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  1. 06-13-2011, 11:28 AM #1
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    Happy Birthday to that old fuck Von Halen

    I think he might be the oldest poster around here except for ZahZoo.
    Don't know if he'll see the thread... he's probably busy running one of his fruity marathon races.
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  2. 06-13-2011, 11:34 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Walker View Post
    I think he might be the oldest poster around here except for ZahZoo.
    Don't know if he'll see the thread... he's probably busy running one of his fruity marathon races.


    Happy Birthday Von.

    It must be easier to run up there now. I mean with most people leaving town becasue they can't find work.
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  3. 06-13-2011, 11:38 AM #3
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    happy birthday von
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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  4. 06-13-2011, 01:14 PM #4
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    Happy Birthday to Von!
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    and this is his fave band!

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  6. 06-13-2011, 06:32 PM #6
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    wonder if it was warm enough today to wear orange shorts in Detroit...

    happy birthday Von!
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  7. 06-15-2011, 12:26 AM #7
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    Hey you idiot, you didn't say happy birthday to me last year, so I'm not saying it this year.

    Oh dear.
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  8. 06-15-2011, 12:53 AM #8
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    How Rude.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
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  9. 06-15-2011, 09:12 AM #9
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    One of the legends.

    Happy Birthday, Von.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warham View Post
    One of the legends.

    Happy Birthday, Von.
    Legendary Ass Fucking Hole.
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  11. 06-15-2011, 09:59 AM #11
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    Happy Late Birthday Von, looking forward to the NFL starting up so I can get to kicking your ass in fantasy football again
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  12. 06-15-2011, 08:39 PM #12
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    Didnt see this till today ,but better late than never Happy Birthday fellow Gemini!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Hey you idiot, you didn't say happy birthday to me last year, so I'm not saying it this year.
    LOL...fixed that for ya. Now you have.

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    ... happy birthday....
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  14. 06-15-2011, 09:05 PM #14
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    Not another one! Jaysus! Happy Birthday you old fuck! I'll make a funky bass line in yer honor.
    On second thought, fuck that.
    Happy birthday anyway.
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  15. 06-16-2011, 12:05 AM #15
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    He's still alive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    LOL...fixed that for ya. Now you have.
    Damn your eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Damn your eyes.
    "Too late"



    Happy Birthday, Von...
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    Damn, I missed it, lol! Happy Belated Birthday, Von!
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    Always a punk in my shadow... Have a good one... Von Charo
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