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    Exclamation Heil-ly Shit! Did Hitler Fake His Death And Move to South America??

    Hitler lived to 73 in South America, book claims
    The West Australian October 18, 2011, 7:50 am



    A new book claims Adolf Hitler faked his death and escaped to Argentina with Eva Braun in 1945.

    Grey Wolf: The Escape of Adolf by British authors Gerrard Williams and Simon Dunstan says Hitler and Braun had two daughters before Hitler died in 1962 at the age of 73.

    "They refute the widely accepted view that the Fuhrer shot himself in his Berlin bunker on April 30, 1945, and Braun committed suicide by taking cyanide," Britain's The Daily Mail reported.

    "Instead, they claim, there is 'overwhelming evidence' to suggest that the couple escaped at the end of the Second World War for a new life in a Nazi-controlled enclave in Fascist Argentina."

    "The book also claims American intelligence officials were complicit in the escape, in return for access to war technology developed by the Nazis.

    "It also says that skull fragments thought to be those of Hitler currently held by the Russians are actually that of a young woman under the age of 40. Hitler was 56 when he died."

    Mr Williams, a historian and journalist, said he and Mr Dunstan did not want to re-write history.

    "But the evidence we've discovered about the escape of Adolf Hitler is just too overwhelming to ignore," he said.

    "There is no forensic evidence for his, or Eva Braun's deaths, and the stories from the eyewitnesses to their continued survival in Argentina are compelling."

    Mr Williams and Mr Dunstan claim a body double took Hitler's place and an actress stood in for Braun on April 27, giving the couple the opportunity to escape.

    But leading historian Guy Walters said the book's claims were "2000 per cent rubbish".

    Mr Walters said claims that Hitler lived in South America until the 1960s were the "worst sort of junk history" that relied on "dubious secondary sources".

    "The theory that Hitler survived rubbishes decades of research by proper historians and intelligence officers," he said.

    "The two authors should be ashamed of themselves for peddling this kind of utter nonsense. It's simply unbelievable that publishers would give them the time of day.

    "It's an absolute disgrace. There's no substance to it at all. It appeals to the deluded fantasies of conspiracy theorists and has no place whatsoever in historical research.

    "There have been thousands of theories over the years that Hitler might have escaped but they are nothing more than parlour games.

    "The evidence that Hitler was killed in simply overwhelming. For these authors to claim otherwise is simply staggering."
    However, Mr Walters said the authors had correctly stated that the skull taken by the Russians was not Hitler's.

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    surely satan would know the truth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    "The evidence that Hitler was killed in simply overwhelming.

    Not really.



    But the Argentina angle is funny. it reminds me of tabloid covers with a picture of an aged Hitler in there back in the early-mid 1980's. I'd see them at the check out line in the grocery store.
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    God save Martin Boorman and Nazis on the run
    They wasn't being wicked, God, that was their idea of fun.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    surely satan would know the truth?
    Yeah, but we haven't heard from him lately. I heard a rumor that he's working with Steve Jobs now on Mac OS666 or whatever, so he might be busy for a while.

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    Hitler's cryogenically frozen body is probably being kept alive on the Bush ranch in Paraguay. They will revive it when their agent Barrack Obama has finally destroyed the United States and they usher in the New World Order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Yeah, but we haven't heard from him lately. I heard a rumor that he's working with Steve Jobs now on Mac OS666 or whatever, so he might be busy for a while.
    too soon, mate.

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    Uh-huh. Next up, that whole JFK/Dallas thing was just an elaborate way for him to get some quality time with Marilyn Monroe. Of course, her death was faked as well, thus creating believability.










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    It's annoying how you get these articles these days in the tabloid press where they make a crazy claim in the title of their own piece before explaining why it's shit.

    I suppose we should be thankful at least they do point out it's shit in the second half but the headline should be 'Idiots bring out stupid fake book about Hitler to try and make money from the huge gravy train of Nazi publishing'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Uh-huh. Next up, that whole JFK/Dallas thing was just an elaborate way for him to get some quality time with Marilyn Monroe. Of course, her death was faked as well, thus creating believability.

    I used to be a summer river guide on the middle fork of the salmon river. I took Caroline Kennedy's party down the river one summer. I should have asked her about the faked death ploy but then that would have been rude and I don't think it would have gone over too well.

