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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I'm honestly starting to think that maybe Florida is the most fucked up place in the world.

    This is about 5 times in a row now I've seen a headline and thought, 'hah if that happened in Florida I'll put it on the website' and every fucking time it has been.

    http://www.floridasunpost.com/tampa-...nk-weed-smoke/
    If you looked closely at other states in the country, there is no shortage of bizarre/dumbass crimes outside of Florida.

    It's just easier for news outlets to go with another piece of low hanging "only in Florida" fruit than to point out the same types of stuff happening in every other state. Same goes for close elections/recounts, with the tossed out undervotes and the rest of it.

    Which isn't to say a lot of fucked up shit doesn't happen here in Florida.
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    http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-...deputies-say#/

    CLEARWATER, Fla. (FOX 13) - Three syringes were found in a Pinellas County man’s rectum, which he claimed didn’t belong him, deputies said.

    A warrant was out for 40-year-old Wesley Dasher Scott on a drug charge, and deputies took him into custody on January 4 around 4:30 a.m. During his strip search, deputies with the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office said he removed three syringes from his rectum and handed it to them.

    Scott said he found them, and they weren’t his, deputies said.

    Additional drug charges were added during his arrest.

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    Simple math: Possession is how many tenths the law?

    My advice to all criminals with syringes up their ass: never say those are not mine. Because there will be an investigation...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post
    If you looked closely at other states in the country, there is no shortage of bizarre/dumbass crimes outside of Florida.

    It's just easier for news outlets to go with another piece of low hanging "only in Florida" fruit than to point out the same types of stuff happening in every other state. Same goes for close elections/recounts, with the tossed out undervotes and the rest of it.

    Which isn't to say a lot of fucked up shit doesn't happen here in Florida.
    It comes with a great deal of affection, I've spent far more time in Florida than anywhere else in the US. Not just the Orlando parks either, Gulf coast, the Keys, Tampa, Miami, all over basically apart from the north.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post
    Man, that kid must have been half a fag to have to run and tell Mommy and Daddy about tapping that...PLUS she got him weed on top of it?! Although I think the parents caught onto it, rather than the kid just offering up the info, but still.
    Where were all these hot teachers who liked to party with and fuck their students when I was in middle school. All my teachers were ugly bitches or old hags.
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    2 in just the past week. Must be some sort of cycle of the moon or some shit:

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...ks-her-n954286



    McDonald's employee fights back after Florida man attacks her over plastic straw
    A plastic straw ban in St. Petersburg, meant to increase sustainability, apparently caused a patron to attack a McDonald's employee.

    A viral video shows that a McDonald's worker fought back against an enraged customer who attacked her over a plastic straw.

    The man, who the St. Petersburg Florida Police Department identified as Daniel Taylor, attacked employee Yasmine James on Monday, grabbing her shirt and trying to pull her over the register.

    Brenda Biandudi, the mother of the man who posted the video, which has amassed more than 3.5 million views, told NBC affiliate WFLA that the fight began when Taylor complained there were no straws at the store’s drink station.

    According to Biandudi, James explained that a new law mandated that the store remove straws from the lobby, but that straws still could be requested. This was a result of a St. Petersburg ordinance passed last month that mandated “plastic straws can be given only upon customer request”— an effort to increase the city’s sustainability.
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    This just yesterday:

    https://nypost.com/2019/01/08/woman-...eakhouse-cops/

    Woman threatened to kill parents for denying her Outback Steakhouse: cops

    She went bloomin’ mad.

    A hangry Florida woman “became enraged” and threatened to kill her parents when they refused to take her to Outback Steakhouse, police said.

    Deana Seltzer, 28, started punching her mother Lydumila Seltzer on the chest and arms last week after being told she couldn’t go to the Australian-themed eatery known for its fried onion blossom, the local ABC affiliate reported.

    Seltzer, 28, “began screaming and flipped over a large heavy glass table top,” breaking it into “hundreds of pieces,” according to a probable cause affidavit.

    She continued her rampage through the house, flipping over recliner chairs and tearing up other pieces of furniture.

    Seltzer then allegedly ripped a 12-inch decorative knife from the wall and ran towards her dad, Vadim Seltzer, making “slashing” motions with the weapon and screeching: “I’m going to f—ing kill you” as she chased him.

