England By The Boots Of Jonny Wilkinson.
England By The Boots Of Jonny Wilkinson.
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The bastard has too much bending-over experience.
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How Rude.
His idiotic cup handed kicking 'schtick' annoys the hell out of me for some reason. He'll be injured by next week anyway...
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AllBlacks 41 Tonga 10.
Scotland 34 Romania 24.
Fiji 49 Nambia 19.
Bring On The Rest Of The Games.
I think he imagines he is cupping the balls of Will Carling.
England may well be the world's most boring rugby team (as far as watching goes), but I think it's hard to deny Wilkinson's greatness.
They looked woeful for most of the 2007 World Cup but still got to the final - I wouldn't read to much into their flat performance today. They do need to stop switiching the starting team about so much, however.
France - Japan was a good game. I'm surprised by how many points France conceded.
Scotland went to sleep after the first 20 mins and let Romania back into the game. Some great open play though.
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The one to watch is South Africa - Wales tomorrow.
Wales have been on very, very good form. We could be in for an upset....
6 pack Of Root-Beer That SA Beat Them,Big Time.
They're only 4 points up at half time: and Wales have ensured that SA have barely had the ball.
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How Dare You.
BTW...............Get A Really Big Hairy Dog Up You Bin.
An oldie but a goodie...
Rugby World Cup Rules
DEAR WOMEN
*List of Rules (Read and print them)*
1. From 4 Sept to 23 October 2011, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the Rugby World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the Rugby World Cup, the television is mine, the VCR and DVD are all mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse at the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without
distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won’t have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the Rugby World Cup month.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor….it won’t happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12pm and 3pm, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say “get over it, it’s only a game”, or “don’t worry, they’ll win next time”. If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about rugby than me and your so called “words of encouragement” will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying “one” game, hence do not use the Rugby World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to “spend time together”.
8. The replays of the tries are very important I don’t care if I have seen them or I haven’t seen them, I want to see them again. Many times, and record them.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily RWC highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying “but you have already seen this…why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch??”, the reply will be: “Refer to Rule #2 of this list”.
12.And finally, please save your expressions such as “Thank goodness the Rugby World Cup is only every 4 years”. I am immune to these words because after this comes the 2015 RWC etc.
13. Do not complain that my new beard is “scratchy” or makes me “look like a caveman”. Showing my support for the Springboks by growing a beard is more important to me than our relationship. If you don’t love your country as much as me, then that makes me sad, and you should leave. Quietly and during the ads if possible.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Regards,
Men of the World Cup
Cheers!
Last edited by Grant; 09-11-2011 at 04:28 PM.
Dan (09-12-2011)
Amen To That.
What do you think we can read from the opening weekend? Who's looking good?
To me, the Aussies are looking the strongest at this stage. I can't remember the last time a European team turned over Italy like that.
France and South Africa look a little creaky to me. England always look shacky, but I think we have to commend them for beating Argentina (who are a tough side). With Romania and Georgia next, I think we'll see them start to come together.
Thoughts?
Yes,The Mighty AllBlacks To Take It All.
Credit where credit's due. Scotland are going to really struggle with the Argies.
England may play a very dull style of rugby, but it seems to work for them.
Just like 1991, 1995, 1999, 2003, 2007. The Blacks always under-perform on the big stage.....
1987 AllBlacks Win The World Cup England Was Where?
1991 AllBlacks Place 3rd England 2nd
1995 Allblacks Place 2nd England 4th
1999 AlBlacks Place 4th England Where?
2003 AllBlacks Place 3rd England World Cup Winners
2007 AllBlacks Place Where? England 2nd
2011 AllBlacks Place ? England ?
There You Go Bin,That's A Fair Sum Up Of How It Was.
Any More Question?
The fact of the matter is that The All Blacks haven't won since 1987.
I'd actually like them to win, as they play the best style of rugby to watch.
I'm hoping the Scots will show some continued improvement tomorrow. They should win easily enough, but I'd like to see them building and building towards the Argentina game, which should decide the group.
It was definitely possible that Argentina and Scotland could have knocked out the negative miserable English, that looks doubtful now.
I think second place gets New Zealand though and it's definitely possible Scotland could beat England...
Don't seem to have got the hang of playing upside down yet...
The Mighty All-Blacks Kicked Some French Ass Tonight.37-17.
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