Jackson Hole opened the earliest it ever has in it's history. Some resorts in Utah had skiing over the Forth of July. In fact, ten years of drought had made our glaciers disappear and now they are coming back. Down in the valley it just seems like normal winter weather. The snow is up in the mountains if you want to play in it but down where people live it's not too bad. Not a bad combination.
Earliest opening ski season on record
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That's true.
Dave would just put on a pair of skis.
And even though Sam is a mountain of fucking blubber, the snow would be just one more thing he'd incessantly bitch about.Comment
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Sam generates so much heat from his blubber that he'd melt the snow, thus spoiling something else that's good besides Dave's reunion with VH and the impending album release.
Oh dear.
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They should haul Sam's ass off to clear the roads next time the big blizzard hits. He spews enough hot air to clear Minnesota during record snowfall.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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My youngest daughter still believes The Grinch lives up in the mountains overlooking our city. I stand guilty of filling her head with such stuff.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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I always thought Sam looked more like Heat Miser.
Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-28-2011, 01:54 PM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen HawkingComment
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I wish. Damn, there would be hundreds of trillions of dollars all over the ground. I could go on one hell of a vacation with one shovel full.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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