    Eventually, her father was able to wrestle the knife away and called the cops.

    Seltzer was charged with simple domestic battery, battery of a person 65 or older and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

    A Palm Beach County judge ordered her to undergo a mental health assessment and she was released on supervised recognizance.

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    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...box=1548113553


    Florida police run over couple lying in the road to watch lunar eclipse


    Both individuals were taken to the hospital and treated for non-life-threatening injuries

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    A police officer in Florida ran over two people lying on a dark road to watch the lunar eclipse, leading them requring hospital treatment.

    The West Palm Beach Police Department has confirmed the officer ran over the two people, who were taken to the hospital and treated for non-life-threatening injuries after the incident on Sunday night.

    Police said that the individuals, who have not been identified, were hit around 11.30pm, just at the height of the eclipse.

    The officer was strolling a park at the time, and driving at about 5mph when he struck the two.

    One of the individuals was a man, and the other a woman. Both were 24-years-old and lived nearby, according to police.

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    MAGAtts open fire on biracial children as they walk to a gas station to buy candy

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    Slur-spewing white men open fire on biracial children as they walk to a gas station to buy candy
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    James Reidnauer (left) and Brent van Besien (right), two men arrested on hate crime charges for shooting at children of color. Images via Lake County Sheriff's Office.

    A pair of white Florida men have been arrested after shooting at and shouting racial slurs at two biracial children — and claimed that they did so because they thought the kids were on meth.

    Orlando’s WFTV reported that James Reidnauer and Brent van Besien were arrested in the city of Leesburg on hate crime charges after shooting at the 16 and 12-year-old brother and sister on March 17.

    According to the report, the men confronted the children on a trail owned by a nearby church as they were walking to a convenience store to buy candy.

    “Deputies said Reidnauer and van Besien fired at least two shots — one near the girl’s foot and one in the air — before shouting slurs at the biracial children,” WFTV reported, adding that both were uninjured and able to run home.

    According to police, the men said they shot at the children because they thought they were, the Orlando Sentinel reported, “meth heads.”

    In an interview with local news, Michelle Sabb, the kids’ mother, said she was grateful they made it home unscathed.

    “I mean, Trayvon [Martin] — he didn’t make it home,” Sabb said. “What if my son wouldn’t have made it home?”

    This Lake County Mom says her two biracial kids, were confronted by two armed suspects. She says the suspects yelled racial slurs and even fired shots. pic.twitter.com/VfpOQQDYmo

    — Myrt Price (@MPriceWFTV) March 27, 2019
    In 2016, Lake County’s Daily Commercial newspaper reported that van Besien was arrested on domestic violence and armed robbery charges.

    A 2017 Lake County booking photo of van Besien shows him with multiple tattoos, including one that appears to be an “Iron Cross,” a German military symbol that according to the Anti-Defamation League later became associated with Nazi Germany.

    “After World War II, the medal was discontinued but neo-Nazis and other white supremacists subsequently adopted it as a hate symbol and it has been a commonly-used hate symbol ever since,” the ADL noted.
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    Those mugshots make it obvious who was on meth. And it wasn't the kids. White supremacy & meth are each brain cancers on their own. Together, it's a terminal diagnosis. Send these two miserable Nazi fucks to Hell and get it over with already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    White supremacy & meth are each brain cancers on their own. Together, it's a terminal diagnosis.
    Don't forget Smollett Syndrome and TDS. Both will f you up bad yo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It comes with a great deal of affection, I've spent far more time in Florida than anywhere else in the US. Not just the Orlando parks either, Gulf coast, the Keys, Tampa, Miami, all over basically apart from the north.
    Some of it has to do with the Florida law regarding arrest records and public domain, which is much less restrictive here than in many other states in the country. So it's just easier to get arrest record info on Floridians than elsewhere, and mainstream journalists are fundamentally lazy in terms of investigative work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Those mugshots make it obvious who was on meth. And it wasn't the kids. White supremacy & meth are each brain cancers on their own. Together, it's a terminal diagnosis. Send these two miserable Nazi fucks to Hell and get it over with already.
    German soldiers and SS routinely took Pertivan in WWII. A stimulant drug that is basically meph in a pill form...

    https://www.dw.com/en/a-fresh-light-...ion/a-18703678
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    To be fair his accent doesn't sound Floridian...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    To be fair his accent doesn't sound Floridian...


