The Rick Perry Thread

[Nitro Express]

occupytogether.org


facebook.com/pages/Culling-Corruption

The Occupation is resistance movement with people of many colors, genders and political persuasions. The one thing we all have in common is that We will no longer tolerate greed and corruption.

Ok. Sounds good. Exactly what is your specific game plan on ending greed and corruption?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

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[Satan]

pRick was either shitfaced in New Hampshire, or he's really taking his Chimpy 2.0 role seriously. Because that's who he looks like in those clips.

[standin]

Ok. Sounds good. Exactly what is your specific game plan on ending greed and corruption?

You are an idealist to imagine ending corruption and greed. Culling, containing, and prevention is not ending.

The game plan of changing corporate culture including that of the media is occurring.

[Satan]

[Little Texan]

Link

Rick Perry’s bizarre explanation for his bizarre video

Published: 2 November, 2011, 01:28
Edited: 2 November, 2011, 01:28

So was Rick Perry drunk or stoned during his babbling, hilarious speech he delivered in New Hampshire over the weekend? The jury is still out, but in the meantime the GOP hopeful tells ABC News that there is a good reason for his bizarre behavior.

According to the Republican candidate, he just, well — he was just feeling good, alright?

“It was a great crowd. Good response, and I guess you can do anything you want with a video and make it look any way you want, but I felt good, felt great,” Perry told reporters with ABC today from a Des Moines eatery today. Following his appearance on Sunday in New Hampshire, the presidential hopeful has already retreated to Iowa where the state has been conducting a series of straw polls.

Perry himself looked like he was conducting something, perhaps an imaginary orchestra or a make-believe band of insects as he waved his hands frantically, gestured with enthusiasm and belted out hilarious quotables on Sunday that will be sure to haunt him for what little time is left during his run for the Republican nod. Once a frontrunner, Perry has plunged in the polls in recent weeks, now taking a backseat to pizzaman Herman Cain’s surge in popularity.

Regardless of how the media is making Sunday’s speech out to be (and believe me, they are having a field day), Perry doesn’t seem too bothered by the aftermath which has since left bloggers, pundits and the American public asking “What the Hell was Rick Perry on?”

Perry managed to attract a great deal of criticism following Sunday’s speech, where he offered up such whimsical and brilliant political fodder that only a president could come up with, such as “This is such a cool state — I mean, come on. Live free or die? You gotta love that!”

Perry tried to appeal to the New Hampshire audience by relating his home back in Texas to the local crowd as well. “I come from a state where they had this little place called the Alamo and they declared victory or death,” said Perry. “We’re kinda into those slogans, man. Live free or do; victory or death. Bring it!”

“I think the message got across very well, so it was a good speech,” Perry told reporters at Drake’s Diner earlier today while munching on a veggie rarebit burger alongside Iowa Lieutenant Governor Kim Reynolds .

A veggie rarebit burger? Sounds like someone’s got a case of the munchies.

Following Sunday’s speech, Manchester, New Hampshire Mayor Ted Gatsas described the rant, often punctuated with exaggerated arm motions, squinty-eyed smiles and double-thumbs up as “different.”

“The governor is passionate about the issues he talks about,” a Perry spokesperson responded after the event.

[Nitro Express]

The game plan of changing corporate culture including that of the media is occurring.

Only if the public stops doing business with corporations. I drove by McDonald's last night and there was huge line of cars at the drive through. Until you grow your own food and make your own soap, the corporations have you.

[standin]

Only if the public stops doing business with corporations. I drove by McDonald's last night and there was huge line of cars at the drive through. Until you grow your own food and make your own soap, the corporations have you.

I am going to nickname you, Rabbit.
Your idealism is pandering; it is not adorable. The idealism of all business with all corporations stopping is fantastic.
On a realistic note, in today's culture purchasing power means little, though it has had a minor effect with the debit cards.

[Nitro Express]

I am going to nickname you, Rabbit.
Your idealism is pandering; it is not adorable. The idealism of all business with all corporations stopping is fantastic.
On a realistic note, in today's culture purchasing power means little, though it has had a minor effect with the debit cards.

Purchasing power means a lot. On the debit cards those banks are broke. The only thing keeping them afloat is the Federal Reserve and the government allowing them to artificially exist. Most those banks are upside down in derivative debt. I still don't know what your solution is. Do you really think this Occupy Wall Street thing has any substance to it? Angry people hitting a drum does nothing.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I don't know, it seemed to me on more than one occasion during that speech he slurred his words.....

[Nitro Express]

He probably needs a few drinks to function. It's off the booze he probably shakes and stutters.

[hambon4lif]

pRick was either shitfaced in New Hampshire, or he's really taking his Chimpy 2.0 role seriously. Because that's who he looks like in those clips.

"Hopped up" is more like it. The jerky motor coordination, spastic animation, and fish-speak are always a dead giveaway.
I've been around the drug culture for far too long not to recognize when someone's gakked out.

Maybe if he had been drinking, it would've taken the edge off of it, but I'm tellin' ya'.....that cowboy was fuckin' frosted!!

[Nitro Express]

The dude also comes off as exactly half George W. Bush and half Mitt Romney. He looks like Mitt and acts and sounds like Dubya. That's some scary shit.

[Nitro Express]

"Hopped up" is more like it. The jerky motor coordination, spastic animation, and fish-speak are always a dead giveaway.
I've been around the drug culture for far too long not to recognize when someone's gakked out.

