Atheists offer to rescue Christians’ pets after judgment day

[Nitro Express]

[Seshmeister]

Apparently Camping crawled out of his hole yesterday and is now claiming that May 21 was some sort of "invisible judgment" from God, and that the "real" Rapture won't be until October 21.

Ah but remember the story of the old man who cried rapture, the third time it was real. At least Van Halen will be back from Australia as it's the most dangerous place to be during a rapture day because of time zones. The rest of us can repent at leisure later in the day leaving the planet to the Aussies, Kiwis and a bunch of hardcore Taliban.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Ah but remember the story of the old man who cried rapture, the third time it was real. At least Van Halen will be back from Australia as it's the most dangerous place to be during a rapture day because of time zones. The rest of us can repent at leisure later in the day leaving the planet to the Aussies, Kiwis and a bunch of hardcore Taliban.

might stay till october 25th, just in case

[Hardrock69]

Ok this time it is on a Friday. Suspicious that he keeps predicting this to happen on or around a weekend. Guess he is factoring all the peeps that will be throwing end-of-the-world bashes.

Fucking tool.

[FORD]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[Hardrock69]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

so, it was a "rupture".

Last Thursday, the elderly pastor and Family Radio host best known for birthing an all-consuming "May 21st" rapture meme suffered a stroke and was hospitalized. The Oakland Tribune reported that the 89-year-old Harold Camping's voice "may never be the same" after suffering a stroke that left his speech "a little bit slurred" according to a unnamed neighbor.

[Hardrock69]

Yeah...guess he is going to disappear from Earth this year.

[Seshmeister]

I think the whole thing was a practical joke.

Otherwise why did they have someone taking a shit on the posters???

[sadaist]

[SunisinuS]

Ah but remember the story of the old man who cried rapture, the third time it was real. At least Van Halen will be back from Australia as it's the most dangerous place to be during a rapture day because of time zones. The rest of us can repent at leisure later in the day leaving the planet to the Aussies, Kiwis and a bunch of hardcore Taliban.

I do believe Seshmeister is a Time Lord.

[clarathecarrot]

Is it ok to fornicate again ?

[BITEYOASS]

so, it was a "rupture".

Last Thursday, the elderly pastor and Family Radio host best known for birthing an all-consuming "May 21st" rapture meme suffered a stroke and was hospitalized. The Oakland Tribune reported that the 89-year-old Harold Camping's voice "may never be the same" after suffering a stroke that left his speech "a little bit slurred" according to a unnamed neighbor.

Did someone say stroke?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Is it ok to fornicate again ?

yup