Just looking at a friends wedding pics and came across this:
Seriously - she is waaaay too hot for this guy.
Thoughts?
Just looking at a friends wedding pics and came across this:
Seriously - she is waaaay too hot for this guy.
Thoughts?
he has lots o money
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Just remember this classic adage: "No matter how mind bogglingly attractive a woman might appear to be, somewhere, there is a guy that has had just about enough of her shit."
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"Overkicked his coverage" comes to mind...
But Craig ain't bullshitin' either...
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He must be really, really funny.
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She saw the shlong.Originally Posted by VAiN
Just looking at a friends wedding pics and came across this:
Seriously - she is waaaay too hot for this guy.
Thoughts?
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
Take away the blond hair and nice teeth and she's really not that great. She might have a fat ass and saggy tits. You always want to look at a woman's calves. Those don't lie.
Yes, you are all correct.. I had the same thoughts myself.. I'll also contribute - she's probably a whore who has banged everything in town and has realized her looks won't last forever and this guy came along and didn't treat her like garbage. Reminds me of an ex.. she's about to marry a dude who isn't on her level, but she's a whore. So you know..
You are wise, sir. Grate advice.
I know a woman with disgusting calves/legs. You could rip off a leg and use it as an umbrella stand.
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I feel like I've been missing a trick here - what do calves tell us?
We have a term here - 'cankles' - think calves + ankles. If a chick has cankles, you're pretty much guaranteed she'll be thick at some point. It's like a time-bomb. A race against nature and time.
Not a good indicator. I have the OPPOSITE of cankles and I'm definitely thicker in other places, at least these days.
Oh dear.
Cankles are at least the first line of defense... like an early warning system.
I have just inspected Mrs binnie and can confirm that she is cankle free.
fabulous!
i was going to guess "hung to his knee."
looks like the guy from Revenge of the Nerds.
If he landed her then that nerd definitely got his 'revenge'.
I'd let her sit on my face in church!
You know what they say...if you want to see what your girlfriend is going to look like in 20 years...take a look at her mom.
was she upside down?
Yes: she say's that I look better that way.....
You show me a beautiful woman....
....and I'll show you a guy that's tired of fucking her.
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I dumped a girl because of that once.
gnaw on it
Nice! Props on the defense there.. I like the commitment.
It is a Michelle Bachman thing. She wants political office later and he wants more "free" time.
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Hey Pete's Brother....that should say "Sons Of Lombardo - Slayer".
betcha little texan could make ya oneHey Pete's Brother....that should say "Sons Of Lombardo - Slayer".
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