Worth a try, couldn't hurt
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/n...an-halen-fans/
Worth a try, couldn't hurt
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/n...an-halen-fans/
What Freddy, come over here after the rousing success this was at the Links ??
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
You could get 6 billion people to sign the petition and crash the site.......and Edward wouldn't give 2 shits.
Is this really how people think?....."hey maybe if we do some lame online demand, my doorbell will ring"
Originally Posted by Kristy
Like I said, can't hurt. Almost at the 20 mark!
20 stupid people.......
Uh...I have it on good authority EVH thinks we're all nuts....You could get 6 billion people to sign the petition and crash the site.......and Edward wouldn't give 2 shits.
Is this really how people think?....."hey maybe if we do some lame online demand, my doorbell will ring"
Well, Brett signed it. Or at least somebody pretending to be him did.
I'm just curious as to exactly which part of Florida Chino Hills is in.......
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
As loyal as we are and as much as we love the mighty =VH=, we can't for the life of us figure out why you have chosen to stonewall the fans
lulz
We, the undersigned, are simply flabbergasted
So did Sammy, for that matter........
For Pete's sake..............
This is up there on the retarded idea list...
This Is So Sad.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
They're with a label and the album might be out in a couple months.
Ed would tell you to get a life.
Optimism is a very human trait, to be sure. It has persisted through millennia of disappointment, death and bummers, in general. And today it only flags in those fields of endeavour where hope is all but lost.
Welcome to Roth Army, friend. We already know it will probably end bad. Life, the universe and everything.
Yeah, we want he Japes of Roth, too - but instead it's been the Grapes of Wrath.
Can I start a petition to have Megan Fox and Erin Andrews give me head every day ???
You'd have more success..............Can I start a petition to have Megan Fox and Erin Andrews give me head every day ???
Not to any long suffering VH fan, it aint.......
Ok Ok Ok, you can Sign ONE petition on Christmas Eve, but the rest of the petitions will have to wait until Christmas Morning, and One MORE Word, and you will find some coal in your stocking! Now give a kiss to your Aunt Judith and no faces about her liver spots or goiter!
Last edited by SunisinuS; 12-02-2011 at 08:02 PM.
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
20 people signed... well that locks it. We have a majority!! The vote passes.
Still wondering how you cuntvinced 20 trolls to click and flick...
The Van Halens will be right with you... please stand by...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
for his brother's sake, too.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Steve Jones too. Wonder if he's hoping the Pistols can open for VH on the next tour?So did Sammy, for that matter........
Hopefully at least one of them will have a new album out first.
Stopped by the local Barnes & Noble and checked out Zloz's Eddie Van Halen book tonight. After seeing that, I'm starting to think I'd rather not hear anything from the band ever again and just call it a day. Petition or not - how can they ever come close to recapturing that kind of magic? The 07-08 tour was okay in a nostalgic kind of way, but it was very scripted. It occurred to me that the beauty of a classic =VH= concert back in the day was that you never knew what was going to happen on any given night (or at least they were very good at making it appear that way). I suppose I'm sort of looking forward to seeing Dave front and center again - and mildly intrigued at the prospect of him doing the full media blitz - but as for the rest, I can hear Roger Daltry on the old 5:15 singing... "Why should I care? Why should I care?"
No Sad Songs tonight somethings in the air!
Zing. Ya need to adopt more of a that was then, this is now attitude. Progression is not about staring back at the past and trying desperately to recreate it. The band's biggest pitfalls are their time wasting and lack of communication with their fans. I agree about the '07-'08 tour. There was an unavoidable air of nostalgia that lead to the feeling that they were in some ways just going through the motions. I think it was imperative for them to get through that stage of their revamping in order to attempt something different. We have been burried by rumors and heresay from producers, musicians, reliable sources and bullshit artists. Someone once posted in here not too long ago these three simple words: expect the unexpected. As cranky and impatient I and many others can be, the amount of anticipation is so high, it's impossible to not care about what they serve up next. There's a chance that none of the old riffs we have in mind will be present. There's a chance that Dave talked the guys into trying out a horn section for a song or two. There's a chance we will hear Wolf trade off some lead vocals in an experimental way that may make some of us go, holy shit! That was different! That was pretty fuckin' cool! So don't dwell too much on the past. Good things are a comin'. I can still feel it.