    Sounds like a Bostonian transplant.

    Quite a few people from all over the country come down here to give living in Florida a try. I read that up to 20% of the Florida population turns over every decade, with different people moving out and new residents coming in.

    I'm a transplant from New England (I thankfully never had that obnoxious Boston accent like the cunt in that video), and at least here in the Tampa area I run into more people who were originally from out-of-state than I do native Floridians.

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    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/6-year-...fter-incident/


    How would this play out if the cop were white?..He isnt so you dont get that in the story at all..
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    https://bokdaily.com/man-shot-his-ma...prostate-exam/

    Man shot his male Dr. after he made him cum during a prostate exam
    Luckily the doctor he shot survived the gunshot wounds and he had now fully recovered


    Jacksonville, FL| A 56-year-old man from Florida shot his doctor twice on the chest, close range for giving him an orgasm during a prostate exam.

    Milo Johanson fled the state of Florida on the day of the incident which took place on August, 22. Luckily the doctor he shot survived the gunshot wounds and he had now fully recovered. Milo who was a car salesman in Jacksonville had disappeared without a trace. He is now a fugitive and some people think he probably left the US.

    The doctor he shot says he had been doing prostate exams for over 30-years and men cum all the time during the prostate exam and it has nothing to do with sexuality. “Milo needs help.” Said Dr. Smith.


    Dr. Herald Smith Jr

    “The prostate is like a male G-spot and it carries semen, it is very sensitive so when it is touched and massaged you get an orgasm with almost no effort. The prostate is only accessible through the anus and that’s not very comfortable for most men.”

    “I understand that Milo was shocked by what happened to him, an orgasm meant something sexual had taken place between us and he became very aggressive. Ordering me to apologize and say no-homie, I did not even know what that means.” Dr. Smith said he was trying his best to calm Milo down and let him know it was a normal thing but he pulled out a gun and fired two shots at him and left. That was the day he was last seen in Jacksonville.

    His 29-year-old girlfriend said he called her and said “hasta la vista” and she never heard from him. His number was out of service after that call. “He hated homosexuals I know that but the shooting?, I never thought he’d take it that far.”

    Milo’s assistance, a young man in his mid-20s said Milo was extremely homophobic, and he always said if a homosexual man touches or makes a move on him they won’t see the sunset. “He forces people to say no-homo when they made contact with him, even if you just accidentally touch his hand while handing him something”.

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    Florida Man, 23, Arrested Following Indecent "Civil Rights Protest" - link

    "A Florida Man arrested yesterday for indecent exposure told police that he was
    “protesting for civil rights by showing his penis to traffic,” according to a criminal
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    I particularly enjoyed how the town of Oldsmar, part of the Greater Tampa Bay Metro area, discovered a hack on the local water system computer system, where the hacker attempted to manipulate the town water facility's computerized release of lye used to treat the town water and increase the amount of lye to dangerous levels.

    The detection was made on Friday, February 5th.

    Far as local Tampa news stations went, coverage of this event was minimal to non-existent. Said local news opted instead to maintain wall-to-wall coverage of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and their prospects in the SuperBowl on Sunday, February 7th.

    Last time I checked, Tom Brady could neither walk on water nor could he decontaminate it: to use a cheesy sports metaphor, a case of local media taking their eye off the ball.

    Post-SuperBowl local media follow up on the water hacking story? Minimal to none, instead concentrating on Tom Brady being drunk on a boat celebrating the Bucs winning the Superbowl.

    I enjoy living in this state, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't understand why the rest of the country sometimes rolls their eyes at us.

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    Florida is so hated everyone moves there. My main beef with Florida is secluded spots of beach I enjoyed in the 80’s are now covered with high rises and the beach is infested with retired New Yorkers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Florida is so hated everyone moves there. My main beef with Florida is secluded spots of beach I enjoyed in the 80’s are now covered with high rises and the beach is infested with retired New Yorkers.

