One lucky bastard..

**VAiN** · 09-02-2011, 02:41 PM

Just looking at a friends wedding pics and came across this:

Seriously - she is waaaay too hot for this guy.

Thoughts?

**PETE'S BROTHER** · 09-02-2011, 02:51 PM

he has lots o money

**chefcraig** · 09-02-2011, 02:53 PM

Just remember this classic adage: "No matter how mind bogglingly attractive a woman might appear to be, somewhere, there is a guy that has had just about enough of her shit."

**Va Beach VH Fan** · 09-02-2011, 03:19 PM

"Overkicked his coverage" comes to mind...

But Craig ain't bullshitin' either...

**binnie** · 09-02-2011, 03:25 PM

He must be really, really funny.

**Coyote** · 09-02-2011, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by VAiN

Just looking at a friends wedding pics and came across this:

Seriously - she is waaaay too hot for this guy.

Thoughts?

She saw the shlong.

**Nitro Express** · 09-02-2011, 03:30 PM

Take away the blond hair and nice teeth and she's really not that great. She might have a fat ass and saggy tits. You always want to look at a woman's calves. Those don't lie.

**VAiN** · 09-02-2011, 03:31 PM

Yes, you are all correct.. I had the same thoughts myself.. I'll also contribute - she's probably a whore who has banged everything in town and has realized her looks won't last forever and this guy came along and didn't treat her like garbage. Reminds me of an ex.. she's about to marry a dude who isn't on her level, but she's a whore. So you know..

**VAiN** · 09-02-2011, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Nitro Express

You always want to look at a woman's calves. Those don't lie.

You are wise, sir. Grate advice.

**Bob_R** · 09-02-2011, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by Nitro Express

Take away the blond hair and nice teeth and she's really not that great. She might have a fat ass and saggy tits. You always want to look at a woman's calves. Those don't lie.

I know a woman with disgusting calves/legs. You could rip off a leg and use it as an umbrella stand.

**binnie** · 09-02-2011, 03:47 PM

I feel like I've been missing a trick here - what do calves tell us?

**VAiN** · 09-02-2011, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by binnie

I feel like I've been missing a trick here - what do calves tell us?

We have a term here - 'cankles' - think calves + ankles. If a chick has cankles, you're pretty much guaranteed she'll be thick at some point. It's like a time-bomb. A race against nature and time.

**Sensible Shoes** · 09-02-2011, 05:20 PM

Not a good indicator. I have the OPPOSITE of cankles and I'm definitely thicker in other places, at least these days.

**VAiN** · 09-02-2011, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible

Not a good indicator. I have the OPPOSITE of cankles and I'm definitely thicker in other places, at least these days.

Cankles are at least the first line of defense... like an early warning system.

**binnie** · 09-02-2011, 05:31 PM

I have just inspected Mrs binnie and can confirm that she is cankle free.

**Sensible Shoes** · 09-02-2011, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by binnie

I have just inspected Mrs binnie and can confirm that she is cankle free.

fabulous!

**twonabomber** · 09-02-2011, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by Coyote

She saw the shlong.

i was going to guess "hung to his knee."

looks like the guy from Revenge of the Nerds.

**hambon4lif** · 09-02-2011, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by twonabomber

looks like the guy from Revenge of the Nerds.

If he landed her then that nerd definitely got his 'revenge'.

I'd let her sit on my face in church!

**jhale667** · 09-02-2011, 05:47 PM

Originally Posted by VAiN

Cankles are at least the first line of defense... like an early warning system.

You know what they say...if you want to see what your girlfriend is going to look like in 20 years...take a look at her mom.

**PETE'S BROTHER** · 09-02-2011, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by binnie

I have just inspected Mrs binnie and can confirm that she is cankle free.

was she upside down?

**binnie** · 09-02-2011, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER

was she upside down?

Yes: she say's that I look better that way.....

**PETE'S BROTHER** · 09-02-2011, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by binnie

Yes: she say's that I look better that way.....

**sadaist** · 09-02-2011, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by chefcraig

Just remember this classic adage: "No matter how mind bogglingly attractive a woman might appear to be, somewhere, there is a guy that has had just about enough of her shit."

You show me a beautiful woman....

....and I'll show you a guy that's tired of fucking her.

**ODShowtime** · 09-02-2011, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by jhale667

You know what they say...if you want to see what your girlfriend is going to look like in 20 years...take a look at her mom.

I dumped a girl because of that once.

**VAiN** · 09-02-2011, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by ODShowtime

I dumped a girl because of that once.

Nice! Props on the defense there.. I like the commitment.

**SunisinuS** · 09-02-2011, 07:53 PM

It is a Michelle Bachman thing. She wants political office later and he wants more "free" time.

**Hardrock69** · 09-03-2011, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by binnie

I feel like I've been missing a trick here - what do calves tell us?

Moooo

**Hardrock69** · 09-03-2011, 12:22 AM

Hey Pete's Brother....that should say "Sons Of Lombardo - Slayer".

**PETE'S BROTHER** · 09-03-2011, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Hardrock69

Hey Pete's Brother....that should say "Sons Of Lombardo - Slayer".

betcha little texan could make ya one

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