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    Newbie to roth army!!!

    So sweet, I bet they shit sugar!

    What's going on everybody!?! Rothaholic here

    Anyone knows where to get some Roth Merch? (don't say ebay...) Also, maybe you have a roth shirt laying around that you want to sell for under 100 bucks that's cool too send it my way!

    Anyone have any word on the new VH album..?

    Does David still have a solo show going on? if so anyone know dates???

    I am a 24 year old film producer out of Austin, Texas

    hit me up if you love the ROTH!
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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi Newton and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
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    Welcome aboard...

    VH has a new album?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Newton View Post
    So sweet, I bet they shit sugar!

    What's going on everybody!?! Rothaholic here

    Anyone knows where to get some Roth Merch? (don't say ebay...) Also, maybe you have a roth shirt laying around that you want to sell for under 100 bucks that's cool too send it my way!

    Anyone have any word on the new VH album..?

    Does David still have a solo show going on? if so anyone know dates???

    I am a 24 year old film producer out of Austin, Texas

    hit me up if you love the ROTH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Newton View Post
    So sweet, I bet they shit sugar!

    What's going on everybody!?! Rothaholic here

    Anyone knows where to get some Roth Merch? (don't say ebay...) Also, maybe you have a roth shirt laying around that you want to sell for under 100 bucks that's cool too send it my way!

    Anyone have any word on the new VH album..?

    Does David still have a solo show going on? if so anyone know dates???

    I am a 24 year old film producer out of Austin, Texas

    hit me up if you love the ROTH!
    Fuck. You.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Newton View Post
    So sweet, I bet they shit sugar!

    What's going on everybody!?! Rothaholic here

    Anyone knows where to get some Roth Merch? (don't say ebay...) Also, maybe you have a roth shirt laying around that you want to sell for under 100 bucks that's cool too send it my way!

    Anyone have any word on the new VH album..?

    Does David still have a solo show going on? if so anyone know dates???

    I am a 24 year old film producer out of Austin, Texas

    hit me up if you love the ROTH!
    Fuck. You.

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    A double post fuck you.

    And step off.

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    So nice Dloc said it twice........
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    BTW........if you have no idea if Dave is putting out a solo album or if CVH is recording an album, I suggest searching the forums before asking redundant questions that have been discussed ad nauseam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    BTW........if you have no idea if Dave is putting out a solo album or if CVH is recording an album, I suggest searching the forums before asking redundant questions that have been discussed ad nauseam.
    A kindler and gentler FUCK YOU.

    And have a nice day. Oh, and welcome as well.

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    My dearest Kwame,

    Hey don't bash the guy for asking before reading. Hell, I do it all the time and you forgive me.

    Love Shoes
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    Yeah but....you're Shoes, that doesn't count:

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    No it is I who am blushing.....

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    Do we invite the new guy?

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    Hell no....

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    We could get Blaze for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    We could get Blaze for him.
    Blazed is already hooked up with Tob the Knob.
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    If she went for one newbie, why not another?

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    Because Blazed and Tob speak the same indecipherable language. This dude communicates like a normal human being.

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    "communicates"
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    oh, and "hello, newton" (all seinfeld style)

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    this newbie only posted once. Maybe, if you guys beg him he will post twice!
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    Yeah we're cruel. BUT LIFE IS CRUEL!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaze View Post
    this newbie only posted once. Maybe, if you guys beg him he will post twice!
    Do the near death story into have a breastage.
    worked for the last new poster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Yeah we're cruel. BUT LIFE IS CRUEL!!!!!
    If the dog in your av could talk, by the looks of his eyes he'd be saying "why me?"

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    I think AV doggie eyes say something more like ..Now you know why, I piss on the carpet, by the side of your bed, you place your feet in every morning.
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    IT"S NOT MY DAMNED DOG!

    My dogs wear much worse things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    IT"S NOT MY DAMNED DOG!

    My dogs wear much worse things.
    Cruel Shoes..?


    This is a double ended joke about the AV doggie, the way women wear to-tight of shoes, and how this fine poster has named her self in refference to foot attire, and how sometimes feet are reffered to as Dogs...it is the depth of concideration placed within the context of delivery and finish that makes for great comedy.

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    nice dog, shoes. :tongue0011:

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    IT"S NOT MY DAMNED DOG!

    My dogs wear much worse things.

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    Hey that's a Christian dog and Shoes put devil ears on it.

    no wonder the thing's conflicted.

    I'm calling the ASPCA.

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    poor thing could be ridin' on a fire truck

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    Could be ridin' your leg too P-bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Could be ridin' your leg too P-bro
    in the words of our beloved kiwi. PANTS ON!

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    Now there's an image......

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    hi i worked with dave on the little aint enough tiour 1991 on the european leg and had the best time jamming with dave and joe holmes .best of times,i was the tour chef and got to spend lots of time with the guys. i hope that they tour again as i would love to see him live again keep on rocking,cheers MAD METAL MIKE.
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    thanx, triple m

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    Wait is this ANOTHER newbie????

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