I'm in mourning

[Jagermeister]

[VAiN]

Be strong... only time will tell who stands the test of time. We're all with you.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Be strong... only time will tell who stands the test of time. We're all with you.

I'm gonna be sick....

[Dr. Love]

You are our for a run in the park. It's quite a nice day and you are jogging along listening to some tunes on your iPlayer, maybe singing along and then it happens.

You trip over something on the ground and as you pitch forward you can't help yourself from opening your mouth in exclamation. You put your hands out to break your fall but by an incredible bit of bad luck your face lands right in the middle of a big dog shit and it hits the back of your throat. Some of it chokes you a little and you gasp for air inhaling more into your lungs. You jump up tears coming to your eyes spitting furiously. Looking down you see it's a fresh shit but it's been there long enough in the hot sun for flies to lay eggs in it and there are some white maggots crawling on the top of the stinking filth. You realise that a couple are wriggling in the remains of the detritus in your mouth.

It's then that you realise that it's almost exactly like hearing Van Hagar on the radio.

That's awful! I've been to Rome and Dallas, TX. Man, I thought I'd seen it all.

What an image!

[Guitar Shark]

you know, when you hear something like that on the radio... it's rough. Contact is all it takes to change your life, to lose your place in time.

Timing is everything. Yesterday, I saw my love light shine.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

god awful thread

[chefcraig]

No kidding. Once I was on a camping trip with some close friends. Late in the evening after some concentrated drinking, I felt a change, nothing seemed the same as my bladder felt nature's call. While bent over and prone out in the bushes seeking relief...

"Some kind of alien, looked for an opening...love comes walking in."

[VAiN]

No kidding. Once I was on a camping trip with some close friends.

I love those hot summer nights and my radio. That's all we need, baby.... Don't 'cha know?

[FORD]

god awful thread

Well, you got Allah in the east, you got Jesus in the west. Christ, what's a 65 year old tequila selling cheese balladeer to do?

[VAiN]

Everybody's lookin for something... something to fill in the holes...

[Dr. Love]

No kidding. Once I was on a camping trip with some close friends. Late in the evening after some concentrated drinking, I felt a change, nothing seemed the same as my bladder felt nature's call. While bent over and prone out in the bushes seeking relief...

"Some kind of alien, looked for an opening...love comes walking in."

Don't worry man. They'll find a cure for anything; to just kill the pain or numb your brain.

[Dr. Love]

I'm gonna be sick....

Yeah I'm not feeling too good either. Honestly... If I were you, and you were me... I wonder who I'd want to be. You know what I mean? It's like with just one wish you can't refuse... I wouldn't know what to choose.

[VAiN]

Oh man... I can't help but feel someone cracked the seventh seal... take me down to the virgin spring, wash away my suffering.

[lesfunk]

Sunday morning 9 a.m.
I saw fire in the sky
I felt my heart pound in my chest
I heard an eagle cry
Now I'm alive I can breathe the air
Feel the wind, smell the earth in the air
I watch an eagle rise above the trees
Project myself into what he sees
Hey-

pheeuuuuuuu

[VanHalener]

Someone ban me before I have to read one more faking Bette Middler lyric here!

Spammy Hagar gives back alley blowjobs before every failed attempt at putting on an entertaining show for the Mexican public.
Go ahead, check his arrest record down there.