Earliest opening ski season on record

[Nitro Express]

Jackson Hole opened the earliest it ever has in it's history. Some resorts in Utah had skiing over the Forth of July. In fact, ten years of drought had made our glaciers disappear and now they are coming back. Down in the valley it just seems like normal winter weather. The snow is up in the mountains if you want to play in it but down where people live it's not too bad. Not a bad combination.

[ZahZoo]

Diamond Dave has always been more supportive of snow than Hagar...

[hambon4lif]

That's true.
Dave would just put on a pair of skis.
And even though Sam is a mountain of fucking blubber, the snow would be just one more thing he'd incessantly bitch about.

[Sensible Shoes]

Sam generates so much heat from his blubber that he'd melt the snow, thus spoiling something else that's good besides Dave's reunion with VH and the impending album release.

[Nitro Express]

Sam generates so much heat from his blubber that he'd melt the snow, thus spoiling something else that's good besides Dave's reunion with VH and the impending album release.

They should haul Sam's ass off to clear the roads next time the big blizzard hits. He spews enough hot air to clear Minnesota during record snowfall.

[Nitro Express]

My youngest daughter still believes The Grinch lives up in the mountains overlooking our city. I stand guilty of filling her head with such stuff.

[Sensible Shoes]

If you color Spammy Green, he could be a great Grinch!

[Nitro Express]

I always thought Sam looked more like Heat Miser.

[Kristy]

Diamond Dave has always been more supportive of snow than Hagar...

Oh, I don't know. Depends upon what type of snow we're talking about here exactly

[ZahZoo]

Oh, I don't know. Depends upon what type of snow we're talking about here exactly

Well ole Nitro proved he was human and originally posted this in main... had to have been in reference to a Peruvian product I'm sure...

[chefcraig]

If you color Spammy Green, he could be a great Grinch!

With regard to the treatment of the VH fan base, this character presents a scarier picture...

[Nitro Express]

Well ole Nitro proved he was human and originally posted this in main... had to have been in reference to a Peruvian product I'm sure...

I wish. Damn, there would be hundreds of trillions of dollars all over the ground. I could go on one hell of a vacation with one shovel full.

[Sensible Shoes]

Snow up the nose is so very cold!

[BITEYOASS]

Time to break out the snowboard and ruin some snobby yuppie skier's day!

[Nitro Express]

Time to break out the snowboard and ruin some snobby yuppie skier's day!

Oh boo hoo hoo. You guys chop up the fresh powder!

[Sensible Shoes]

Same as hockey players screwing up the ice.

[Nitro Express]

I was a hockey player and I stand guilty! Fortunately our ice rink had a zamboni to hide the evidence.

[Sensible Shoes]

Yeah Zamboni's can't do anything at the end of a long season where the goal crease has been scraped out repeatedly. Gotta look out for that dip in the ice when you're flying backwards at 90 mph trying to do a lutz. Those boards hurt.