Israel Need To Tell The Muslim-In-Chief Obama To Go Get Fucked!!!

[BigBadBrian]

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WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama is endorsing the Palestinians' demand for their future state to be based on the borders that existed before the 1967 Middle East war, in a move that will likely infuriate Israel. Israel says the borders of a Palestinian state have to be determined through negotiations.

In a speech outlining U.S. policy in the Middle East and North Africa, Obama on Thursday sided with the Palestinians' opening position a day ahead of a visit to Washington by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Netanyahu is vehemently opposed to referring to the 1967 borders.

Until Thursday, the U.S. position had been that the Palestinian goal of a state based on the 1967 borders, with agreed land swaps, should be reconciled with Israel's desire for a secure Jewish state through negotiations.

[BigBadBrian]

First of all, there never was a nation called Palestine. Let's dispense of that notion right away.

[BigBadBrian]

Do you think Israel will go from this:



To this:



Not a chance in Hell!!!

[Nitro Express]

It's just another president trying to win some re-election points trying to bring peace to the middle east. It didn't work for any of the previous presidents and it won't work for Barry. Hey Barry, it's jobs. People need to go to work. We don't care about the middle east because we don't live there and Bin Laden will be old news and forgotten about by the time the election really gets going. It's jobs and the cost of living. You seem to not get that.

[Jesus Christ]

Ye misunderstand the promise My Dad made to Abraham way back in the day. And yes, the land was called Palestine for many years. Even the city of My birth, Bethlehem is a Palestinian city.

The Scripture sayeth that Jerusalem shall be a stumbling block for the nations, and verily it hath become exactly that. But the reasonable solution would be a two state solution with the pre 1967 borders, with neither Jews nor Palestinians controlling Jerusalem. It should be an independent city state, open to Jews, Christians, and Muslims alike, as it is sacred ground to all three peoples.

And I say this as the King of the Jews, the Christian Messiah, who was born in what is now a Muslim Palestinian city.

[Nitro Express]

As far as Israel goes we just need to realize the whole fuss is based on silly old fables and superstitions. If the religious people want to kill each other over it, then get on with it. Grab your rifle and head to the Middle East and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

Abraham fucked a servant named Hagar. That did it for me. As soon as I learned that I was done with Abraham and the whole chosen seed shit.

[Nitro Express]

Jerusalem shall be a stumbling block for the nations

China doesn't give a flying shit about Jerusalem. Nothing they want is there and look who is flourishing right now. The west needs to take the hint and just say fuck this whole Jerusalem thing.

[VAiN]

Do you think Israel will go from this:



To this:



Not a chance in Hell!!!

Do you think I give a shit?

Not a chance in Hell!!!

[Jesus Christ]

Abraham fucked a servant named Hagar. That did it for me. As soon as I learned that I was done with Abraham and the whole chosen seed shit.

Yes, he did. But he also had a son named Isaac, who was the ancestor of Myself and David Lee Roth, among many others.

[Jesus Christ]

China doesn't give a flying shit about Jerusalem. Nothing they want is there and look who is flourishing right now. The west needs to take the hint and just say fuck this whole Jerusalem thing.

Ye must have forgotten about the prophecy in Revelation where the King of the East leadeth a 200 million man army up the dried up Euphrates river bed.

[Nitro Express]

Yeah Jesus but you wiped your ass with all that old testament prejudice and favoritism and replaced it with one simple new law.

[Jesus Christ]

Yeah Jesus but you wiped your ass with all that old testament prejudice and favoritism and replaced it with one simple new law.

Of course I did. But the Jews who rejected Me as the Messiah, and the Muslims who see Me as merely a Prophet don't exactly get that reality yet.

[Seshmeister]

First of all, there never was a nation called Palestine. Let's dispense of that notion right away.

Where do you hear these things?

I remember at school translating from original Roman texts which had the word Palæstina throughout them back before the times of the Jesus story.

What difference does it make anyway? Did you know that there didn't used to be a nation called the USA?

[VAiN]

Did you know that there didn't used to be a nation called the USA?

You may have found the fatal flaw in his thinking...

[Nitro Express]

The names and borders have changed over the years. What is now Israel was a cross roads for armies and trade routes. The galilee was a good place for fresh water and food. The dead sea was a good source of salt which was prized to tan leather and preserve food with. It's where Africa, Arabia, and Asia all merged. The frankinsence trail came up from arabia and the trade routes from asia came in from the east. Typically big war zones are the result of transportation routes merging in one area.

Why one group wants to control an area is resources or strategic location. Why not cook up a religious excuse to justify the military action? I think a part of the so called scriptures is a cooked up excuse to take something from someone else.

[Switch84]

As far as Israel goes we just need to realize the whole fuss is based on silly old fables and superstitions. If the religious people want to kill each other over it, then get on with it. Grab your rifle and head to the Middle East and leave the rest of us the hell alone.

