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I just love a man who can say more in one sentence than most can say in a book.
Yes like so many of us I too have facebook and it was through facebook as well as reading alot of forums that I learned that Dave must have been trying to tell us something way back in the early 80's when he said, "Have you seen juniors grades?" The young people of today not only can't say anything in an entire paragraph, they don't know what one is. Sadly they can't even form a sentence. I don't think grammar is in their vocabulary. Hey I know mine isn't perfect but I know what it is and I can spell it and put it in a sentence ok. Alot of the parents of the 80's were too drunk and strung out on drugs to pay attention to juniors grades and Dave knew it then. Ya who knew. Dave's a prophet? No Dave is observant and smart and got around alot. He went places and he reads lots of books. He loves to read and learn just like I do. Weird way to introduce myself on the forum but I'm getting to my point. What really turned me on and made me stand up and take notice of DLR is not just the awesome music, not just the fact that he was the hottest guy I had ever laid eyes on and super cool but it was the first time i actually heard the man speak in an interview. I was like whoa what a breath of fresh air. This man has a brain and he knows how to use it. I thought he was some new breed. A rock star with a brain? This man knows more words than the Webster's dictionary. This guy has a sexy sense of humour and can think faster than he can get the words out and by the time he was 28, he had done more than most people do in an entire lifetime. Its like he got all the best genes in the pool. At the top of my bucket list is to meet the toastmaster general of the immoral majority himself and have the most stimulating conversation of my life. Last time I saw him live in concert was in my hometown at our casino and he rocked our sox off. I remember walking through that casino one day with a friend and said out loud, "they should get David Lee Roth to perform here." The next thing I know I hear somebody at work mention that DLR was coming to the casino. I looked it up online and it was true. I could have got front row seats but my friend didn't know I was a fan and he couldn't go so gave the tickets away. That was way back in 2004. Now I hear an album is in the works but without Mike Anthony. I can't wait. Dave got wound up like a wind up doll on his conception and he'll never wind down. I wish he had of done some movies in his younger days though but music has always been Dave's number one lover and always will be.
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Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!
Hi GoddessRhiannon Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"! -
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I just love a girl who can use paragraphs...Comment
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And the use of apostrophes.
Oh dear.
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Welcome
ouch! what a long sentence...
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Well the correct sentiment counts for a lot, too.
Oh dear.
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Welcome....Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee RothComment
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ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.Comment
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Hey I said I could spell grammar and knew how to use it in a sentence. I didn't claim to be an English major. I made no claims that my grammar was perfect and I'm sure all of you have perfect grammar. I also didn't claim that everyone was illiterate or that the entire population had been dumbed down but come on people tell me you haven't noticed that a very large number of the populace are practically illiterate. So many people cannot spell or use proper grammar. They just pass everyone on into the next grade whether they get a passing mark or not. Nobody has failed a grade in decades. Doesn't this at least wave a red flag through the recesses of your cranial vaults? We all know that our governments do not have education at the top of their priority lists and Alex Jones has some excellent theories as to why the population has been dumbed down over the past several decades. Its all by design. You can call me a conspiracy theorist. I don't care. Hey I'm sure Janet Napolitano will surely tell you that its all Al Qaeda's fault. In addition, I think Dave would agree with me on this with his usual enthusiastic belligerence. In conclusion, the point I was so painfully trying to make in my first post was what made me fall head over heels for Dave above all of his other attributes. Its none other than the fact that his brain somehow escaped the fluoridated water cesspool transforming him into the intellectual slut we all know and love.
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And I think the point we were making was to maybe hit the return key a few times and put your ideas into groupings - you know, paragraphs. I'm sure Dave would agree.Originally posted by wiseguyComment
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Welcome and Fuck The Grammar Police Around Here.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.Comment
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How rude.
Oh dear.
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