Maybe if he had been drinking, it would've taken the edge off of it, but I'm tellin' ya'.....that cowboy was fuckin' frosted!!

Bush probably gave him some of the best flake out of the CIA stash pile.

[Nickdfresh]

Perry is really making miss the lucidness, sanity that was Michelle Bachmann...

[Seshmeister]

"Hopped up" is more like it. The jerky motor coordination, spastic animation, and fish-speak are always a dead giveaway.
I've been around the drug culture for far too long not to recognize when someone's gakked out.

Maybe if he had been drinking, it would've taken the edge off of it, but I'm tellin' ya'.....that cowboy was fuckin' frosted!!

Yeah I agree, I don't think he was on booze there.

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[FORD]

[Seshmeister]

With all these candidates like Palin, Perry and Bachman it's not just appalling that they are potential presidential candidates the really shocking thing is that they have already been voted into other offices like governor.

[Dr. Love]

well, it was a good run, Rick

[FORD]

He really is Chimpy 2.0. But considering Cain is about to impale himself on his own extra sausage (that he's been passing around to women at conventions) I don't think being a fucking idiot is enough to disqualify pRick from the "anybody but that damn Mormon cultist" crowd in the GOP.

[Nickdfresh]

What an assclown. He could have done some damage control and said "oh, I meant two, not three!" Instead he just babbles around like a fawn navel-gazing tractor trailer headlights...

But it's good to know that Ricky boy wanted to wage a war on the Education and Commerce Dept's, so everyone could be as fucking empty-headed, clueless--and all around incompetent--as he...

[hambon4lif]

Perry is looking at Ron Paul going "help me, daddy", and Paul has a look on his face like "Am I really losing to this retard?"

Obama has got to be falling out of his chair laughing at this tragic circus, and I don't blame him. This is like watching a roomful of cross-eyed morons walk into walls.

[ashstralia]

i don't care if this has been posted here 100 times... it's fucking hilarious.

[Kristy]

Take it from Ben Affleck chin girl

[Nitro Express]

It's like Wall Street has bought the Republicans off to throw the race to Obama. Here. We will have Ben Bernanke secretly make and transfer some money to your accounts if you promise to fuck up so badly Obama will win even with the shitty economy. We own Barrack's ass and like him and know what we are getting so we want to keep him because he promised he would leave the Federal Reserve the hell alone and let the FED, Goldman Sachs, and GE do whatever the hell they want to do.

[Nickdfresh]

Rick Perry's Iraq moment proves unpopular

One of oddest moments of Saturday night came when Rick Perry suggested that we should put troops back in Iraq. Yahoo! readers reacted strongly to his suggestion: Of the the more than 25,000 responses, 73 percent said they were not interested in hearing more from Perry about further military involvement in Iraq.

You can watch video of the moment below:

http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/27810300

Sentiment on social media mirrored this. Our partner Attensity found that an overwhelming majority of tweets around Perry last night were negative, and largely related to foreign policy.

Newt and Paul spar over military; readers split
Another tense moment came between Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich: Paul attacked Gingrich for not serving in Vietnam. (Of the current field, only Paul and Perry have experience in uniform.) We asked Yahoo! readers if military service was crucial experience for the job of commander in chief: a slim majority (52.76 percent) said that it was not important.

Link

[FORD]

I guess nobody told pRick that he didn't have to try THAT hard to act like Chimpy.


We need to invade Iraq..... AGAIN. Ain't I a dumbass?

[knuckleboner]

Only if the public stops doing business with corporations. I drove by McDonald's last night and there was huge line of cars at the drive through. Until you grow your own food and make your own soap, the corporations have you.

on the other hand, since many people own shares of corporations, in a way, we have them, too...

[Little Texan]

Bad Lip Reading: Rick Perry's "Strong" ad - watch more funny videos

[John Ashcroft]

What's that all about? Is he trying to plant a seed there?

I do worry about the US.

Don't worry brother, we're still doing fine...

[John Ashcroft]

He really is Chimpy 2.0. But considering Cain is about to impale himself on his own extra sausage (that he's been passing around to women at conventions) I don't think being a fucking idiot is enough to disqualify pRick from the "anybody but that damn Mormon cultist" crowd in the GOP.

'Sup buddy!

The country certainly needs a "Chimpy 2.0" at this point, don't you agree?

[FORD]

We didn't even need Chimpy 1.0. Or his daddy.

How the Hell are ya, Asscrotch?

[John Ashcroft]

We didn't even need Chimpy 1.0. Or his daddy.

How the Hell are ya, Asscrotch?

Doing well buddy! But I guess I need to change my profile to put me in MD. Working for the "Industrial Military Complex" again... You would be so proud! How've ya been dude?

[LoungeMachine]

OMG.....



Look what the BCE dragged in..... LOL

[BITEYOASS]

Doing well buddy! But I guess I need to change my profile to put me in MD. Working for the "Industrial Military Complex" again... You would be so proud! How've ya been dude?

Let the eagle soar muthafucka!

[John Ashcroft]

Let the eagle soar muthafucka!

Damn Skippy! BCE still alive and kickin'

[knuckleboner]

who the hell let ashcroft in here?!?!...

[LoungeMachine]

who the hell let ashcroft in here?!?!...

Must've been stuck to my shoe....



I'll wipe better next time.

[John Ashcroft]

Must've been stuck to my shoe....



I'll wipe better next time.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Reportedly dropping out today....