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    Talking How to play like a celebrity who can't play guitar! LOL

    Learn to play like Fred Durst:



    Lil' Wayne:


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    That's pretty funny. Original idea.. I Iike it.

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    did he just say "eddie van halend"
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
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    "Chords are for old white people"

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    For those who don't remember, or prefer to forget:




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    I felt extremely underwhelmed when I heard these performances.

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    Wow.

    I'm in shock.

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    THAT sucked sooooooooooooooooo bad!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITEYOASS View Post
    I felt extremely underwhelmed when I heard these performances.
    That's a very... diplomatic way of putting it...

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    What has been seen cannot be unseen.......
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Eddie Van Halen trying out for Limp Bisquick is like Da Vinci trying out for a chimpanzee with a paint brush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrillsNSpills View Post
    Eddie Van Halen trying out for Limp Bisquick is like Da Vinci trying out for a chimpanzee with a paint brush.
    Yet at least the chimpanzee has the potential to create art. Yes, it could merely be poo flung randomly at a canvas, but isn't that essentially the Fred Durst work ethic in the first place?

    This thread reminds me of an old SNL skit called "Plato's Cave", which featured a bunch of talent-free beatniks. Chevy Chase played a guitar solo despite not being able to play one, which he redid in a variation years later in the film The Three Amigos.

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    I'd rather watch that video 100 times in a row than have to sit through Fred Wurst & and 'Lil Turd's video again!

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