Mormon hymn sung in Klingon

[FORD]

Scotty! Beam me up to Kolob

I wonder if Romney will take this crazy bitch out on the campaign trail with him, and try to get the Trekkie vote?

[Nitro Express]

Obviously a Mormon with not a lot of money. In Mormonism the status symbol is how nice of a piano you have. That's why Steinways largest showroom is in Salt Lake City. What cracked me up is I was driving past Larry H. Miller's (former owner of the Utah Jazz) and he had this big fancy house built with a big window so you could see his big concert grand Steinway. LOL! If you really want to impress in Mormonland you add a harp to your living room collection of instruments.



Here's God's modern prophet, seer, and revelator getting his shoes shined. Mormons believe this guy is the modern equivalent of Moses or Abraham.