She's uh..in between her dick mitten phase.Originally Posted by Nitro Express
She's uh..in between her dick mitten phase.
Hey count yourself lucky! I had four dysfunctional parents to deal with. Only one left now, a born again christian. But it that isn't enough, two half sisters who are also born again, and a half sister who's a Wiccan.
Oh dear.
I have no snappy comeback for that.
Oh c'mon make something up!
In the meantime, where the hell is hambon4lif? I think the e was just busted on his keyboard, anybody with me?
I don't know. Growing up Mormon we were told the Catholic church was the church of Satan. Brigham Young called it the whore of all whores. So a Catholic woman being married to Satan would be right in there with what I was told growing up. LOL!
Geez... Thanksgiving must be a riot at your house.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Ok. I think I get the concept.Dick Mitten 53 up, 6 down
adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.
alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.
So where are all these Catholic whores at? Send a bus load of them over a cliff or something.
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Now hold on a damned minute..... that DNA test was negative!
We only converse over the internets. It's for the better.Geez... Thanksgiving must be a riot at your house.
Clearly you had that fixed.Now hold on a damned minute..... that DNA test was negative!
I got corrupted by one of them when I was in high school.So where are all these Catholic whores at? Send a bus load of them over a cliff or something.
Das Puke!
Well it was always making sure the Car door was Open and not just the window down when you sang "Home on the Range" at the top your your puke lungs.
That way...one false step and your socks were too loose......
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
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It is good to know that I have a Trademark on a Solar Powered Nasal Spray.
IPO: December 14, 2012!
Last edited by SunisinuS; 11-29-2011 at 03:29 AM. Reason: Will cure that right up!
mine is from an ancient esoteric mesopotamian parable.
ash - stralia.
Ok, so you take the FDR Drive to the Brooklyn Bridge. DLR Bridge is a condensed parody of this particular area of travel pavement.
No, that's not really it. DLR just because. Bridge is what my German last name translates to. Just so happens to be the same as Ed's long time guitar tech. Have I ever wondered If we were related and thought maybe someday I could score some expensive EVH gear for nothing? No. Well, yes.
Last edited by DLR Bridge; 11-29-2011 at 05:56 AM.
I imagine you prefer they use some lube too...
Sadaist
Say - duh - ist
Last name is Sada. Add an 'ist' to the end it looks a heckuva lot like Sadist. Back in the 70's my older brother had Sadaist as his license plate. I took it over in 1987 when I got my 1st truck. Retired it in the late 90's and it now hangs in my garage.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
In Native American mythology the coyote is a trickster, á la Loki.
Although, I feel a weird sort of kinship with this guy:
(Don't ask me why my profile pic is not a coyote, though...)
Last edited by Coyote; 11-29-2011 at 07:50 AM.
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
That's what I always see when I look at it.
OK, I'll play.....
kwame k.....pronounced 'go-fukk-yer-self'
The meaning......a sincere and forthright person who never sends sexual texts to his mistress or embezzles monies from the city of Detroit
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
THAT is spot on!
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
How dare you.OK, I'll play.....
kwame k.....pronounced 'go-fukk-yer-self'
The meaning......a sincere and forthright person who never sends sexual texts to his mistress or embezzles monies from the city of Detroit
You started it
That is too easy. Please make it more complicated immediately.Dan Is Short For Daniel.My Real Name.
I expect the TRUTH. THE TRUTH DAMMIT.You started it
Like to chase roadrunners do ya?In Native American mythology the coyote is a trickster, á la Loki.
Although, I feel a weird sort of kinship with this guy:
(Don't ask me why my profile pic is not a coyote, though...)
Too easy......
Only when shooting a muzzle loader. You don't need lube on jacketed high velocity bullets.
Sometimes you just have to lob the ball........
Low hanging fruit kinda thang
Just spill the goods. Pronounce it at least.
In more ways than one... Suffice to say, sometimes the chase is better than the catch. Especially upon spectacular failure.
The name comes from the disgraced ex-con, ex-mayor of Detroit...........
True....very true!In more ways than one... Suffice to say, sometimes the chase is better than the catch. Especially upon spectacular failure.
Pronounced zah-ZOO.
Surfing nickname bestowed upon me in high school around 1972 in Santa Cruz, Ca. It's a reference to the Flintstones cartoon character the Great Gazoo. Given the times/place and the prevalence of potheads in the bay area surfing culture the name was bastardized to ZahZoo... dude.
I earned this from my antics of getting major air when kicking out (exiting) a wave and then striking silly poses during those couple of seconds when you feel weightless before splash down. I developed this to an art... motivated somewhere between boredom and creativity. The key was to find a major speed section of the wave break to gain enough momentum so that you can pull a huge bottom turn right back into the wave... hit it head on when it's just about straight up vertical. Depending up wave size and speed you could hit 5-15 feet airborne. We'd have little competition among ourselves and even give moves names like the Aladin, Nut cruncher, Flail & Flop... (refer to notes on potheads above...)
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Mine's pretty self-explanatory...location, location, location...
OK...I get that part.Mine's pretty self-explanatory...location, location, location...
Now how do you pronounce the jhale part
You know I'm not allowed to talk to you until you start paying retroactive child support.Now hold on a damned minute..... that DNA test was negative!
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