Wimbledon 2011

[Seshmeister]

Tennis seems to be getting pretty predictable these days but I do usually watch the second week of Wimbledon. It's also great to have a horse in the race with Murray but it seems impossible for him to get beyond the semis.

Sharapova seems to have developed an even more ridiculous grunt, it's like having a porno film on in the background as I'm trying to work.

[binnie]

I only watch for the grunting

[Jagermeister]

I only watch for the grunting

Here you go bro. Check it out.....

http://www.break.com/pictures/maria-sharapova-2074803

[Seshmeister]

Oof Serena Williams just got knocked out.

[Jagermeister]

oof serena williams just got knocked out.

good!

[binnie]

Oof Serena Williams just got knocked out.

By a girl?

I reckon Serena could kick my ass.

[Seshmeister]

I think she could give Mike Tyson a run for his money.

[chefcraig]

Which Tyson, the young one who clobbered everyone in his path, the one that bit Holyfield's ear off or the guy with the tattoo on his face that raises pigeons?

[Nitro Express]

Tennis seems to be getting pretty predictable these days but I do usually watch the second week of Wimbledon. It's also great to have a horse in the race with Murray but it seems impossible for him to get beyond the semis.

Sharapova seems to have developed an even more ridiculous grunt, it's like having a porno film on in the background as I'm trying to work.

I pretty much grew up on a tennis court and can't even stand to watch tennis now. Predictable and boring it has become.

[Seshmeister]

Come on Murray, destroy the Spanish pretty boy!

[Seshmeister]

This is easy.

There seems to be a big gap not only between the top 2 and the rest there is also a gap between the top 4 and everyone else.

[Jagermeister]

Grunt control device lets Wimbledon fans turn down the volume of shrieking Sharapova and Co.Tennis fans listening to the radio online can also increase the commentary volume
By Daily Mail Reporter

Last updated at 2:33 PM on 30th June 2011
Tennis fans who have suffered years of headaches from the incessant grunting of top players have finally got their wish - a device that fades out the squeals.
As a result of complaints about ear-piercing screams, the BBC has produced a noise-reduction programme called Wimbledon Net Mix, which allows internet users to turn down howling and increase commentary volume.
Wimbledon bosses have also admitted that the grunting of top tennis stars like Maria Sharapova, whose record-breaking screams often exceed 100 decibels, do make millions unhappy and want it reduced.

Screams of joy: BBC listeners have now got the chance to turn down the squeals of players like Maria Sharapova because so many find it off-putting
The free product is now available on BBC Radio Player and has a mixing desk allowing fans to fade up and down noises to get the perfect listening experience.
For the moment, Net Mix will only allow listeners to play with the sound on Centre Court matches.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...#ixzz1QmbY7kxC

[chefcraig]

Oye. There was a match on the other afternoon that was unmatchable with the sound on. Not one, but both of these women (Petra Kvitova, Victoria Azarenka) were grunting, groaning and howling during every single shot, as if they were at the peak of exertion. It's annoying as hell, and completely unnecessary.

[Seshmeister]

Just an assorted bunch of faceless unknown commies screaming their rich little faces off.

It's a disgrace that the women get paid more than the men these days.

[BITEYOASS]

I wish these women would grunt and scream like that in porn.

[Nitro Express]

I wish these women would grunt and scream like that in porn.

Well maybe if you smacked them in the ass hard enough with a tennis racket, drilled them hard like a BP oil well with a big black cock they would fill the air with the musical grunts and moans.