Oh and petitions are as effective as putting out a house fire with a single water balloon.
You could have Christ and The 12 Apostles sign the fucking thing, and you know what you'll hear from Ed?
*CHIRP* *CHIRP* CHIRP*
And if he doesn't get off his sorry ass soon, that'll be the sound of his pacemaker asking for a battery change. What a self-cloistered little twat.
Holy shit, it's Viking!
I thought you fell off the planet or something?
Brother, I didn't fall anywhere, but sometimes I'd take a flying leap off this fucking rock if I had a place to land. Even if flat on my ass.I'm still here and there - life just has a way of reorganizing your indulgences. Jeezus, I'm even a grandfather now. But, just send me a horny college co-ed, and I'm sure I'll get my mojo working again. LMFAO
I'll be a sumbitch. Nice to see some peeps from back in the day. Slowly you all are crawling out of the woodwork.
And as far as the petition goes, so what? I wonder if spEd even knows what an "interwebs" is....much less being able to surf it, or even giving a fuck what anyone thinks about him.
Last edited by Hardrock69; 12-03-2011 at 02:04 AM.
This petition is fucking sad.
The only thing that will speak to the brothers is money. And if they need it badly enough, they'll release this album and start this tour.
What would Ed say if he saw the petition?
What did he say to his assistant back in '96 when the fanbase was furious with him for Roth being thrown out after the reunion debacle?
Oh yeah...that's right. "Unplug the computer."
Fucking idiot. Petitions are stupid from the get-go. But I'll sign one that gives me a chance at world peace. Or one that gives me a guarantee that five crates of rare Single Malt Scotch will be delivered to my home. Or one that guarantees me a healthy newborn baby this spring.
But a petition to plead a band to hurry up with their inevitable press release about a new album? I'd be making better use of my time getting rid of that one obnoxious nosehair that's currently tickling my left nostril.
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
There is a Chino Hills in So CA. A bit east of Los Angeles.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
aah, so the once legendary eddie van halen who fucking pissed the last 20 odd years away on the coattails of the mighty =VH= name and made himself into a sad caricature thinks I'M nuts?
no wonder he doesn't like us. we like dave. fuck you ed. fuck you very much.
I suppose so - because I obviously DO care - that's why I came back to the boards after being away for so long. I want to be excited. I want to tell my friends: "See! I told you so!" when and if the new album comes out. And I can dig letting Van Halen's glorious Roth-era past remain in the past - it's just looking forward to what the future may hold that has me hung up. Ed and Al have silently burned so many bridges with their core fan base that it takes a seriously dedicated, John Yippee-Ki-Ay motherfucker McClane die-hard fan to give two shits about what tomorrow may bring for the once-mighty Van Halen. Or next week. Or next month. Or next year. All this anticipation and vague non-announcements at the VHND that their MAY be an announcement about when the album may come out is for sucks - particularly when Dave has been teasing us with "Get Ready..." for weeks on end. I'm ready goddammit! The motor is idling and the beer is chilling in the fridge! I think I'm starting to crack up...
I rarely post here I normaly dont log in and just read the posts with a sad feeling of here we go again , when i do want to post i have usually struggled to remember the pissed password i have used .
But I cant resist ......
A PETITION ....WTF ?????
And I usual approve of any thing with the word tit in it .
lol!!!!!so did sammy, for that matter........
FORD I DID NOT sign it. It's one of the stupidest things I've ever seen, and of course that triggered someone to pretend to be me. People are lame.
"Tears in my eyes?" LMAO!!! Yeah right.
Peace guys.
Yeah, I knew it wasn't you. I didn't see the Links thread on this, but from the sound of it, he didn't get a good reception there either, so someone (probably the OP) forged your name over there. Just to clarify, I'm sure it wasn't really Sammy or Steve Jones either.
Someone on my board told me I was on there so I actually clicked the link for the first time like 10 minutes ago. I did get a laugh at what I supposedly said though. HAHA.
Sammy may have really signed it though, so he could use it for his next interview.
I don't think Ed would bother to clear the empties away from his computer screen to view this sappy, asslicking pile of shit "petition." And for once, I wouldn't blame him...
holy fucking shit! lmao!
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
I just read the petition - I couldn't help myself. Sounds worse than my ex-wife begging me to let her move back home...
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