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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32798

    Earliest opening ski season on record

    Jackson Hole opened the earliest it ever has in it's history. Some resorts in Utah had skiing over the Forth of July. In fact, ten years of drought had made our glaciers disappear and now they are coming back. Down in the valley it just seems like normal winter weather. The snow is up in the mountains if you want to play in it but down where people live it's not too bad. Not a bad combination.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!
  • ZahZoo
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 8961

    #2
    Diamond Dave has always been more supportive of snow than Hagar...
    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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    • hambon4lif
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Jun 2004
      • 2810

      #3
      That's true.
      Dave would just put on a pair of skis.
      And even though Sam is a mountain of fucking blubber, the snow would be just one more thing he'd incessantly bitch about.

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      • Sensible Shoes
        Full Member Status

        • Oct 2009
        • 4650

        #4
        Sam generates so much heat from his blubber that he'd melt the snow, thus spoiling something else that's good besides Dave's reunion with VH and the impending album release.

        Oh dear.

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798

          #5
          Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
          Sam generates so much heat from his blubber that he'd melt the snow, thus spoiling something else that's good besides Dave's reunion with VH and the impending album release.
          They should haul Sam's ass off to clear the roads next time the big blizzard hits. He spews enough hot air to clear Minnesota during record snowfall.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Nitro Express
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 32798

            #6
            My youngest daughter still believes The Grinch lives up in the mountains overlooking our city. I stand guilty of filling her head with such stuff.
            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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            • Sensible Shoes
              Full Member Status

              • Oct 2009
              • 4650

              #7
              If you color Spammy Green, he could be a great Grinch!

              Oh dear.

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798

                #8
                I always thought Sam looked more like Heat Miser.

                Last edited by Nitro Express; 11-28-2011, 01:54 PM.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Kristy
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 16338

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ZahZoo
                  Diamond Dave has always been more supportive of snow than Hagar...
                  Oh, I don't know. Depends upon what type of snow we're talking about here exactly

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                  • ZahZoo
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 8961

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Oh, I don't know. Depends upon what type of snow we're talking about here exactly
                    Well ole Nitro proved he was human and originally posted this in main... had to have been in reference to a Peruvian product I'm sure...
                    "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                    • chefcraig
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 12172

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                      If you color Spammy Green, he could be a great Grinch!
                      With regard to the treatment of the VH fan base, this character presents a scarier picture...










                      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                      ― Stephen Hawking

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32798

                        #12
                        Originally posted by ZahZoo
                        Well ole Nitro proved he was human and originally posted this in main... had to have been in reference to a Peruvian product I'm sure...
                        I wish. Damn, there would be hundreds of trillions of dollars all over the ground. I could go on one hell of a vacation with one shovel full.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Sensible Shoes
                          Full Member Status

                          • Oct 2009
                          • 4650

                          #13
                          Snow up the nose is so very cold!

                          Oh dear.

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                          • BITEYOASS
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6531

                            #14
                            Time to break out the snowboard and ruin some snobby yuppie skier's day!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                              Time to break out the snowboard and ruin some snobby yuppie skier's day!
                              Oh boo hoo hoo. You guys chop up the fresh powder!
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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