Anything for a Les Paul? (Hilarious!!!)

[Diamondjimi]

Click and laff!!!

[Nitro Express]

Click and laff!!!

I would be willing to trade the right guitar for vaginal intercourse if his willing relative was a hot babe. I will pass on the hand jobs.

[sadaist]

He better be careful. Too many handjobs and he won't be able to play his new guitar.

[LoungeMachine]

He better be careful. Too many handjobs and he won't be able to play his new guitar.

No wonder we've been waiting so long for new VH......

[VAiN]

I don't get it.... this guy offers handjobs, but doesn't want any gay stuff. Ummmm....

Nice of him to offer to fuck your girlfriend though. Mighty selfless...

[sadaist]

Nice of him to offer to fuck your girlfriend though. Mighty selfless...

[sadaist]

I'm a little curious now DJ. Were you searching Craigslist for 'LesPauls' or 'free handjobs'?


I'm fine with either answer. Just wondering which section I would locate the free handjobs in.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I'm a little curious now DJ. Were you searching Craigslist for 'LesPauls' or 'free handjobs'?


I'm fine with either answer. Just wondering which section I would locate the free handjobs in.

i think the section is titled "don't worry, the cops aren't watchin' this"

[Diamondjimi]

I'm a little curious now DJ. Were you searching Craigslist for 'LesPauls' or 'free handjobs'?


I'm fine with either answer. Just wondering which section I would locate the free handjobs in.

Haha, I was actually looking for a bass player. No shit....