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    and did you sign up for a baby giraffe baby?
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    The giraffe is a metaphore, so, no there is no beastiality except for the fact that, I like to fuck giraffes.

    Besides, that this is strickly business what with all the what not and associated jibba jabba that must be corrected in the great U S of A.
    2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
    clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarathecarrot View Post
    The giraffe is a metaphore, so, no there is no beastiality except for the fact that, I like to fuck giraffes.
    carrots get shoved in multiple species vagessesssesss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    carrots get shoved in multiple species vagessesssesss?
    Yeah, but it's best to tell the emergency room attendant that you accidentally sat on it.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
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    We will retire to the game room, for Brandy and Cigars and spare the ladies the stories of our conquests.

    Besides, why explain why Brandy gets to smoke and drink with us, they wouldn't understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Well, there's Carrot Cake, Sambhara, Belgian Raw Carrot Dip, Thai Carrot Salad, Yugoslav Carrot Cake, Gajjar Halva, Italian Catarina, Carrot Ice-Cream, California Sushi Rolls, Algerian Carrots, Carrot and oatmeal biscuits, Carrot Mushroom Loaf, Chinese Noodle and Carrot Salad, Carrot Pesto Slice, Chocolate Carrot Cake, Polish Beans and Carrots, Indian Carrot Jelly, Carrot and Sultana Pudding, Carrot Marmalade, German Carrots in Beer, Carrot Spice Pie, Carrot and Lentil Soup, Carrot and Mango Salsa, Curried Carrot Dip...


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    Quote Originally Posted by clarathecarrot View Post
    We will retire to the game room, for Brandy and Cigars and spare the ladies the stories of our conquests.

    Besides, why explain why Brandy gets to smoke and drink with us, they wouldn't understand.
    I tried to log in but I wrote clarathecarpet instead of clarathecarrot funny stuff ..let's be nude.

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