Anything for a Les Paul? (Hilarious!!!)
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I would be willing to trade the right guitar for vaginal intercourse if his willing relative was a hot babe. I will pass on the hand jobs.Originally Posted by Diamondjimi
He better be careful. Too many handjobs and he won't be able to play his new guitar.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
No wonder we've been waiting so long for new VH......
I don't get it.... this guy offers handjobs, but doesn't want any gay stuff. Ummmm....
Nice of him to offer to fuck your girlfriend though. Mighty selfless...
I'm a little curious now DJ. Were you searching Craigslist for 'LesPauls' or 'free handjobs'?
I'm fine with either answer. Just wondering which section I would locate the free handjobs in.
i think the section is titled "don't worry, the cops aren't watchin' this"
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Haha, I was actually looking for a bass player. No shit....
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