Fuck Dave! You guys are crazy, If dave was back in halen they would be playing 500 seat venue's. The public would not buy the bull shit of having this big nose jewish prick bouncing around talking trash. If Dave did not quit Van halen would have been done. Sam saved the day and the band. Now they are the best band in the wourld and it will go down in history as Sammys Van Halen.
Roth can go do his cover tune shit. Lets see him try to sing a Sammy Van Halen tune.
You dumb ass, you can't even spell world correctly.Now they are the best band in the wourld
Now repeat after me:
He's Fat
He's Round
He bounces on the ground
Sammy Hagar
Sammy Hagar
Originally posted by SNIPER
Fuck Dave!
He's not gay...so you're out of luck there...quit getting that shit confused with FatSham and Gary...
Why yes we are, thanks...You guys are crazy
are you kidding me bro...you just showed 1 or 2 things with that statement. 1, you don't know jack about what the general public would want to see more...Santa or Dave...and 2. by the way...if you think Dave's VH would have been satisified with a half-filled Greensboro Coliseum...well...you are insane...it's over for Van Halen with Hagar...before part 2 started. If Roth came back, it would be instant sellout...and if you don't think that...you now stand out here at the Army as knowing absolutely nothing...If dave was back in halen they would be playing 500 seat venue's.
Big nose jewish prick????...lmfao...okay...now we know that you must be what...12 or 13?...The public would not buy the bull shit of having this big nose jewish prick bouncing around talking trash.
HAHAHAHAHHA...I can't believe you took the time away from Sponge Bob to register and post...If Dave did not quit Van halen would have been done. Sam saved the day and the band. Now they are the best band in the wourld and it will go down in history as Sammys Van Halen.
on second thought...I can't believe I postponed a dump to answer it...
Why would ANYONE other than that homo Cherone want to sing that shit that Sammy writes...I mean...jesus christ...why doesn't he just title his songs cliche and leave them like that...Roth can go do his cover tune shit. Lets see him try to sing a Sammy Van Halen tune.
Yeah...I'm sure Dave dreams of sounding like Bette Midler...we'll leave that to Sammy...
thank you for joining us Sniper....great job choosing a shitty B-Movie Tom Berenger movie to name yourself after...lmfao...that will suit you just fine...
and on a sidenote...as far as stirring the shit goes...and people that come over to do it...well...that shit was weak...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
wow SNIPER are you on crack??? 500 seat venues w/Dave??? you must be mentally ill... first of all if dave was back with van halen (by the way never refer to Van Hagar as Van Halen) they would be selling out stadiums for sure... how many people actually showed for the first Van Hagar show in greensboro... if im not mistaken it was like 10,000 and max capacity there is almost 23,000... so fuck you, you have no idea what you're talking about buddy
You have no clue. Van halen has been done since Dave left. sam is nothing but a leach sucking up what Dave helped create. Listen to the Japan 2004 shows . Dave still sounds great. As far as the cover tunes sam has made a living trying to cover Dave ERA SONGS...
THERE IS NO VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH
Sam can sellout on his own. Cant say the same for Dave. Dave needs a Halen cover band to back him up. What a joke this Roth Is. NO TALENT at all. He tried to make VH a cover band with Diver Down, What the fuck was that? Nice Frank cover on Eat Em. Oh yeah need I mention the EP?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Sam can't even sell out Cabo on his own...Originally posted by SNIPER
Sam can sellout on his own. Cant say the same for Dave. Dave needs a Halen cover band to back him up. What a joke this Roth Is. NO TALENT at all. He tried to make VH a cover band with Diver Down, What the fuck was that? Nice Frank cover on Eat Em. Oh yeah need I mention the EP?
and by the way...Sammy has a VH cover band as well...
Sammy is so bad...that he made 3/4th of the greatest band of all time a cliche'd joke...
rock on Sniper...be proud of your Bette Midler cover band...
iF Sam is Bette, Dave must Be Fran.
Mezro will answer John Cena style:Originally posted by SNIPER
Fuck Dave! You guys are crazy, If dave was back in halen they would be playing 500 seat venue's. The public would not buy the bull shit of having this big nose jewish prick bouncing around talking trash. If Dave did not quit Van halen would have been done. Sam saved the day and the band. Now they are the best band in the wourld and it will go down in history as Sammys Van Halen.
