:ATTENTION WHORE ALERT:
So I go in for routine bloodwork. They say the Liver enzymes are high, let's do the test again. Same result, let's do fasting bloodwork for the following: Isoenzymes, lipid panel, hepatic function and GGT. On the bottom of that order is written "please process ASAP".
SO, asshole that I am, I looked up these tests on the internet. It ain't pretty. Anybody have any background in this stuff, or am I going to walk around for a couple of weeks wondering if I have liver or bone cancer? I need a best case scenario.