    For the record I was expecting some snotty snobs on the trip but they turned out to be really nice people.

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    Hitler is still alive. He just changed his name to Dick Cheney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Hitler is still alive. He just changed his name to Dick Cheney.

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    I have been in touch with the author of that book. He says he cannot get a publisher in the US interested in publishing the book. I replied that surely there would be ONE publisher at least who would publish it in English, but I never got any further reply from him.

    Would not surprise me. There is no definitive proof that Hitler died in Berlin in April 1945.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    ...There is no definitive proof that Hitler died in Berlin in April 1945.
    Most important his political power died at this point...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    surely satan would know the truth?
    They say the memory is the first thing to go, even when your life expectancy is well beyond that of mortals, so after 45,000 years, mine is really starting to fade. I'll be damned if I can remember exactly when Adolf arrived, but he's definitely been here a while now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    I have been in touch with the author of that book. He says he cannot get a publisher in the US interested in publishing the book. I replied that surely there would be ONE publisher at least who would publish it in English, but I never got any further reply from him.

    Would not surprise me. There is no definitive proof that Hitler died in Berlin in April 1945.
    There actually is quite a bit of "proof" he died, and that furthermore, getting out of the bunker wasn't all that easy. Hitler also had severe afflictions such as Parkinson's and quite possibly a life-long bought with a sexually transmitted disease. What would even have been the point of fleeing?

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    i have been digging that 'ancient aliens' show on the history channel... the dude who sounds like mr. mackey, mmkay? great point etienne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    i have been digging that 'ancient aliens' show on the history channel... the dude who sounds like mr. mackey, mmkay? great point etienne.
    Ancient Aliens really is a cool show. They can make the most preposterous leaps and still make them sound believable. But that one guy with the gravity defying hair (Giorgio A. Tsoukalos) has an alien-like ability to get on my very last nerve.


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    Brethren and Sistren,

    I have it on good authority that Hitler did indeed escape, was brought out of cryo a few years ago, and after pigmentation treatment, purchased a minority position in the Charlotte Bobcats.

    That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Etienne View Post
    Most important his political power died at this point...
    Uh, no it did not. It simply got transferred to the Republican Party in the US.

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    Who knew learning about Hitler could be so educational? Hitler was a little weird?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Who knew learning about Hitler could be so educational?
    Who knew learning about Hitler could be so....arousing?

    I have to go watch more clips from this one...she makes me wanna....learn stuff.

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    mmmm, yeah baby!!!!

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    I can't watch this on my crummy dialup. Is it like nakednews.com, where she sits there talking about Hitler while she strips naked?

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    Nah, she isn't naked. But you can see just enough of her legs and tits to imagine what she might look like if she were. And the term "DSL" comes to mind (and no, I'm not talking about the alternative to broadband cable)

    In other words, it's like FAUX News, without all the hysterical right wing screaming. Actually, she would fit in well on RTV next to Aloyna. Or both of them next to me.

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    HR, she is very beautiful.

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    I can see the still image of her, so yes she is fucking hot. Just that it takes me 45 minutes to download a 3 megabyte file where I live. Am unemployed right now, so do not have broadband connection at work to fall back on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    HR, she is very beautiful.
    Really? A "C" average college student majoring in some worthless degree like communications does it for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaze View Post








    I've actually been to Antarctica. I didn't see Hitler there. Just lots of penguins and man does penguin shit stink. You would think the air would smell great down there but that penguin shit pollutes it badly.

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    Have you been to the secret moon base on the dark side of the moon yet? I mean, you have been everywhere and done everything. Just thought I would ask.

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    I have. Back when I was still active in practicing Tang Soo Do I used to fight Nazi's on the moon all the time.


    No, seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Have you been to the secret moon base on the dark side of the moon yet? I mean, you have been everywhere and done everything. Just thought I would ask.
    Yeah, I know. I was about to ask Nitro where he HAS NOT been.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    Yeah, I know. I was about to ask Nitro where he HAS NOT been.
    Australia, New Zealand, India, the only part of Africa I have been to is Egypt. Saudi Arabia (tried to get in but was denied a visa every time).

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