Roth can go do his cover tune shit. Lets see him try to sing a Sammy Van Halen tune.
Snap, crackle and pop; your brain pan is obviously not on top.
Dave can sing, dance and chatter like charisma on a silver fucking platter.
His classic six pack is the bomb and he did it while rocking your mom.
Fat Sam Hagar is named after action slacks. He makes the best music while own his back.
History with Dave is in the bag while the Red Rocker got his rep from being on the rag!
Mezro...uhhhhhh word life?
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
i was going to leave you alone, asswiper.Originally posted by SNIPER
Sam can sellout on his own. Cant say the same for Dave. Dave needs a Halen cover band to back him up. What a joke this Roth Is. NO TALENT at all. He tried to make VH a cover band with Diver Down, What the fuck was that? Nice Frank cover on Eat Em. Oh yeah need I mention the EP?
but here goes.
apart from not being able to spell 'world',
if you had a fucking single clue in your shrivelled -up
little fucking trailer park head, it would be lonely.
you are the scum on the dangleberry on the ass of a flea's cunt.
now fuck off, you tool.
i will not be addressing you again.
Oh shit! Now I am fucking in trouble. Big fucking bad Roth Fan gonna bag on my spelling. Holly shit!
Sniper my friend...you are in trouble...and I wish...for your sake that it was based on someone ripping on your spelling...but alas...it's not...
You have some personal trauma going on there bro...I understand...I feel for you...and let me be the first to offer you a hug...
by the way...you must have a lot going on in your life to have created FOUR different names at our site...bwahahahahaha...
awesome stuff moron...that you can't remember passwords and made up e-mails for you other names...
I can reset them for you if you'd like...idiot...
Okay so I am found out. so what?
Oh shit...another one of those guys have crawled in under the wire.Originally posted by POJO_Risin
by the way...you must have a lot going on in your life to have created FOUR different names at our site...bwahahahahaha...
awesome stuff moron...that you can't remember passwords and made up e-mails for you other names...
I can reset them for you if you'd like...idiot...
Mezro...game over man..we are everywhere! Pojo is gonna getcha
Originally posted by SNIPER
Okay so I am found out. so what?
good one..
Anyway, Dave will never sing on another VH album unless its that early non released shit. And that shit sux more then any of the Roth Halen shit.
Get used to Sammy fuckers, he is here to stay so learn to love it. Cross over into the light.
Too funny!! Sniper, if Sam saved Van Halen then why do the albums sales of just 2 Dave-era VH albums overshadow the entire Van Hagar catalog? 500 seat arenas? Nizzle pleaze. That is the MIGHTY Van Halen you're talking about...not Van Hagar, which is Loverboy with a better guitarist.
Im sure you are a smart guy (other then digging Roth) and can figure this out, that time is a key facter here. Which albums have been out longer? Lets wait 10 years for that study.
The singer for Loverboy is slender compared to Sam.Originally posted by Brownsound1
Van Hagar, which is Loverboy with a better guitarist.
Mezro...everybody is at the all you can eat buffet for the weekend
Sam may be a little heavy as he was on the start date of the Ballance tour. He will loose it as he did then. Just thought I would let you know that.
Why so worried about it weight? Do you want to fuck him or something? Gay fucker! Do that shit with Roth!
Dave has covered songs in his career. Van Hagar has people write FOR them. There is a big difference. Eddie says how he would rather bomb with his own songs whenever this is brought up, but he is the one commissioning outside writers, not Dave.
Oh, and I slept with SNIPER's mom
Its only gonna get more lopsided with Vanhagar on the losing end of that one.Originally posted by SNIPER
Which albums have been out longer? Lets wait 10 years for that study.
And in ten years nobodys even gonna remember Vanhagar, Trust me...
Chainsaw Muthuafucka
Well you would think 5150 would have sold about the same as 1984 with that logic.....but it lacks about 4 or 5 million. Plus, how the hell are you going to sell albums when you get a 10th of the airplay that Roth-era VH does. Sure I hear Van Hagar...about once every 10 days or so...Classic VH is always on.Originally posted by SNIPER
Im sure you are a smart guy (other then digging Roth) and can figure this out, that time is a key facter here. Which albums have been out longer? Lets wait 10 years for that study.