    Naples, Florida springs to mind, where in the early 1990s when I first started visiting there one saw plenty of high dollar high rises built next to the Gulf (or on the Gulf side or whatever), but there was an ample amount of spaces between the high rises and plenty of paths between the high rises accessing the Gulf beaches for non-residents.

    Thirty years on, those public access spaces that once existed between the high dollar high rises have now been filled in with MORE high dollar high rises, to the point where it's just an unbroken row of high rises. Then again, Naples was always a retirement destination spot for aging New Yorkers, so in THAT aspect the population (in Naples, anyway) hasn't changed much.

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    Cops: Girl, 12, Sold Stun Guns To Classmates - link

    "FEBRUARY 26--A 12-year-old Florida girl is facing criminal charges
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    I know I know a bit sad but I have to admit this is fun.

    Google 'Florida man' plus your birthday so for example 'Florida man march 27'

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    Well my birthday is a holiday which usually involves a lot of alcohol & explosives, so I can only imagine

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    Florida Barbershop Owner Shoots Masked Gunman Who Was Angry Over Haircut

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    A Melbourne, Florida barbershop owner allegedly shot and injured a masked gunman who turned out to be a disgruntled customer who was upset about his haircut.

    On August 28, 24-year-old Palm Bay resident Marlon Mascoe entered New York Hair Barbershop while other customers were being serviced. Mascoe then allegedly pointed a firearm at several people, according to Melbourne Police. The owner of New York Hair Barbershop allegedly shot Mascoe in the hip and apprehended him until Melbourne Police arrived at the barbershop.

    Mascoe has been charged with aggravated assault with a firearm.

    Melbourne Police Lieutenant Ryan Schorer spoke to Florida Today regarding the shooting. Schorer stated Mascoe had no intentions of robbing the barbershop at all.

    "The investigation revealed that it wasn't related to a robbery," Schorer said to Florida Today. "It was actually related to a prior haircut transaction he was unhappy with or an interaction inside the business."

    Additionally, Schorer told Florida Today that Mascoe is currently being treated at Holmes Regional Medical Center in Melbourne.

    Across America, there have been numerous barbershop crimes involving patrons and owners.

    On July 16, a Detroit woman took matters into her own hands after attacking and detaining a customer after he stole her car.

    Over the course of three days, 32-year-old Bianca Chambers tracked her car through its GPS system after it was stolen in front of a local department store.

    Chambers ended up finding her car at 7 Days West Barbershop and confronted the alleged thief by attacking and detaining him until police arrived.

    "I slashed all the tires and I thought that he was gonna take off and I didn't know how long it was going to take for the police to pull up," Chambers told Fox 2. "I refused to let him pull off again."

    On May 31, an Illinois barber allegedly shot and killed a customer after he refused to pay for his haircut.

    Deshon McAdory, 40, allegedly killed 31-year-old customer Christian McDougald at Studio 914 barbershop. McAdory's attorney Anthony Burch told the Chicago Tribune that his client acted in self-defense.

    "A person came into the store who's clearly the aggressor. He got a haircut, argued about not wanting to pay. There was an argument that ensued outside. As [McAdory] is retreating into the store, he is approached by the aggressor and fired one shot," Burch said to the outlet.

    McAdory was held on a $250,000 bond and charged with first-degree murder.

    Newsweek has reached out to New York Hair Barbershop for further comments.

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    Model posed on Instagram by dad's casket. She wasn’t prepared for the backlash.




    Oct. 27, 2021, 10:37 PM BST / Updated Oct. 28, 2021, 4:03 PM BST
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    A social media influencer defended herself Wednesday after she was criticized for sharing photos of herself posing in front of her father's open casket.

    In the photos, Jayne Rivera, 20, was wearing a fitted, black one-sleeve blazer dress as she stood by her father’s coffin, which was adorned with an American flag. She posed with her hands in prayer in one picture.

    Rivera, of Florida, told NBC News in an interview that she “understood the negative reception,” but clarified that the photos were taken “with the best intentions in a manner my father would have approved with had he still been alive.”




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    Republican primary winner is ex-felon who never applied for the right to hold office

    usually I wouldn't post a political article in this thread... but this is such a classically Florida clusterfuck that it totally belongs here......


