How I miss the good ole' days..

[Sensible Shoes]

...when I used to get drunk and post things that a girl should never post. Boy that was fun.

[SunisinuS]

Do it! I promise I will make you breakfast!

[Sensible Shoes]

Well Kristy just posted about her and Chris Whitely and some other guy and wouldn't it make a great Kristy sandwich. I used to say things like that. I used to be FUN.

[SunisinuS]

Maybe Sensible Flip Flops on occasion?

We still root fer ya!

[Sensible Shoes]

Shoes would only flip flop for one very special person.

Anyway, the night my divorce was final, I offered a blowjob for the first to get there before midnight. I of course knew that nobody would make it by midnight. Well one person could have but he didn't see it.

[Dan]

Bring Back 70's Style Bush.

[Little Texan]

Bring Back 70's Style Bush.

[Blaze]

Holy Jeroosaphats! That is lmao funny for some reason.

[fifth element]

...when I used to get drunk and post things that a girl should never post. Boy that was fun.

what things should a girl never post? :confused:

[twonabomber]

Shoes would only flip flop for one very special person.

Anyway, the night my divorce was final, I offered a blowjob for the first to get there before midnight. I of course knew that nobody would make it by midnight. Well one person could have but he didn't see it.

i remember that one.

[Hardrock69]

Gee whiz.

Come on Shoes. Post some more nasty stuff.

We won't hold it against ya!

[ZahZoo]

I remember those days... fun times!!

So did you give up the drinking or just the posting of silly stuff?

[Sensible Shoes]

Neither! But I will have to crack a bottle of something before I debark on explanations of why men shouldn't be afraid of tasting their own semen. Warf loved that one. Or actually, he didn't. REALLY didn't.

[clarathecarrot]

Well ,I used to say things like that. I used to be FUN.

[lesfunk]

Hey Shoes, there's a new wine on the market just perfect for you. It's called "Sassy Bitch". One of the groups I play with may be doing some events promoted by them in the future. i'll get a bottle of cab for you so you can give it your endorsement.

[Terry]

Wow...

...always thought Shoes, Sensible was a guy...

Knowing that she isn't somehow makes all those smutty pm's he/she used to send me slightly less disturbing (although oddly slightly less stimulating as well [?] ).

[Coyote]

For some reason, this popped in my head...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q

[ZahZoo]

Wow...

...always thought Shoes, Sensible was a guy...

Where you been Terry?

No secret Shoes is all girl... not to mention one of the few real nationally known celebrities that posts here.

[Sensible Shoes]

not to mention one of the few real nationally known celebrities that posts here.

Have I been upgraded by the rags again?

[Sensible Shoes]

I am Ace Diamond.

[Sensible Shoes]

Hey Shoes, there's a new wine on the market just perfect for you. It's called "Sassy Bitch". One of the groups I play with may be doing some events promoted by them in the future. i'll get a bottle of cab for you so you can give it your endorsement.

Eddie and I love Cabs! Can't wait!

[Little Texan]

Wow...

...always thought Shoes, Sensible was a guy...

Knowing that she isn't somehow makes all those smutty pm's he/she used to send me slightly less disturbing (although oddly slightly less stimulating as well [?] ).

She IS a guy...she's Ace Diamond.

[ZahZoo]

Have I been upgraded by the rags again?

I was basing the statement on your legacy... unless the kids have been making news again..?

[Sensible Shoes]

No the kids are off the grid right now.

[Sensible Shoes]

Y'all are not making it easy to be dirty minded. It's going to take L.F.'s bottle of cab to really get this going, isn't it?

I suggest anal sex as a good topic of discussion.

[clarathecarrot]

I wasn't going to write this, but you already know I have, a dirty little mind... every time I saw your name listed as a new post on this thread as I clicked on it I was hoping to see some titties..however unlike DAN! .. pants are not around ankles .. maybe that's my problem.. ok I'm back ..pants are on..should be wearing underwear...HOW DOES THIS WORK!!!

[Nitro Express]

Anal sex this early in the morning? No underwear? A good way to go if you want skid marks on your pants. Unless you are worried about showing panty lines, just wear the undies.

[clarathecarrot]

I miss panty lines and a hot executive chick walking away from me,.. the occassional... were those garter lines running up her pants legs.?/...hmmmm perhaps shoes should get those dainties out of the drawer and pour a glass of that wine..?

[Sensible Shoes]

Dainties these days are sweats. But if I break out the wine, I would just ditch the clothing altogether.

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.

[Nitro Express]

I hear ya. I used to have a administrative assistant that was a goddess. Damn she was one hot momma. Loved those panty lines! There's the women that you go, "oh she's cute." Then there are the ones that are fucking goddesses. They blow your mind with their beauty. The kind of woman that can make a man shoot his load just by peeling a stocking off and you fly to Pluto when the panties peel down.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Dainties these days are sweats. But if I break out the wine, I would just ditch the clothing altogether.

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.

i have been with two chicks back in the day that were "troopers"

[chefcraig]

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.

Do you mean from the pitchers, the catchers or a combination of the two?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i have been with two chicks back in the day that were "troopers"

the first offered it up, i obliged. the second was a "that's not the right whole, but if you wanna go there....." type of thing. the end

[clarathecarrot]

Dainties these days are sweats. But if I break out the wine, I would just ditch the clothing altogether.

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.

how to primer..??...hmmmm..?? let's see umm...??

you see ....umm...uh.. the man....well..llll... there are these birds and bees....ummm..??

and then the woman make a sammiches, and they lived happilie ever after...in the end.

[Sensible Shoes]

LMAO. Well lessee. I'm going to assume that none of the men here are catchers. From the women's point of view, we'd all be catchers and I don't know if Kristy or Blaze wants to discuss this topic. So the answer is both, with the supposition that we will hear from more pitchers than catchers!

[Sensible Shoes]

See I knew I could get you to slide into this topic.

[twonabomber]

Blaze will just copy and paste some article from Cosmo.

[chefcraig]

Blaze will just copy and paste some article from Cosmo.

This will save time, plus you won't have to decipher a bunch of inane dribble to get to the link: Cosmopolitan - I want to try anal sex

[hambon4lif]

Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.

I've only bent one in a chicks ass twice....
The first time was because she owed me money, and the second time was because it turned out it was the only hole she had that was tighter than the one on her face....

I've always considered it more of a hate-crime.

[Sensible Shoes]

Now see, that's just wrong when it doesn't have to be an invasive poke. Question is - did you LIKE it?