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  • SNIPER
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jun 2004
    • 2625

    #16
    Anyway, Dave will never sing on another VH album unless its that early non released shit. And that shit sux more then any of the Roth Halen shit.

    Get used to Sammy fuckers, he is here to stay so learn to love it. Cross over into the light.

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    • BrownSound1
      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
      • Mar 2003
      • 3025

      #17
      Too funny!! Sniper, if Sam saved Van Halen then why do the albums sales of just 2 Dave-era VH albums overshadow the entire Van Hagar catalog? 500 seat arenas? Nizzle pleaze. That is the MIGHTY Van Halen you're talking about...not Van Hagar, which is Loverboy with a better guitarist.

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      • SNIPER
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2625

        #18
        Im sure you are a smart guy (other then digging Roth) and can figure this out, that time is a key facter here. Which albums have been out longer? Lets wait 10 years for that study.

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        • Mezro
          Full Member Status

          • May 2004
          • 4128

          #19
          Originally posted by Brownsound1
          Van Hagar, which is Loverboy with a better guitarist.
          The singer for Loverboy is slender compared to Sam.

          Mezro...everybody is at the all you can eat buffet for the weekend
          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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          • SNIPER
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2625

            #20
            Sam may be a little heavy as he was on the start date of the Ballance tour. He will loose it as he did then. Just thought I would let you know that.

            Why so worried about it weight? Do you want to fuck him or something? Gay fucker! Do that shit with Roth!

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            • Roth kills Sam
              Foot Soldier
              • Mar 2004
              • 691

              #21
              Dave has covered songs in his career. Van Hagar has people write FOR them. There is a big difference. Eddie says how he would rather bomb with his own songs whenever this is brought up, but he is the one commissioning outside writers, not Dave.

              Oh, and I slept with SNIPER's mom

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              • Igosplut
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Jan 2004
                • 2793

                #22
                Originally posted by SNIPER
                Which albums have been out longer? Lets wait 10 years for that study.
                Its only gonna get more lopsided with Vanhagar on the losing end of that one.

                And in ten years nobodys even gonna remember Vanhagar, Trust me...
                Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                • BrownSound1
                  ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 3025

                  #23
                  Originally posted by SNIPER
                  Im sure you are a smart guy (other then digging Roth) and can figure this out, that time is a key facter here. Which albums have been out longer? Lets wait 10 years for that study.
                  Well you would think 5150 would have sold about the same as 1984 with that logic.....but it lacks about 4 or 5 million. Plus, how the hell are you going to sell albums when you get a 10th of the airplay that Roth-era VH does. Sure I hear Van Hagar...about once every 10 days or so...Classic VH is always on.

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                  • pete
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 3325

                    #24
                    Originally posted by SNIPER
                    Oh shit! Now I am fucking in trouble. Big fucking bad Roth Fan gonna bag on my spelling. Holly shit!
                    Make a point now fuck-stick or, tomorrow you will be back at the links playing "stroke my vagina" with Eddiesfuglyangel.

                    (What a bunch of twats)

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                    • pete
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3325

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Don Corleone

                      He's Fat
                      He's Round
                      He bounces on the ground
                      Sammy Hagar
                      Sammy Hagar
                      A Mantra for all!

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                      • BARE BONE
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 695

                        #26
                        It was Eddies idea to cover Pretty Woman, Jerk off.
                        Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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                        • BARE BONE
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 695

                          #27
                          Here Sniper let me give you some pictures to Jerk off too. Enjoy
                          Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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                          • BARE BONE
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 695

                            #28
                            HAHAHAHA!
                            Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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                            • BARE BONE
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 695

                              #29
                              Nice hair.Ronald McDonald Wannabe
                              Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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                              • pete
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 3325

                                #30
                                Welcome Home Bare Bones!

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