Sesame Street Bert & Ernie AREN'T GAY!!!

[Anonymous]

I worry about people who obsess about the sexual orientation of fictional characters.

Also, it seems that obsession is always with characters they hope/want/wish are gay.

Smacks too much of unresolved issues.

As for me, Bert & Ernie have always been my favourite Sesame Street characters. At first, when I saw something or someone mentioning they might be gay, I just stared blankly, not understanding how such a reasoning ever came to exist. The same goes for Frodo & Sam. I couldn't grasp it.

Then I saw some documentary about giraffes & it hit me like a ten ton megatruck speeding down the passing lane.

If the animal kingdom is anything to go by, then an incredibly large percentage of human males are FREAKIN' HOMOS!

And since people always obsess about bread when they're hungry, well...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Seshmeister]

People in old folks homes who are gay with severe Alzheimer's try to fuck other men.

In other words just in case some fucking idiot holes haven't been paying attention, some people are born gay. It's not a choice(what insane fuck would choose that?).

If there is a god then he creates these people for what, so that sanctimonious cunts can bully them? The Jesus character didn't even mention homos. Of course he was supposedly a 30 year old unmarried man who preferred to hang around with a bunch of guys and tell them he l loved them while giving them feet massages.

[fifth element]

must say that this is probably one of the more worthless threads that I have seen on this site.....

Bert and Ernie...wtf CARES?

[Blaze]

Jeeps! It is common knowledge when animal populations exceed resources that homosexual behavior is observed. Moreover, the trait derives from genetic "families". In other words when times get tough, certain genetic groups will produce more homosexual offspring. It has also been observed when time are not as lean that some, though not all, homosexuality oriented will revert back to heterosexuality. Thus is the difference between conditioned and natural homosexuality.
It is not complicated. I do not know why it is debated so, other than the genetic trait. If a family bloodline has such trait it should be disclosed prior to marriage with the intent of children. And it should be noted mainly to assist young in people in choosing their options.
There is absolutely nothing wrong whatsoever for a young person that is a natural homosexual to choose the option of changing their physical appearance to suit their psychological preference.

[Hardrock69]

Bert and Ernie are homos. End of story.

[hambon4lif]

Are we really having a discussion about puppets fucking???

What are you people....ON DOPE?!?!??

[clarathecarrot]

Well,.... no shortage of homos around this site debating homo stuff, by, for and about homos ..FAGS!!!

Childish immature homos and thier homo stuff!!!

Everyone knows Judy Jetson is the real deal her porn is the jizz!!

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me and Judy banging but you all are just silly...IT'S REAL FOR US!!!!! as I run screaming flayling my hands around the room then I jump to the closet and grab my pink tutu... It's ON!!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Bert never gets credit for pioneering the unibrow look.

Anyway, they're puppets, of course they're gay. They can only function when a hand is up their ass.

[ThrillsNSpills]

I worry about people who obsess about the sexual orientation of fictional characters.

Dan Quayle once criticized fictional character Murphy Brown for having an unwed mother on the telly. Hopefully someone explained to him what the deal is with media.
Fast forward 20 years and what the hell would a guy like that think of the Jersey Shore.

[SunisinuS]

Comedy.

[fifth element]

Are we really having a discussion about puppets fucking???

What are you people....ON DOPE?!?!??

as said...worthless thread.

[fifth element]

Dan Quayle once criticized fictional character Murphy Brown for having an unwed mother on the telly. Hopefully someone explained to him what the deal is with media.
Fast forward 20 years and what the hell would a guy like that think of the Jersey Shore.

i remember that....
criticizing a fictional character......sigh.....

besides, Murphy Brown ROCKED!!

[FORD]

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