My name is warfy...
Pronounced the WARF-E
YO ladies I would to hump thee. ... uh huh huh
Peace and humptiness...
Uhuhuhuhuh
Hi I'm Warf....former webmaster/mod/rtc etc. .
I help build this muthafuckaaa....
And I am back bitches...
I had a forum named after me 10 years ago...
Ah well you get the point....
I just opened up a bottle of corona with my girlfriends eye lash curler!!!!
Hi WARF! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
Ah fuck it, WARF.......I'm heading up to the liquor store and getting a fifth in honor of your return
Originally Posted by vandeleur
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
My penis is like the titanic....
It's large and full of failure!!!
Uhuhuhuhuhu
WARF IS BACK AGAIN!!!!!
You fuckaahs are way off point....
Roll the fucking red carpet...
A legend is amongst you!!!!
Last edited by WARF; 12-11-2011 at 05:28 PM.
I sensed you MIGHT come back. So dammit, I had to as well. Open the libations, bitches!
Yo Yo Yo
WARF back at the roth army...is like dave back in van halen...
Who knows where the fuck I've been...
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night...
Fuckin A, B and C!
I'm still mad at you for standin' me up at Dave's Universal Show some years back. So welcome back ya fuck.
Oh dear.
I told you motherfuckers 10 years I was David Lee Roth...
Just get me a microphone a some a few pairs of PEG BUNDY zebra spandex and i'm ready go...
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
Hi WARF Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
WARF definately has super-powers.
See how he got Sarge's Little Helper to respond twice..? who can do that? Nobody.
However I do think Warfo moved north to stalk Lady Gaga but that's just at the theory stage.
McSlapnuts is the Peoples MC.. !
Warf is an Ill-Mitch wannabe from South Florida
uh huh huh huh uh huh uh huh huh huh
Boston? BOSTON?
No no no
He's moved, can't you see that, man. For the love of GOD.
Yes, I have been a masshole three years now...
What part of MA are you in shoes & thrills??
Central - between Greenfield and Orange on Route 2. Bout 2 and a half hours from you.
Well probably less but I get lost a lot.
Welcome back (again!)
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Only WARF would start a thread called "WARF in 2011" on December 11th, 2011.
Roth Army Canada
Repeating: Probably drunk....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
I just got an e-mail from the webmaster at Kaja Goo-Goo that said some drunk fuck named WARF keeps showing up posting shit about David Lee Roth...
Turns out WARF's nightly NightTrain binge led him to believe that he WAS AT THE ARMY...
A phone call later, and WARF's back...
Of course...he's disappeared again...
...and there's an e-mail from a Siouxie and the Banshees website...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
WARF! WELCOME BACK DUDE!
Glad the legendary thing has resurrected itself and decided to come home!
Good to see ya WARF.
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
WARF baby!!!! Holy shit this thread feels like old times!!! Anything left in that bottle?
He moved to Boston because MGH is one of the leaders in sex-changes....
Say hello to warfett...
Chainsaw Muthuafucka
Angel and Igo? Oh yes, we're back in the good ole days now!
All of this true pojo except I was on an a mad dog binge...
Also... intervention is following me on twitter...
Either way...good to have u back....
will this mean that joe thunder's back too?
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
Last I heard, Joe was busy in his basement studio with his new group, "Niggaz With Appetite"
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Warf...have you rubbed one out to Lady Gaga, lately?
I wanna fuck Katy Perry now!!!!!!!
Well, at least you know she has a vagina.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
WARF?? Seriously? HEY!!!!!!! One in a million.. Weird how I get all happy seeing you guys' names on here...
...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....
This is freaking awesome!! Now I just need how to figure out how to access it on my blackberry once school's back in...
I am 1000% making a commitment to posting here again full time. The news of the new album has sparked interest for me. The days of spending 8 hours a day here are defintely over... but I am ready to make a contribution to the army... lots of memories here! I've been proud to have made this place my home.
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