Signature_Line.aspx

It is dumb, the idea is dumb, and well, not quite as 'ulgly' as some of these whack jobs, but the sheer idiocy involved in even considering something like this is mind-boggling.

Topped only by this, even if it was a one-off...Meet the Jimi Hendrix grand piano

[Nitro Express]

Oh shit.

[Nitro Express]

The GIBSON Jimi Hendrix 'ExperienceGuitar package':

http://www.premierguitar.com/magazine/Issue/Daily/News/Gibson_Unveils_Strat_Style_Jimi_Hendrix_Signature_Line.aspx

It is dumb, the idea is dumb, and well, not quite as 'ulgly' as some of these whack jobs, but the sheer idiocy involved in even considering something like this is mind-boggling.

It's fine if you are Gene Simmons. It's blasphemy if you are Jimi Hendrix. I'm expecting to see a Jimi Hendrix credit card and condoms next. Or how about a Jimi Hendrix casket? Oh yeah, that would be tasteful.