Christian Punk - Somebody Please Shoot Me

[Kristy]

Yeh, I don't "get" it.



'Christian punk'. It's like you hear something giggling in your outside apartment dumpster late at night so you go out to look and – to your unutterable horror – up pops a zombie fox wearing a pork pie hat and voodoo necklace made out of boiled lamb skulls and smoking an untipped Marlboro and it looks at you and says, in an obviously fake limey accent – ~"Alright, mate, 'ow's it goin'?"

It's just wrong. And really scary. And against God. Christians do not need to be punk rock. Or have sex. And nor do you. Oh dear. I think I've just realized what hell is. It's an endless Saturday afternoon spent in a Christian lingerie store - with Christian punk rock playing quietly over the PA.

[Nitro Express]

I can't wait until they come out with Christian porn.

[lesfunk]

All Anal Nuns 6

[SunisinuS]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon

[Hardrock69]

Yeah, they have to play it REALLY quietly....that will annoy the crap out of people....

[hambon4lif]

I think I've just realized what hell is. It's an endless Saturday afternoon spent in a Christian lingerie store

Is there really such thing?

I'm intrigued.

[sadaist]

King Of The Hill

Hank Hill at a Christian rock concert to grab Bobby & bring him home says to the band.....

"Can't you see you aren't making Christianity better, you are making rock music worse?"

[VAiN]

Looks like they really packed the Wal-Mart... seriously, that sucks.

[binnie]

I can't wait until they come out with Christian porn.

I laughed SO hard at this

That porn would be kinda boring though - there's only so much entertainment value in the missionary position with the lights off followed by a prayer session and talking about 'feelings'.

[binnie]

Yeh, I don't "get" it.



'Christian punk'. It's like you hear something giggling in your outside apartment dumpster late at night so you go out to look and – to your unutterable horror – up pops a zombie fox wearing a pork pie hat and voodoo necklace made out of boiled lamb skulls and smoking an untipped Marlboro and it looks at you and says, in an obviously fake limey accent – ~"Alright, mate, 'ow's it goin'?"

It's just wrong. And really scary. And against God. Christians do not need to be punk rock. Or have sex. And nor do you. Oh dear. I think I've just realized what hell is. It's an endless Saturday afternoon spent in a Christian lingerie store - with Christian punk rock playing quietly over the PA.

If you're a Christian that happens to make punk, that's fine; but the 'trendy vicar' syndrome of glorifying God via pop culture is just weird.

[Jesus Christ]

MxPx is actually a much better band than that distorted clip would make ye think. And I sayeth that not just because they are on My team.

[ashstralia]

a zombie fox wearing a pork pie hat and voodoo necklace made out of boiled lamb skulls and smoking an untipped Marlboro and it looks at you and says, in an obviously fake limey accent – ~"Alright, mate, 'ow's it goin'?"

the mighty boosh?

[Steve Savicki]

Christian rock may be as distorted as the good guitar gets:

[Diamondjimi]

Whatever, Shithead.

Punk Rock is about rebellion and a big :dafinger: to the world and it's fucked up oppressive ways.

In the last few decades Punk is simply an image/gimmick for most of these poser clowns. "Pop Punk" WTF is that shit???

This is the real deal......

[Diamondjimi]

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[Jesus Christ]

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[Nitro Express]

The Osmonds were one of the few goody two shoes groups that had any real talent.

[Jesus Christ]

Verily, but they were definitely NOT punks!

[bueno bob]

Uh...The Crucified, anyone?

I don't two shits who says what, their debut album was crossover MAJESTY, regardless of it's message...pure awesome, pure classic, and with this I end ALL debate on the topic.