Make a point now fuck-stick or, tomorrow you will be back at the links playing "stroke my vagina" with Eddiesfuglyangel.Originally posted by SNIPER
Oh shit! Now I am fucking in trouble. Big fucking bad Roth Fan gonna bag on my spelling. Holly shit!
(What a bunch of twats)
A Mantra for all!Originally posted by Don Corleone
He's Fat
He's Round
He bounces on the ground
Sammy Hagar
Sammy Hagar
It was Eddies idea to cover Pretty Woman, Jerk off.
Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.
Here Sniper let me give you some pictures to Jerk off too. Enjoy
HAHAHAHA!
Nice hair.Ronald McDonald Wannabe
Welcome Home Bare Bones!
Pull your dick out of Sam's ass so you can come back to reality bitch.Originally posted by SNIPER
Fuck Dave! You guys are crazy, If dave was back in halen they would be playing 500 seat venue's. The public would not buy the bull shit of having this big nose jewish prick bouncing around talking trash. If Dave did not quit Van halen would have been done. Sam saved the day and the band. Now they are the best band in the wourld and it will go down in history as Sammys Van Halen.
Roth can go do his cover tune shit. Lets see him try to sing a Sammy Van Halen tune.
GAY LOSER!
Yeah, cunt. That's it. That's logical. Let's see, 1984 has sold twice the amount of copies 5150 has. 5150 was released two years after 1984. That would make 1984 twenty years old and 5150 eighteen years old. So, you're claiming that the fact that 5150 has been out 9/10 the amount of time 1984 has been out accounts for it's selling 1/2 the amount of records?? And wasn't 5150 Van Hagar's best-selling album? And wasn't 1984 not even quite Van Halen's best-selling album (the debut was)?Originally posted by SNIPER
Im sure you are a smart guy (other then digging Roth) and can figure this out, that time is a key facter here. Which albums have been out longer? Lets wait 10 years for that study.
So, I guess what this proves is that your were sick the fourteen years they taught math in your town, huh? Huh, Sniper?
What the fuck kind of name is Sniper, anyway? Do you just have a great target site for bad music and horrible lead singers? Because it's always amazed me whenever someone actually admits to appreciating the "art" of Sammy Hagar.
You are a tool. A loser. And a racist. And you have too much time on your hands. And you're unbelievable ignorant to actually think that the public gives a rat's ass about your bleach blonde sperm whale singer. The only thing any radio station I've been hearing is saying is, "Where's Dave?" I even heard one radio station announcer say, "Van Halen is coming to town. But not the real Van Halen. And since we don't play Sammy Hagar Van Halen on this station, let's spin something off of WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST..."
So...uh...yeah. You and all the other...snicker...Redheads can have a field day listening to your power ballads and "songs that really make you think, man". The rest of us will listen to Van Halen...and if I want to think, maybe I'll put on some Van Morrison or some Dead Kennedys.
Oh, and here's a nice tall glass of tequila in tribute to Sammy Hagar's body soon reaching the actual size of the shitty Cabo Wabo bar.
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Well, you'll have to be investigated by the ENFORCEMENT OF LOSERS WITH WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS police force. Convcition of your crime carries a maximum sentence of BEING FORCED TO TELL PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE SAMMY HAGAR MUSIC. It apparently destroys your chances of ever getting a girl again and also has in many cases been known to make a person's friends all go away...not that you probably have any anyway.Originally posted by SNIPER
Okay so I am found out. so what?
You're a FAGOriginally posted by SNIPER
Fuck Dave! You guys are crazy, If dave was back in halen they would be playing 500 seat venue's. The public would not buy the bull shit of having this big nose jewish prick bouncing around talking trash. If Dave did not quit Van halen would have been done. Sam saved the day and the band. Now they are the best band in the wourld and it will go down in history as Sammys Van Halen.
Roth can go do his cover tune shit. Lets see him try to sing a Sammy Van Halen tune.
Now go back to the links with the rest of the homo's.
