Ford's Foil Hat

[Heater]

Your opinion reigns above all others. Your smug, know-it-all, superiority disallows anything other than the TRUTH (your truth, the only truth). Taking personally, to the point of tears, observations that are not in line with your life mission. You, the de facto omnipotent one, are chosen to smite those too blind to share your vision. For no vision other than yours is true sight. The burden of perfection is a heavy one. Why do they not understand? Why do they not hear when you cry out, "I am a journalist"?

[ashstralia]

you should be called 'sandy vag'. and putting this in main? fucking lame.

[Matt White]

***flush***

[ThrillsNSpills]

Your opinion reigns above all others. Your smug, know-it-all, superiority disallows anything other than the TRUTH (your truth, the only truth). Taking personally, to the point of tears, observations that are not in line with your life mission. You, the de facto omnipotent one, are chosen to smite those too blind to share your vision. For no vision other than yours is true sight. The burden of perfection is a heavy one. Why do they not understand? Why do they not hear when you cry out, "I am a journalist"?

Few things are as courageous as displaced aggression with an anonymous name at six thirty in the morning miles away when your target is either asleep or a million miles away or both.

[ThrillsNSpills]

there, now the thread isn't a total waste.

[clarathecarrot]

Nobody has said he doesn't have one...? Uh ...Uh ...am I rite...and that airplane food am I rite I mean c'mon it's awfull am I Rite!

I have one, that protects me from, The Them.




Free Your Carrot
Love Your Monkey

[chefcraig]

A journalist? I could have sworn FORD sold insurance to beer distributors.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

foil hats get too hot

[FORD]

Poor Bleater..... just frustrating as Hell when your disruption gets shot down, ain't it? Guess you need to go outside and play with the swings again......

[Heater]

Well written. Most of your prose, as you have said, is above and beyond what many are able to grasp. It is easy to see how you meet every deadline, "front page again?", God You have a gift, the only wrong to come from you would be if you didn't tolerate while enlightening. Thank You.

[VAiN]

[Diamondjimi]

Poor Bleater..... just frustrating as Hell when your disruption gets shot down, ain't it? Guess you need to go outside and play with the swings again......

Ford. Why is it that you and Lounge are the lucky bastards whose fans dedicate threads to?

[Blaze]

Well written. Most of your prose, as you have said, is above and beyond what many are able to grasp. It is easy to see how you meet every deadline, "front page again?", God You have a gift, the only wrong to come from you would be if you didn't tolerate while enlightening. Thank You.

toB??

[ThrillsNSpills]

[jhale667]

Ford. Why is it that you and Lounge are the lucky bastards whose fans dedicate threads to?

Still beats stalkers....lol

[hambon4lif]

Greatest......Video........EVER!!!

[chefcraig]

Greatest......Video........EVER!!!

I seriously thought about signing in again with an alias just so I could thank you twice. Well done, sir. That made my day.

[FORD]

A journalist? I could have sworn FORD sold insurance to beer distributors.

And on occasion, I'm also a marine biologist.....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

and you wanna be my latex salesman......

[FORD]

Ford. Why is it that you and Lounge are the lucky bastards whose fans dedicate threads to?

Goddamned if I know. Sad thing is, it's always the male sheep psychos. If it was psycho females dedicating threads to me, I'd be more comfortable with it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

you are assuming bleater is a male

[FORD]

The fact that Bleater constantly spews his fantasies about David Lee Roth being "gay" establishes his own identity as a gay male.



...not that there's anything wrong with that.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

you are so intuitive

[chefcraig]

And on occasion, I'm also a marine biologist...

Then you really should pick up some of Randy Wayne White's novels set on the lower west coast of Florida. The main character is named Doc Ford, a man who studies marine life, is a former government operative and often calls on the skills of both when solving mysteries or saving friends in peril. It's a highly entertaining series of books, and well worth the time spent reading them.

[FORD]

Sounds like a premise for a USA cable series. I'm surprise they haven't tried it yet.

Actually, it seems the Comcast/Universal empire sends all their best writers to the USA channel now. I'd take "White Collar" or "Royal Pains" over any of the newer shows on the NBC network itself.