Earthquake In Baltimore Md.

[jhale667]

What's absolutely blowing my mind is how some wackos I know who used to be all messed up on drugs now they're all messed up on Jeebus practically have (figuratively speaking) hard-ons thinking this is another sign of the "rapture". I mean, they WANT the world to end, no ifs ands or buts about it. It's disturbing. They don't even put Revelation down long enough to Google the fact that yes, there are tectonic plate shifts on that side of the country too, but they only happen at THAT magnitude like once every 50-100 years...truly delusional.

Best tweet I saw yesterday jokingly said (P)Rick Perry made a statement that "tectonic plate movement is just another theory that's out there..."

[FORD]

If anything unusual caused this earthquake, my vote is going to "man made damage due to the horrible fracking process that's happening all over the eastern part of the country", and not "random acts of a pissed off God in order to fulfill Biblical prophecy"

[chefcraig]

What's absolutely blowing my mind is how some wackos I know who used to be all messed up on drugs now they're all messed up on Jeebus practically have (figuratively speaking) hard-ons thinking this is another sign of the "rapture".

To me the real pisser here is the fact that there were two earthquakes yesterday. The second (that no one seems to be talking about) took place in Colorado, which was felt in Kansas, Omaha, Nebraska and San Diego, California.

Two Strong Earthquakes Shake Country

By Todd Pittenger KSAL

Two strong earthquakes shake different parts of the country in twelve-hours.

According to the United States Geological Survey, the first strong quake hit in Colorado, at around 11:45 MDT Monday night. A 5.3 magnitude earthquake occurred near Trinidad, Colorado. The earthquake caused strong shaking but minor damage.

It was felt throughout the state of Colorado and neighboring states. This earthquake was felt across much of western Kansas and parts of central and south central Kansas. It was even felt as far away as Omaha, Nebraska and San Diego, California.

Colorado is no stranger to earthquakes, but most are small and go unnoticed. According to the USGS, an earthquake in 1882 was the first to cause damage in Denver and is believed to be the largest recorded in the state. That quake was believed to be centered in the Front Range near what is now Rocky Mountain National Park. Its magnitude was estimated to be about 6.6 on the Richter scale. It was felt as far away as Salina, Kansas, and Salt Lake City, Utah.

The USGS says that a second strong quake, measured at a 5.8 magnitude, occurred at 11:51 AM MDT Tuesday morning with the epicenter 41 miles NW of Richmond, Virginia.

There are no reports of major damage or injuries after the rare earthquake in Virginia. There are reports of buildings swaying in Chicago and Cincinnati. Closer to the quake, government buildings in the Washington, DC area were evacuated. Groundings were are in effect at JFK Airport in New York, Newark Airport in New Jersey, Philadelphia International and Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport in Washington, DC.

At this point there are no reports of serious injury or serious damage from the strongest earthquake to hit Virginia since 1897, but buildings and monuments throughout the area are being inspected.

[jhale667]

To me the real pisser here is the fact that there were two earthquakes yesterday. The second (that no one seems to be talking about) took place in Colorado, which was felt in Kansas, Omaha, Nebraska and San Diego, California.

Two Strong Earthquakes Shake Country

By Todd Pittenger KSAL

Two strong earthquakes shake different parts of the country in twelve-hours.

According to the United States Geological Survey, the first strong quake hit in Colorado, at around 11:45 MDT Monday night. A 5.3 magnitude earthquake occurred near Trinidad, Colorado. The earthquake caused strong shaking but minor damage.

It was felt throughout the state of Colorado and neighboring states. This earthquake was felt across much of western Kansas and parts of central and south central Kansas. It was even felt as far away as Omaha, Nebraska and San Diego, California.

Colorado is no stranger to earthquakes, but most are small and go unnoticed. According to the USGS, an earthquake in 1882 was the first to cause damage in Denver and is believed to be the largest recorded in the state. That quake was believed to be centered in the Front Range near what is now Rocky Mountain National Park. Its magnitude was estimated to be about 6.6 on the Richter scale. It was felt as far away as Salina, Kansas, and Salt Lake City, Utah.

The USGS says that a second strong quake, measured at a 5.8 magnitude, occurred at 11:51 AM MDT Tuesday morning with the epicenter 41 miles NW of Richmond, Virginia.

There are no reports of major damage or injuries after the rare earthquake in Virginia. There are reports of buildings swaying in Chicago and Cincinnati. Closer to the quake, government buildings in the Washington, DC area were evacuated. Groundings were are in effect at JFK Airport in New York, Newark Airport in New Jersey, Philadelphia International and Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport in Washington, DC.

At this point there are no reports of serious injury or serious damage from the strongest earthquake to hit Virginia since 1897, but buildings and monuments throughout the area are being inspected.