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    Republican primary winner is ex-felon who never applied for the right to hold office
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    Jason Mariner appears in a campaign video posted on YouTube on Aug. 16, 2021. Image via screen grab from Mariner For Congress/YouTube

    The winning Republican in this week’s congressional primary in South Florida is a convicted felon who did not go through the state’s process to restore his civil rights after his imprisonment, interviews and records show. That step is required under Florida law for a candidate to hold political office.

    Jason Mariner, 36, of Palm Beach Gardens, an advertising executive and self-described “America First” conservative candidate, won Tuesday’s GOP primary with 58 percent of votes in the heavily Democratic 20th Congressional District.

    It wasn’t immediately clear whether the election’s outcome would be challenged. The general election will be Jan. 11. Democrats have held the seat — one of the most Democratic districts in Florida — for more than two decades.

    Mariner had served roughly two years total in the Palm Beach County Jail over 2007 and 2012 on charges that included felony theft, burglary, cocaine possession, obstruction and violently resisting arrest, records show. He was open during his campaign about his criminal background, telling voters, “Before running for Congress, I ran from the law.” He also promised he would be tough on crime.

    Under new clemency rules Gov. Ron DeSantis announced earlier this year, ex-felons are automatically entitled to have their rights restored — including the right to hold political office — but must submit to a formal process administered by the Florida Commission on Offender Review and Office of Executive Clemency. Under a constitutional amendment that Florida voters approved in 2020, ex-felons can register to vote once they serve their prison terms and pay any court fines.

    Mariner confirmed Thursday in an interview he did not go through the process to restore his right to hold office. “No, nothing,” he said. He said later he was confident he was a lawful candidate. “No, it’s not going to be an issue,” he said.

    Mariner said he followed the same process as other candidates and noted he was a registered voter. “As I am not an attorney or official in state government, it is not really my place to answer your legal or procedural questions about Florida law, applicable scenarios, etc., or advise you legally,” he said in an email.
    No evidence that he applied

    Florida records this week did not include any evidence that Mariner’s rights had been restored. Mariner signed a sworn statement in August he sent to the Florida Division of Elections attesting that he was qualified to run for Congress in Florida.

    “All forms of clemency, should they be granted, would be searchable in that database,” said Angela Meredith, a spokeswoman for the Florida Commission on Offender Review. She said privacy rules prohibited her from discussing Mariner’s case specifically.

    The new clemency rules describe restoring the civil rights of ex-felons — including the right to hold public office and serve on juries — “automatically upon processing and without a hearing,” but also specify that, “A clemency application is required for the restoration of civil rights.”

    It wasn’t clear whether Mariner could retroactively apply to restore his rights after he already won this week’s congressional primary — as long as his right to hold political office was restored prior to Jan. 3, 2023, when the 118th Congress would convene in Washington.

    The press secretary for Republican Gov. DeSantis, Christina Pushaw, said Thursday that, in response to questions from a reporter, lawyers in the governor’s office were trying quickly to determine whether the state’s rules requiring restoration of civil rights would apply to a Florida candidate for federal office.

    A spokesman for Florida’s secretary of state’s office, which is responsible for ensuring candidates are eligible to run, did not return phone calls or emails over two days this week.

    Mariner on Tuesday night defeated Republican Greg Musselwhite, a former pipe-fitter and welding inspector who also lost the election in 2020 to incumbent Rep. Alcee Hastings, D-Fla., who died earlier this year. Over two months, Mariner’s campaign committee raised $22,553 and spent $18,310 ahead of the two-person primary, including only modest support from the Republican Party.

    Musselwhite laughed Thursday when asked about Mariner’s eligibility. He said he was unsure whether he would contest the outcome. He said he trusted Florida’s officials to confirm his opponent was qualified to run for office.

    “I guess I trusted the system a little too much,” he said. He later added: “Best case, they call another special election. Worst case, there will be no Republican on the ballot.”

    On the Democrats’ side, election officials were recounting ballots Thursday after Dale V.C. Holness led Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick by only 12 votes, or two-tenths of a percentage point, out of more than 49,000 votes cast.

