Steel Panther

[ELVIS]

There is a fine line between stupid and clever.

And Tinfoil Kitty are stupid...

[High Life Man]

They played 'Glory Hole' when I saw them in January. It was still fun, but the jokes have been the same for years now.

And I agree, Sesh. The drinks at the places they play are too god damn expensive.

[binnie]

They played a few and as you say they seemed a little tamer.

The place was sold out and jumping and the audience loved them.

I was much less happy. For a while they have been doing the taped backing vocals thing but now for a few songs they then synced that with the video to the song.

This is a really fucking horrible idea.

There is a fine line between stupid and clever. For me making a joke of the miming thing doesn't work at all. I think the guitar, bass and drums were probably live but when you have video in the background slightly out of time it becomes hugely distracting wondering is the video out of time or is their miming out of time.

I had to fuck off home as I have an insanely early work thing tomorrow so I didn't get a chance to raise it with them.

I'm sure they would have ignored me anyhow as few other people seemed to care too much.

Maybe I'm just grumpy because of the exploitative bar prices at the place which always piss me off, I think I spent about $80 in 2 hours which is irritating.

I think taking the piss out of miming is cool.

I suppose they use their own vids because they figure 'we invested a lot of money in these, so lets get our dollars worth.......'

[High Life Man]

Heard the new album.

Oof. A lot of the songs sound really familiar. A pretty meh effort.

Bukkake Dreams cracked me up, however.

[Weeksy Lee Roth]

Bukakke Tears is a great song and title, I also love If I was the King and Gloryhole
for which Gloryhole has a music video made for it and it's in typical Steel Panther
comedic form and Not Safe For Work

[Seshmeister]

Hahahaha!

www.youtube.com/embed/diYS8jyOcFc

[vandeleur]

Am not a huge fan of theirs but that was funny , if not a bit on the long side for a one trick pony gag . Still pretty funny .

[Von Halen]

I just picked up the deluxe edition of "All You Can Eat".

Is Ralph the lead singer?

[vandeleur]

Shit the chorus is in my head and I can't stop singing it out loud , sure the people on nightshift are gonna appreciate that

[Seshmeister]

I just picked up the deluxe edition of "All You Can Eat".

Is Ralph the lead singer?

Yeah and the only one that isn't wearing a wig...

[binnie]

It's a really, really cool riff.....

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[tobinentinc77]

These guys are the best "new" band out there. Jokes aside the music is killer and catchy as hell. They kick ass live too like a real rock n roll show I've never been disappointed. I hope they keep on trucking for years to come. New album should be out this year or 2020 can't wait!

[David45]

Steel Panther is an American glam metal band.

[Nitro Express]

I gave her the shocker!

[Seshmeister]

"1987"

Appetite for destruction
Blowing us all away
Poison looking so damned good
I wondered if I was gay
Whitesnake making us bang our heads
In the still of the frickin' night
Coverdale banging Tawnie Kitane
And the world all felt just right

1987
I never wanna leave you
When you told me I was in my prime
Why didn't I believe you?
And the music scene will never be the same
But I didn't realize that things could get this lame

Dokken and Lynch were young and hot
They were warriors in a dream
I couldn't understand the loudness dude
But man that guy could scream
Ozzy was on the Crazy Train
Biting heads off bats
It was long before the YouTube trolls
And this bullshit snappy chats

1987
You're always gonna be the best
Like fresh Colombian cocaine
Off a 19 year old breast
And the kids these days will never understand
What it's like to play an instrument and be in a band

Growing out our hair
Gettin' high with girls
Cranking Scorpions and Priest
Everyone in leather
There never was a doubt
In any of our minds that pretty soon
Dave and Eddie
Were getting back together

1987
Where did we go astray?
Back then the friends we had were real
And we saw 'em every day
And no one once got canceled for the things that they say

1987
Will forever be the year
When guys wore more lipstick than girls
And no one seemed to care
And the music that we worshiped will live on
Even after all our heavy metal heroes are gone

[Seshmeister]

Just catching up now with their Valentine's Day release...

[Seshmeister]

[Seshmeister]

Are these dumb TV talent shows not meant to be for new acts?

WAIT, STEEL PANTHER ARE REALLY COMPETING ON ‘AMERICA’S GOT TALENT’ NEXT WEEK?!
Joe DiVita
Published: May 24, 2023
Yes, you read that correctly — everyone's favorite hair metal parody party band Steel Panther will be competing on the new season of hit competition TV show America's Got Talent, which debuts on May 30 on NBC at 8PM local time.

The band, who released their sixth album, On the Prowl, earlier this year, are no strangers to big time TV appearances. Remember that time back in 2018 when they got all confused and showed up on the pre-game broadcast of an NFL Thursday night game featuring the Steelers and the Panthers?



