hi all! big sammy fan here. DLR is pretty cool, too! cant wait to hit the forums.
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hi all! big sammy fan here. DLR is pretty cool, too! cant wait to hit the forums.
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Hi hotsummerknight! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
that was quick! hello sarge thank you for the warm welcome. is everyone here a jackass, too? i thought id be the only one!
Welcome aboard, Jackass.
thank you!!
Humane slaughter
The most efficient and widely available method of humanely destroying sheep is a gunshot to the brain from a close range.
The use of firearms is subject to the provisions of the Firearms Act 1996.
Note:
* A .22 calibre rifle or pistol is adequate for humane destruction of sheep. High velocity hollow point ammunition should be used. Use two magazines per firearm to minimize reloading time.
* To provide maximum impact and the least possibility of misdirection, sheep should be shot at point blank range. The person using the firearm should move quietly through the pen with the sheep. Under no circumstances should the sheep be shot "over the fence".
* Never fire while the animal is moving its head; wait for a quiet interval before firing.
Under normal circumstances, the recommended method of humane killing of livestock is a brain shot, followed by bleeding out. The bleeding out of large numbers of sheep at the side of a burial pit is not possible, for logistical and safety reasons.
DPIWE experience is that even the most careful operator using a single shot will wound, rather than kill outright, a small percentage of sheep. Wounded animals cannot be assumed to be unconscious.
It is vital to ensure that all sheep are dead before placing them in the pit. There should be no heartbeat, breathing or eye movement. A small percentage of sheep may require a second shot, or bleeding out.
The recommended position and direction for the use of a firearm is illustrated below.
Recommended position and direction of fire for the firearm - hornless sheep and rams.
Using a firearm: Shoot at point (a) just behind the poll in the direction of the animal’s muzzle.
Recommended position and direction of fire for firearm - horned sheep and rams.
Using a firearm: Shoot at a point in the middle of the face just above the level of the eyes whilst aiming along the neck.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Originally Posted by hotsummerknight
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Welcome aboard! FYI: VAiN loves hagar avatars, lol!
great tips! thank you!
It's cheaper if you just whack the sheep in the head with a six pound sledge hammer. That's how I kill my cows. Very effective.
If you want to be fancy get one of these.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 07-12-2011 at 12:51 AM.
Welcome!!!
Hi from Italy!!!
....but....SAMMY WHO?????
Welcome, and good luck....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Humane slaughter
The most efficient and widely available method of humanely destroying sheep is a gunshot to the brain from a close range.
The use of firearms is subject to the provisions of the Firearms Act 1996.
Note:
* A .22 calibre rifle or pistol is adequate for humane destruction of sheep. High velocity hollow point ammunition should be used. Use two magazines per firearm to minimize reloading time.
* To provide maximum impact and the least possibility of misdirection, sheep should be shot at point blank range. The person using the firearm should move quietly through the pen with the sheep. Under no circumstances should the sheep be shot "over the fence".
* Never fire while the animal is moving its head; wait for a quiet interval before firing.
Under normal circumstances, the recommended method of humane killing of livestock is a brain shot, followed by bleeding out. The bleeding out of large numbers of sheep at the side of a burial pit is not possible, for logistical and safety reasons.
DPIWE experience is that even the most careful operator using a single shot will wound, rather than kill outright, a small percentage of sheep. Wounded animals cannot be assumed to be unconscious.
It is vital to ensure that all sheep are dead before placing them in the pit. There should be no heartbeat, breathing or eye movement. A small percentage of sheep may require a second shot, or bleeding out.
The recommended position and direction for the use of a firearm is illustrated below.
Recommended position and direction of fire for the firearm - hornless sheep and rams.
Using a firearm: Shoot at point (a) just behind the poll in the direction of the animal’s muzzle.
Recommended position and direction of fire for firearm - horned sheep and rams.
Using a firearm: Shoot at a point in the middle of the face just above the level of the eyes whilst aiming along the neck.
thanks for the welcome from italy. thats far away! i cant tell if you are being sarcastic or not, but i was referring to sammy hagar, who took over the reigns on vocals after DLR left the band. he's an acquired taste but i like him too!Welcome!!!
Hi from Italy!!!
....but....SAMMY WHO?????
What does a Sammy fan wish to find here?
again....Sammy Who?????
We have a cooking thread from a while back.
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...HARMY-COOKBOOK
Apart from that, not too sure.
Maybe she's a divorced soccer mum?
Last edited by Seshmeister; 07-12-2011 at 11:32 AM.
Doritos. And pants with a forgiving, expanding elastic waistline.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
wearing the pants backwards and drinking a Fresca
sounds about right
Just remember - it's a site for DAVE and Hagar is the enemy. Important for innocent folks to know. Nothing will get you roasted faster than being a Hagarita. Also - civility is at a minimum. But that's why we like it.
Oh dear.
How did an alias avoid the Full on Cocktard title and get a large avatar?
This is what happens when you fuck your sister.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Didn't. According to the ROTH ARMY USER RANKS, a user doesn't reach Full On Cocktard status until making 20 posts. As for the avatar, it can be up to 150 by 150 pixels or 19.07 MB, which is actually quite large.
And it's not an alias....
I think I'd actually prefer that it was an alias.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Between Poj, CC and myself, we watch new users pretty damn closely, not too much gets past us nowadays....
have you visited then pen yet? great place
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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