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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4650
    #16
    Originally posted by binnie
    I have just inspected Mrs binnie and can confirm that she is cankle free.
    fabulous!

    Oh dear.

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      • twonabomber
        formerly F A T
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 11201
        #17
        Originally posted by Coyote
        She saw the shlong.
        i was going to guess "hung to his knee."

        looks like the guy from Revenge of the Nerds.
        Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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          • hambon4lif
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2810
            #18
            Originally posted by twonabomber
            looks like the guy from Revenge of the Nerds.
            If he landed her then that nerd definitely got his 'revenge'.

            I'd let her sit on my face in church!

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              • jhale667
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 20929
                #19
                Originally posted by VAiN
                Cankles are at least the first line of defense... like an early warning system.
                You know what they say...if you want to see what your girlfriend is going to look like in 20 years...take a look at her mom.
                Originally posted by conmee
                If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                That is all.

                Icon.
                Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                Originally posted by Isaac R.
                Then it's really true??:eek:

                The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                Originally posted by eddie78
                I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12682
                    #20
                    Originally posted by binnie
                    I have just inspected Mrs binnie and can confirm that she is cankle free.
                    was she upside down?
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • binnie
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2006
                        • 19144
                        #21
                        Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                        was she upside down?
                        Yes: she say's that I look better that way.....
                        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12682
                            #22
                            Originally posted by binnie
                            Yes: she say's that I look better that way.....
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                              • sadaist
                                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 11625
                                #23
                                Originally posted by chefcraig
                                Just remember this classic adage: "No matter how mind bogglingly attractive a woman might appear to be, somewhere, there is a guy that has had just about enough of her shit."


                                You show me a beautiful woman....


                                ....and I'll show you a guy that's tired of fucking her.
                                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                  • ODShowtime
                                    ROCKSTAR

                                    • Jun 2004
                                    • 5812
                                    #24
                                    Originally posted by jhale667
                                    You know what they say...if you want to see what your girlfriend is going to look like in 20 years...take a look at her mom.
                                    I dumped a girl because of that once.
                                    gnaw on it

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                                      • VAiN
                                        Use my hand, I won't look
                                        ROCKSTAR

                                        • Nov 2006
                                        • 5057
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by ODShowtime
                                        I dumped a girl because of that once.
                                        Nice! Props on the defense there.. I like the commitment.
                                        Originally posted by wiseguy
                                        That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                                          • SunisinuS
                                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                                            • May 2010
                                            • 3302
                                            #26
                                            It is a Michelle Bachman thing. She wants political office later and he wants more "free" time.
                                            Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                                              • Hardrock69
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 21833
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by binnie
                                                I feel like I've been missing a trick here - what do calves tell us?
                                                Moooo

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                                                  • Hardrock69
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                    • 21833
                                                    #28
                                                    Hey Pete's Brother....that should say "Sons Of Lombardo - Slayer".

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                                                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Feb 2007
                                                        • 12682
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by Hardrock69
                                                        Hey Pete's Brother....that should say "Sons Of Lombardo - Slayer".
                                                        betcha little texan could make ya one
                                                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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