Hey Rikk, you might recognize this homo at the links just by the writing style and of course those who migrate here from the links don't have the balls to use their alias from that shithole.Originally posted by Rikk
Yeah, cunt. That's it. That's logical. Let's see, 1984 has sold twice the amount of copies 5150 has. 5150 was released two years after 1984. That would make 1984 twenty years old and 5150 eighteen years old. So, you're claiming that the fact that 5150 has been out 9/10 the amount of time 1984 has been out accounts for it's selling 1/2 the amount of records?? And wasn't 5150 Van Hagar's best-selling album? And wasn't 1984 not even quite Van Halen's best-selling album (the debut was)?
So, I guess what this proves is that your were sick the fourteen years they taught math in your town, huh? Huh, Sniper?
What the fuck kind of name is Sniper, anyway? Do you just have a great target site for bad music and horrible lead singers? Because it's always amazed me whenever someone actually admits to appreciating the "art" of Sammy Hagar.
You are a tool. A loser. And a racist. And you have too much time on your hands. And you're unbelievable ignorant to actually think that the public gives a rat's ass about your bleach blonde sperm whale singer. The only thing any radio station I've been hearing is saying is, "Where's Dave?" I even heard one radio station announcer say, "Van Halen is coming to town. But not the real Van Halen. And since we don't play Sammy Hagar Van Halen on this station, let's spin something off of WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST..."
So...uh...yeah. You and all the other...snicker...Redheads can have a field day listening to your power ballads and "songs that really make you think, man". The rest of us will listen to Van Halen...and if I want to think, maybe I'll put on some Van Morrison or some Dead Kennedys.
Oh, and here's a nice tall glass of tequila in tribute to Sammy Hagar's body soon reaching the actual size of the shitty Cabo Wabo bar.
It seems only the real Van Halen fans do use their links alias like yourself!
Any ideas on who he is, dude? He even could be that unbelievable loser Eddymon. That guy is a tool.Originally posted by VH LINKS SUCKS
Hey Rikk, you might recognize this homo at the links just by the writing style and of course those who migrate here from the links don't have the balls to use their alias from that shithole.
It seems only the real Van Halen fans do use their links alias like yourself!
He will loose that weight through a high protein diet...of Ed's cock and Alex's balls.Originally posted by SNIPER
Sam may be a little heavy as he was on the start date of the Ballance tour. He will loose it as he did then. Just thought I would let you know that.
Why so worried about it weight? Do you want to fuck him or something? Gay fucker! Do that shit with Roth!
Sam can be fat, thin, in shape or ride out on a Rascal mobility scooter. He still sucks filtered shit through a very boring straw.
Mezro..gay fucker? Seems like both you and Sam are creeping out of the closet wearing pre cum lipgloss like a badge of honor
And this makes you special?Originally posted by Roth kills Sam
...Oh, and I slept with SNIPER's mom
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Hey dude, You would have to go into the archives of yesteryear to find anything about Sammy if he had never joined VH. The only reason why his name is mentioned in modern time is because of VAN HALEN, THE BAND THAT DAVE HELPED BUILD. The band that fucker is tearing down. By your comment's though, i would say your about 20 something yrs. old and don't know squat. The only reason people are going to see this abomination of a tour is for ED, AL and Mike, Hell Sammy doesn't even have to show up for the gig and ticket sales would probably double. When Sammy joined and then cherone came in, that pretty much killed all the chemistry and lustre of the band. And also, it's one thing to be a normal guy and stuff everyday but when your fronting VH and look like a over priced waiter in one of the bahamas resorts on stage, there's a fucking problam. aleast pretend that you have some fucking class And a little rock star image. Oh i forgot Sammy couldn't be a rock star in 100 lifetimes.
sammy has never been thin by any means since he has been in Van Hagar!
Dave created Van Halen... Eddie was his guitarist. Dave wrote the lyrics and made all the business decisions... it was his idea to name Van Halen "Van Halen" and ed said it wouldnt work. well ed is still using his name to sell records per Daves idea.
Dave writes the melodies and lyrics and ed wrote the great riffs and solos. to me Dave was a bigger part of what classic Van Halen is than ed ever was.
I dont see what spermmy fans see in the red homo, still it amazes me. guess love has to do with it. lol
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