    Ex-felons have to follow specific process

    The deputy director of the Florida Rights Restoration Coalition, Neil Volz, which supported passage of the constitutional amendment and pushed for the new clemency reforms earlier this year, acknowledged that ex-felons under the new rules must submit to a process before they can legally hold political office.

    “The nightmare scenario is, someone is eligible but the government bureaucracy is holding hostage the ability for them to move forward with their lives,” said Volz, who had been monitoring Mariner’s political campaign because of his criminal past.

    It wasn’t clear why no one raised questions about Mariner’s eligibility as a candidate until after he won the primary. The supervisor of elections for Palm Beach County, where Mariner first registered to vote in March 2020, said the state Division of Elections in Tallahassee — under the secretary of state — was supposed to determine whether federal candidates are eligible.

    The South Florida Sun Sentinel endorsed Mariner in the Republican primary and noted that he had regained his right to vote through the constitutional amendment, but its endorsement did not specify whether it had confirmed that Mariner could hold office if elected.

    Mariner is the manager of Adskinz LLC, a small advertising firm in West Palm Beach he started in 2017 and pays drivers to affix logos and slogans to their vehicles on behalf of paying advertisers. The U.S. government in April forgave a $24,700 loan it provided to Adskinz under a program to help small businesses during the pandemic.

    In his email Thursday, Mariner described himself as “a father, businessman, someone who has turned their life around, and now as a U.S. congressional primary race winner,” and said he understands those who try to overcome past struggles.

    Police in Delray Beach said they watched Mariner buy crack cocaine at a home in April 2012, and he tried to swallow it when an officer pulled over his car for speeding moments later, according to court records. He pleaded guilty and was sentenced to 14 months in prison and fined $2,792.

    In December 2011, Delray Beach police said Mariner stole a Greyhound Bus sign they found in his apartment and accused him of stealing four brass urns from a cemetery and selling them for $30.

    In May 2014, police in Riviera Beach said Mariner spit at and tried to punch another driver, and damaged the other driver’s pickup, during a road rage incident in front of a Dunkin’ Donuts.

    Mariner also has a history of traffic violations, including tickets accusing him of speeding 93 mph on Interstate 95 last year and careless driving earlier this year. His license was suspended during the summer until August, just before he began campaigning for Congress.

    This story was produced by Fresh Take Florida, a news service of the University of Florida College of Journalism and Communications. The reporter can be reached at corbinbolies@freshtakeflorida.com.

    This story was originally published November 4, 2021 2:34 PM.

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    Motorcyclist 'cooked alive' after being 'tasered by police' at petrol station


    A Florida motorcyclist is fighting for his life after he was tasered by a police officer at a petrol station which sparked a "horrific explosion" that "cooked" him alive, his lawyers have said.



    Jean Barreto suffered third-degree burns over 75% of his body during the incident on 27 February as he filled up his dirt bike at a Wawa petrol station in Orlando, the NeJame Law firm said in a statement on Wednesday.

    An Osceola County sheriff's deputy is accused of tackling the 26-year-old from behind, knocking him and his motorbike to the ground and spilling petrol, the statement said.

    At least three other officers arrived at the scene, and one of them used his stun gun on the motorcyclist, sparking a "fireball" and "engulfing almost his entire body in flames and approximately half of the other deputy's as well".

    "This fireball, caused by the reckless, foolish, unnecessary and deadly tasing leading to the horrific explosion, engulfing the two of them and injuring two other deputies with minor burns," the lawyers said.

    They said the motorcyclist "is still undergoing potentially lifesaving but excruciatingly painful treatment" and "he is without skin on most of his body, his skin having been burned off".

    The lawyers said he was to be placed in a medically induced coma over the next couple of days, as he undergoes further new treatment at Orlando Health, which has been growing tissue taken from a 4-inch patch of unburned skin for grafting.

    "While being cooked alive, Mr Barreto sustained third-degree burns on approximately 75% of his body, front and back from his feet to the bottom of his neck," they said.

    NBC News affiliate WESH reported the sheriff's office said in February that the incident started when police received calls about a group of motorcyclists pointing guns at people.

