...when I used to get drunk and post things that a girl should never post. Boy that was fun.
...when I used to get drunk and post things that a girl should never post. Boy that was fun.
Oh dear.
Do it! I promise I will make you breakfast!
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Well Kristy just posted about her and Chris Whitely and some other guy and wouldn't it make a great Kristy sandwich. I used to say things like that. I used to be FUN.
Maybe Sensible Flip Flops on occasion?
We still root fer ya!
Shoes would only flip flop for one very special person.
Anyway, the night my divorce was final, I offered a blowjob for the first to get there before midnight. I of course knew that nobody would make it by midnight. Well one person could have but he didn't see it.
Bring Back 70's Style Bush.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
Holy Jeroosaphats! That is lmao funny for some reason.
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Gee whiz.
Come on Shoes. Post some more nasty stuff.
We won't hold it against ya!
I remember those days... fun times!!
So did you give up the drinking or just the posting of silly stuff?
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Neither! But I will have to crack a bottle of something before I debark on explanations of why men shouldn't be afraid of tasting their own semen. Warf loved that one. Or actually, he didn't. REALLY didn't.
Hey Shoes, there's a new wine on the market just perfect for you. It's called "Sassy Bitch". One of the groups I play with may be doing some events promoted by them in the future. i'll get a bottle of cab for you so you can give it your endorsement.
Wow...
...always thought Shoes, Sensible was a guy...
Knowing that she isn't somehow makes all those smutty pm's he/she used to send me slightly less disturbing (although oddly slightly less stimulating as well [?] ).
Scramby eggs and bacon.
For some reason, this popped in my head...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q
I am Ace Diamond.
No the kids are off the grid right now.
Y'all are not making it easy to be dirty minded. It's going to take L.F.'s bottle of cab to really get this going, isn't it?
I suggest anal sex as a good topic of discussion.
I wasn't going to write this, but you already know I have, a dirty little mind... every time I saw your name listed as a new post on this thread as I clicked on it I was hoping to see some titties..however unlike DAN! .. pants are not around ankles .. maybe that's my problem.. ok I'm back ..pants are on..should be wearing underwear...HOW DOES THIS WORK!!!
Anal sex this early in the morning? No underwear? A good way to go if you want skid marks on your pants. Unless you are worried about showing panty lines, just wear the undies.
I miss panty lines and a hot executive chick walking away from me,.. the occassional... were those garter lines running up her pants legs.?/...hmmmm perhaps shoes should get those dainties out of the drawer and pour a glass of that wine..?
Dainties these days are sweats. But if I break out the wine, I would just ditch the clothing altogether.
Now back to anal. I was thinking more of a how to primer. I get the idea that most of you around here just talk tough about it, and few try. I would like to hear some experiences.
I hear ya. I used to have a administrative assistant that was a goddess. Damn she was one hot momma. Loved those panty lines! There's the women that you go, "oh she's cute." Then there are the ones that are fucking goddesses. They blow your mind with their beauty. The kind of woman that can make a man shoot his load just by peeling a stocking off and you fly to Pluto when the panties peel down.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
LMAO. Well lessee. I'm going to assume that none of the men here are catchers. From the women's point of view, we'd all be catchers and I don't know if Kristy or Blaze wants to discuss this topic. So the answer is both, with the supposition that we will hear from more pitchers than catchers!
See I knew I could get you to slide into this topic.
Blaze will just copy and paste some article from Cosmo.
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This will save time, plus you won't have to decipher a bunch of inane dribble to get to the link: Cosmopolitan - I want to try anal sex
Now see, that's just wrong when it doesn't have to be an invasive poke. Question is - did you LIKE it?
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