It's their selective comprehension, dude...no way the crazies can talk about "end times" if they acknowledge another quake the same day...not to mention all the other little ones that happened yesterday...and the one in Northern CA this morning....

[WACF]

It's their selective comprehension, dude...no way the crazies can talk about "end times" if they acknowledge another quake the same day...not to mention all the other little ones that happened yesterday...and the one in Northern CA this morning....

Mention Pangaea to them to ask if any earthquakes happened then too...after I had to explain what Pangaea was to my born again Mother In-Law...and the time frame...the conversation shifted.

[jhale667]

Mention Pangaea to them to ask if any earthquakes happened then too...after I had to explain what Pangaea was to my born again Mother In-Law...and the time frame...the conversation shifted.

Trust me, they're one step away from being flat-earthers....surprised your mother-in-law didn't "rebuke" you when you said the earth was older than 5,000....blasphemer! As for my friend and her wacky cohorts, I feel like just posting this on her FB page and being done with it....lol

[FORD]

I think it was Mike Malloy who mentioned the other quake last night. He also offered his explanation why the east coast quake got the coverage, and the midwest quake did not.

Because the media whores don't work in Colorado or Kansas.

[Seshmeister]

If anything unusual caused this earthquake, my vote is going to "man made damage due to the horrible fracking process that's happening all over the eastern part of the country", and not "random acts of a pissed off God in order to fulfill Biblical prophecy"

c) None of the above

[Blaze]

The media whores are going batshit crazy with their coverage of this thing. Even some of the media whores themselves think so......



Once again, I have no unholy idea how he keeps his job at that shithole.

I see why some people thinks there are lizard people. That guy looks weird. I can't put my finger on it, but something is wrong with his face.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

a $15 trillion check bouncing?

[Jagermeister]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!




The President just issued a statement declaring that the DC quake occuurred on a previously undiscovered fault-line know as "Bush's Fault". The Preident also announced that the Attorney General and Maxine Waters have iniated an investigation into the quakes suspected ties to the Tea Party.

[VanHalener]

Thanks to my Roth Army brother who hooked me up with info on the delicate process of eliminating a scratch on a record. Heading out shortly to get what I need.
~Thanks Holmes~

Another cat I know said to find another copy of the album with a scratch on the opposite side. He said I should glue the two albums together and stop wasting his time asking such a stupid question.

[ThrillsNSpills]

I have never heard of a way to repair a scratched record, and there does not to be a solution on the net. Any of you Rothtards ever heard of a way?


Sammy Hagar's suck moves tectonic plates on Jupiter.

my older brothers and sisters used to bring home great records and treat them horribly and mess them up. What I would do is play the record, then right when the skip happens I push down on the needle and do this repeatedly until the skip was gone. Of course, there was a bit of a whooshing sound even on the bits where the skip was "fixed." Keep in mind these were the days when the GE brand needle weight like 7 grams or something ridiculous. I did a lot of great anti-skip work on toy phonographs. LoL don't mess up your pioneer turntable or technics turntable on this silly shit. Keep in mind I was seven years old when I fixed skips.
Forget I said any of this and get a new vinyl copy for yourself.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Another cat I know said to find another copy of the album with a scratch on the opposite side. He said I should glue the two albums together and stop wasting his time asking such a stupid question.

[Nitro Express]

Did anyone actually carefully put their records back in the paper sleeve when they were a kid? I never did. I was the master at scratching up records. All my Disney records would skip. Peter and the Wolf would repeat every other five words and a careful slap to the side of the record player would fix it. Oh the things kids nowadays are missing.

[VanHalener]

I would say I put them back in their sleeves about 90% of the time. Sometimes the same album would stay on the player for several days, but it was usually the only undressed album in the house.
My brother never left one out, and once in a while I would play his stuff in his room and forget to put an album away. This mistake, made only a few times over the years, would result in a beating, threats of future beatings, and then another beating.
When I put this record on it was played on my USB turntable in the garage. My makeshift dust cover dropped down on the tone arm when the quake hit.
I came a blonde muff hair from throwing the turntable across the room.

[Hardrock69]

I have never heard of a way to repair a scratched record, and there does not to be a solution on the net. Any of you Rothtards ever heard of a way?


Sammy Hagar's suck moves tectonic plates on Jupiter.

1. Put a dime on the needle arm. That way the needle will not skip out of the groove when it hits the scratch.

2. Use a CD.

3. Buy another copy of the vinyl album.

IF you can fix the scratch, more power to ya.

[Hardrock69]

Hate to correct ya Craig, but there were NINETY (90) earthquakes yesterday in the United States:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1VzEVV1YU

[Hardrock69]

Oops....dupe post....

[VanHalener]

I have a dime, but I don't think I can get the bag to stay on without taping it down.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I have a dime, but I don't think I can get the bag to stay on without taping it down.

use a medicine bottle

[Seshmeister]