Steel Panther

[Seshmeister]

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The new album, Balls Out is due out on the 18th of October.

[binnie]

It's the same joke, but it made me smile nonetheless.

Def Leppard will undoubtedly cringe when they hear this.............

[Seshmeister]

With slightly different lyrics Def Leppard would be very pleased if they'd written this.

[binnie]

Watch it, Sesh, or you'll Armageddonit!!

[Seshmeister]

Well that's my slight problem with this single.

How do you parody something like that?

It's like trying to satire Sarah Palin, you can't exaggerate it.

[binnie]

I guess you could have a drummer with no arms......

[Seshmeister]

It's very short isn't it.

I wonder if there is a reason for that, they are quite savvy and the first single of the debut album was very short too.

[binnie]

Maybe it's because jokes work best when they're short.

I mean who would want to listen to a 16 minute odyssey entitled 'The Ballad of the Butt-Crack'?

[ToraToraTora]

It's very short isn't it.

I wonder if there is a reason for that, they are quite savvy and the first single of the debut album was very short too.

It might be the radio edit version and theres 2 verses missing full of wank bollocks tit fuck cunt and twat.

I like it though

[High Life Man]

Wait'll you hear "Tongue Punch to the Fart Box".

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

catfood is good on crackers.

[High Life Man]

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistrem,

The GODLESS©®™ have once again brought us this gem!

"It's like a buffet of cocaine, pot, heroin, and sleeping pills… it's like a super hot chick that has a tube coming out of her forehead that Jack Daniels comes out of so when you're fucking her you can drink the Jack Daniels… now that's a fucking hot bitch, and she doesn't talk either or get pregnant, yep, and she's got killer tits and a set of balls… just for that kind of kinky fucking feeling you get… if you're feeling like, you know, fucking mashing your nuts up against another pair of nuts… BALLS OUT©®™, oh, BALLS OUT©®™!!!"

That is all.

Icon©®™

[High Life Man]

Track by track description of the new album. Give them the Grammy RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/news/exclusive-hammer%E2%80%99s-track-by-track-guide-to-the-new-steel-panther-album-2/

[Seshmeister]

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