Abraham fucked a servant named Hagar. That did it for me. As soon as I learned that I was done with Abraham and the whole chosen seed shit.

[FORD]

Do you think Israel will go from this:



To this:



Not a chance in Hell!!!

Exactly.

[FORD]

So NuttyYahoo's reason for not going back to the 1967 borders is because it would be impossible to defend their ILLEGAL SETTLEMENTS???

Well, for the right wing Kahane worshipping motherfucking false-Jew RUSSIAN ZIONIST PRICKS who built these illegal settlements, you know what I say about defending them?

FUCK 'EM

Can't lose what wasn't yours to begin with, you Synagogue of Satan assholes (look that term up, it's in the Bible)

NuttyYahoo is no more a descendant of Abraham Issac and Jacob than I am.

[Nitro Express]

NuttyYahoo. It sounds like a new candy bar to me.

[BigBadBrian]

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, has been reported saying: "Tell Obama we will move to the pre 1967 lines before we were attacked by three separate Muslim countries, right after the USA pulls back its borders to pre 1846 boundaries and gives back California, Arizona, and New Mexico plus parts of other states." :tongue0011:

[FORD]

There is only one logical solution to this clusterfuck, whether NuttyYahoo, John Hagee, and AIPAC like it or not.

Not a one state solution. Not a two state solution. But a FOUR state solution.

1) Yes, the first thing is to go back to the 1967 borders. Only possible exception to these borders might be the Golan Heights, but those aren't anywhere near the area commonly known as "the West Bank", so no problem.

2) There's obviously no way to connect The West Bank with the Gaza Strip, so these should be two separate states. I would call "The West Bank" Palestine, and just call Gaza what it is, Gaza.

3) The fourth state would be Jerusalem itself. An independent city state open to Jews, Palestinians, and everyone else. Israel has a capitol. It's called Tel Aviv. Palestine and Gaza can establish their own capitols anywhere they like within their own borders, but neither one gets Jerusalem.

Problem solved.

[Nickdfresh]

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, has been reported saying: "Tell Obama we will move to the pre 1967 lines before we were attacked by three separate Muslim countries, right after the USA pulls back its borders to pre 1846 boundaries and gives back California, Arizona, and New Mexico plus parts of other states." :tongue0011:

Must be nice to be such a caviler, snarky asshole towards your benefactor--underwriting your entire economy with massive aid--and then increasing the likely hood of terrorism against them...

[Nitro Express]

If John Hagee and Rush Limbaugh want to defend Israel then get your rifles boys and head on over. The IDF is always looking for more people. You fat fucks would also lose some weight in basic training.

[Nitro Express]

There is only one logical solution to this clusterfuck, whether NuttyYahoo, John Hagee, and AIPAC like it or not.

Not a one state solution. Not a two state solution. But a FOUR state solution.

1) Yes, the first thing is to go back to the 1967 borders. Only possible exception to these borders might be the Golan Heights, but those aren't anywhere near the area commonly known as "the West Bank", so no problem.

2) There's obviously no way to connect The West Bank with the Gaza Strip, so these should be two separate states. I would call "The West Bank" Palestine, and just call Gaza what it is, Gaza.

3) The fourth state would be Jerusalem itself. An independent city state open to Jews, Palestinians, and everyone else. Israel has a capitol. It's called Tel Aviv. Palestine and Gaza can establish their own capitols anywhere they like within their own borders, but neither one gets Jerusalem.

Problem solved.

It won't work Ford. Your borders don't take into consideration Israel's water scarcity problem. Also the Jews with all their faults are more industrious than their Muslim neighbors. You can actually see the border. Israel is green due to state of the art irrigation and the other side of the border is barren. The real truth of the matter is Israel is surrounded and outnumbered and the US citizens are tired of watching their own country crumble while Israel gets billions of dollars in aid. Israel will tumble. It's only a matter of time. Interest in it is waining. The only solution to the Israel problem is a bloody one. Who will inherit the land will be the last people standing there. There is no long-term political solution and the US can no longer afford to buy peace with $$$$$$$.

[FORD]

If you don't want to deal with "water scarcity problems", maybe you shouldn't have moved to a FUCKING DESERT??

[Guitar Shark]

Must be nice to be such a caviler, snarky asshole towards your benefactor--underwriting your entire economy with massive aid--and then increasing the likely hood of terrorism against them...

You're assuming that he actually made that comment, Nick. Note that Brian provided no source for the alleged quote. A quick google search shows that quote is only being reported at various right wing sites.

Hell, he might have said it, but I'd want to see better proof first.

[Nitro Express]

If you don't want to deal with "water scarcity problems", maybe you shouldn't have moved to a FUCKING DESERT??

No water. No oil. Nothing really to fight over except religion. Supposedly mud from the Dead Sea is good for your skin so maybe that is worth fighting over.