Spammy Diet Tip: Listen To New Single Here, Then Vomit

[jhale667]

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/inside-chickenfoots-life-changing-second-lp-20110722

The audacity of the Chedster never ceases to amaze me. Check this a*hole quote from Rolling Stone:


The fall is also looking to be a busy time for Hagar's former band, Van Halen – they're playing five Australian dates in September and early October and have reportedly been recording an album with David Lee Roth. "It better be great, because they waited a long time," Hagar says. "And Chickenfoot raised the bar."


WTF is he on about? I love Joe Satriani, don't get me wrong - but the only bar anything Spammy is associated with that gets raised is the DOUCHE bar. Just sayin'.

The ONLY thing he's correct about is YES, the fans have been waiting a looooooong time...but in regards to Chickenfoot, total delusions of grandeur right there!

[Sensible Shoes]

Chickenfoot raised the bar? ROARING LOL

[PETE'S BROTHER]

loungie is gonna be pissed

nope, wrong sammy reference, carry on....

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?62709-OLD-NEWS-JEEZUS!-DOES-hAGAR-EVER-FUCKING-STOP&p=1549695&viewfull=1#post1549695

[ThrillsNSpills]

"The music Joe was presenting was so good, I honestly beat myself up for the first time ever. I didn't want to walk in with something mediocre."

[ThrillsNSpills]

Why walk in with something mediocre when you can walk in, sit down and do something mediocre.

[Guitar Shark]

Just can't imagine why Satch continues to associate with this guy. It makes zero sense to me.

[jhale667]

Just can't imagine why Satch continues to associate with this guy. It makes zero sense to me.

Agree...I'd be more inclined to listen if anyone else was singing...Jack Black, Ricky Martin....some bum off the street...ANYone but the blond woman that ruined Van Halen.

[lesfunk]

Chicken foot didn't raise the bar, Spammy just drank himself under it

[ThrillsNSpills]

Just can't imagine why Satch continues to associate with this guy. It makes zero sense to me.

Because this way he can phone it in and get away with it.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Sam knows the Van Halens didn't listen to their album.

I'm just glad he didn't say it sold 8 million copies before it was even released.

[FORD]

Well, Joe toured with Jagger in 88. Once you have worked with one of the most legendary frontmen in history, anybody is a step down, so you might as well say"fuck it" and work with a guy who at least brings an unlimited supply of free tequila to the table (because you'll need it to be able to put up with his lyrics. Just ask Eddie)

[jhale667]

I'm holding out hope his motives are purely financial.

Because this way he can phone it in and get away with it.

And I'm sure the checks clear... Imagine it WOULD be fun to jam with MA and Chad Smith, RIGHT up until the moment Spam started shrieking over it...

[chefcraig]

"The music Joe was presenting was so good, I honestly beat myself up for the first time ever. I didn't want to walk in with something mediocre."

And with that ladies and gentlemen, we have an apt summation of Sammy Hagar's entire tenure in Van Halen, straight from the horse's ass...err, mouth.

As I've said before...

[ThrillsNSpills]

I'm holding out hope his motives are purely financial.

You know it gets bad when you root for him to be a sellout.
LMAO

[DlocRoth]

Chicken foot didn't raise the bar, Spammy just drank himself under it