    Mr Barreto is alleged to have fled from an attempted traffic stop, and officers said they later found him at the Wawa petrol station.
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    Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act

    Florida man and woman crash into FedEx truck during sex act
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    Well, there's really no way to put this delicately. A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in "injuries to his private area," WPLG Local 10 reports.


    The driver and passenger were apparently driving northbound in an SUV on North Ocean Boulevard when the driver became distracted by his passenger's performance and crossed the center line, striking the delivery van as it traveled southbound near the intersection with Northwest 19th St. Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.


    Aerial footage of the aftermath showed both SUV occupants being treated at the scene, pants around their ankles. Other reports indicate that the driver and his passenger were both injured in the collision, which happened while the deed was being done. Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.

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    Man bitten by gator he mistook for dog in Florida, deputies say

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    Man bitten by gator he mistook for dog in Florida, deputies say
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    SARASOTA COUNTY, Fla. – A man was bitten by an alligator he thought was a dog Tuesday morning in Sarasota County, deputies told WTSP-TV.

    The incident occurred around 12:30 a.m. at Warm Mineral Springs Motel on South Tamiami Trail in North Port, according to a report from the Tampa station.

    Investigators said the man was walking outside the motel overnight when he spotted a dark figure that “appeared to look like a dog with a long leash,” a sheriff’s office spokesperson wrote in an email to WTSP-TV.

    Deputies said the alligator bit the man’s right leg as he tried to escape, the station said. The man flagged down a deputy who was in the area for an unrelated call, according to WTSP-TV.

    The man was taken to a hospital, and the gator was captured, the station reported.

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    Father, son shoot at person they thought was burglar after neighbor brings package delivered to wrong address
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    Published October 17, 2022 12:56PM




    WINTER HAVEN, Fla. - A doorbell camera alerted a father and son that someone was outside the door of their Winter Haven apartment. They armed themselves and went out to find who they suspected of burglary and ended up firing seven shots into the car of a woman who was parked outside of her own apartment.

    Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said there was never a burglar. The person who triggered the doorbell camera was a neighbor returning a package that was delivered to his address by mistake.

    It all started when the Colonacosta home’s doorbell camera alerted a 15-year-old resident that someone had been outside the door. The teen peeked out of the door to see who was there, and then went to get a firearm.

    Meanwhile, his father, Gino Colonacosta, grabbed his cane and a loaded semi-automatic handgun. Gino and his teen son left the house, both carrying loaded weapons.
    Surveillance video shows deputy shot in bulletproof vest

    The Polk County Sheriff's Office released surveillance video from a nearby home of a shooting that could have been tragic for a deputy and his family, but wasn't thanks to a bulletproof vest, a St. Michael’s medallion and the "good Lord," according to Sheriff Grady Judd.

    Sheriff Grady Judd said the two split up. Gino Colonacosta walked around his apartment building and his son checked the perimeter of the building.

    Gino reportedly found a vehicle with tinted windows in the parking lot in front of the building. Assuming the person inside was a burglar, he approached and started demanding the person get out.

    Polk sheriff shows case of father and son accused of shooting at woman in parked car

    The woman inside, who had just returned home and was checking messages on her phone before going inside, put her vehicle in reverse to try and get away from the apparently random, armed person yelling outside of her car.

    As she quickly backed up to flee, the teen heard a commotion and ran toward his father.

    When the vehicle passed by the teen, he began shooting at the passenger side.

    The victim swerved, hitting a parked vehicle, which then hit another parked vehicle.

    As the victim drove away, Gino and his son continued to shoot at the car. One bullet went through the empty child seat in the rear of the vehicle.

    The victim was able to get to a nearby gas station and call for help.

    Gino Colonacosta fired two shots and his teen son fired five during the incident.

    Gino Colonacosta is being charged with contributing to the delinquency or dependency of a child, possession of firearms by minor under 18 prohibited, attempts, solicitation, and conspiracy, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, attempted felony murder, culpable negligence, discharging firearm in public or on residential property, improper exhibition of dangerous weapons or firearms.

    His 15-year-old son is charged with possession of firearms by minor under 18 prohibited, attempts, solicitation, and conspiracy, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, attempted felony murder, culpable negligence, discharging firearm in public or on residential property, and improper exhibition of dangerous weapons or firearms.

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