Read More: Steel Panther to Compete on New Season of 'America's Got Talent' | https://loudwire.com/steel-panther-s...edium=referral

[Nitro Express]

Steel Panther is more of a comedy act than a real band. They are too spicy for TV. Their main gimmick is being shamelessly filthy.

[Seshmeister]

Be interesting to see how far they can push it on US network TV which I believe is still pretty stuffy?

The later stages are shown live I think?

[Nitro Express]

Yeah. You still can’t give a chick the shocker and sing about throbbing cocks and sloppy wet joy holes on TV here.

[Seshmeister]

they've been pushing The Spocker recently as a better option.

For reference...

[Nickdfresh]

On AGT right now, and seem to be rockin' the crowd...

Then these stupid fuckers {the show producers) play "We Built This City" by Jefferson Starshit after their performance... I mean, WTF?

[Nickdfresh]

The judges were awed and they made it, they were better than any fucking thing on that stage....

[Seshmeister]

Bit of a kop out doing Eyes of a Tiger and the most PG chat I've ever seen from them.

I almost never see any of these talent show things I think the thing that bugs me most about them are the judges.

Who the fuck is Simon Cowell to judge anything? As a record company man all he 'discovered' were a handful of novelty acts like the Teletubbies and soap stars. Note he wasn't the guy that discovered the TV shows, he was the one that would get them to release a terrible novelty track. His first act Sinnitta a 2 hit wonder he fucked literally and then figuratively.

As for the rest "studded judging panel with global fashion icon Heidi Klum, fan-favorite comedian Howie Mandel and acclaimed actress and international superstar Sofia Vergara". So a swimsuit model and s guy that did the voice in Htrmlind

Sofía Vergara who is admittedly easy on the eye is problematic when judging magic acts because she literally believes in magic!

A recent magician candidate said he was warned about this by the crew and then when he said how long he had been practicing the trick she shouted out that was bullshit because you either have magic powers or you don't.

[Seshmeister]

[Seshmeister]

Hoping for Glory Hole at the next round...

Lyrics
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock and balls
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
Is it a boy or a girl, or a lady-man hermaphrodite?
Honey I don't wanna know,
Who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the Glory Hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about virgin tits
While the beast greases up my pole.
Gonna blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
I know a place down the street just behind Mickey Dee's,
Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please
Where the (...) is all they need to get a job well done
It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun
Baby! I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my cock tonight
I'm going to the Glory Hole
Gonna fuck it with all my might
In my head it's Jessica Biel
I don't care if it's a fucking troll
Gonna blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Come give your cock a chance
No need for romance
Come soil your pants
At the Glory Hole
Come get what you need
Do the dirty deed
Deposit your seed
At the Glory Hole
Feel somebody new
At the Glory Hole
Fill someone with goo
At the Glory Hole
No one judges you
At the Glory Hole
I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my dick today
I'm going to the Glory Hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about virgin tits
While the beast greases up my pole
Gonna blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Blow my load at the Glory Hole
Oh baby here I come!
Oh!
Oh!

[twonabomber]

How are they on AGT? Don't they already have a contract?

[Nickdfresh]

...

Sofía Vergara who is admittedly easy on the eye is problematic when judging magic acts because she literally believes in magic!

...

I'd like to anoint her with the "magic" of my penis, but pretty sure Steel Panther beat me to it!

BTW, I never watch this shit. I ditched cable and it was on broadcast and they mentioned SP coming on so it was kinda cool. The Ukrainian acrobat chicks were pretty "easy on the eyes" as well...

[Von Halen]

Steel Panther can't be Steel Panther on American Television. Not sure what this is all about. Their label must have pulled some strings. I love these guys live though. I hope they win! Oh, and I wish that fraud piece of shit Simon Cowell would die on screen.

[Nitro Express]

Steel Panther can't be Steep Panther on American Television. Not sure what this is all about. Their label must have pulled some strings. I love these guys live though. I hope they win! Oh, and I wish that fraud piece of shit Simon Cowell would die on screen.

They will have to perform new material. Their regular set list contains more filth than a Michigan grade school sex awareness booklet.

[Nickdfresh]

[Nitro Express]

What cheese shit production. Who scripts these shows?

[Terry]

The thing of it is...I thought or just assumed that show...like twona said...isn't that show basically a vehicle for performers who are of an amateur or undiscovered status?

[High Life Man]

"I can see this in Vegas."

Yeah, me too. And I have, multiple times over the past 10 years. Ain't no way Howie doesn't know these guys. They've all been doing there shows there forever and you know they all talk.

This was weird.

[Seshmeister]

Played straight so that no one would know they are a parody?

There are so many of their songs that they can't do and it's all their best ones.

In fact they have been around so long now there are some they have probably dropped from their usual live show because they would cross a line now.

Let me know when they are on next - good chance I could miss it.